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"U doe kno mii. Who da fuck awe you to tell me what too doo?"

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A few years back me and my boys were cutting through some bushes to paint an Amtrak spot, and all of a sudden I realized there was a homeless dude just standing in the bushes a few feet away. I jumped back and told dude to get the fuck out of the way, and when he wouldn't I started thinking he was trying to stab us or some shit, so I was threatening to fuck him up if he didn't move.

 

All of a sudden this muthafucka goes "LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE, I'M WHACKIN IT!" hahahaha. We retreated back to the parking lot and threw McDonalds sodas at him til he left, and I think I still have a simple over that that says "I'M WHACKIN IT" under it

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haha as funny as it is..am i the only one who feels bad for this dude...

 

this is how some cases of social deviance get checked. this little dude thinks jerkin' off in a library is okay... what other off the wall shit you think this dude would give the green light on?

 

dude obviously has some issues, especially considering his reaction.

 

 

i'm :lol: ing

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true story time. Last time i was at the library i look over and there was a kid.

Probably 12 years old who was sitting there watching videos on youtube or some shit

of humans impregnating livestock. Ya kno. With the whole arm glove. I gave him

one of those knock it off you little wierdo looks and he got to looking so ashamed. It

was great

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this is how some cases of social deviance get checked. this little dude thinks jerkin' off in a library is okay... what other off the wall shit you think this dude would give the green light on?

 

dude obviously has some issues, especially considering his reaction.

 

 

i'm :lol: ing

 

THIS

 

I went to school with this kid who was caught jacking off in the restroom (multiple times apparently). I had him for a class and everyone gave him shit which made me feel bad for him. But that was until he started talking... Dude was weird as fuck, just asking for it, talking shit to everyone. He sat behind me at one point and kept poking and touching up on me like a little kid. Like one of them annoying "na na na na naaa naaaa" kids that goes around being a little bastard that you have to put up with and hope the parents will beat to shut up but wont.

 

/endcoolstorybro

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