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Las Vegas: Flamingo or Rio?

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coming from a vegas native...id say the rio, both are good hotels and youll probably be able to find rooms for a good price

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Rio is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay off the strip.

 

Flamingo - their pool is filled with guido douchebags, who never ever leave the pool, so it is a giant toilet. Who can drink for 6 hours and not get out to piss, not even once?

 

stay away from the pools in vegas unless you like to wade in 90% urine.

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I got comps for both hotels. Is the shuttle to the strip annoying?

 

I'm looking for a pool that's nice and not fist pump galor. I stayed in rio like 7 or 8 years ago and I vaguely remember the pool being nice.

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flamingo.

 

if you're going to vegas, you might as well be on the strip. i usually stay at the tropicana cause its dirt cheap and i can play blackjack in the pool. plus, they have decent reubens.

 

ps: who cares if the pool is 90% piss, when its hot as fuck out, wading in cool piss feels terrific.

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The Venetian.

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It seemed like the go to spot for hood rich black dudes, and grimmey black dudes from LA trying to sneak into the pool area.

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Flamingo is cool... yeah the pool is filled with a lot of guidos & dudebr0s... I've only been to the Rio maybe 2 times... because it's isolated from the Strip... if you don't want to be isolated from the Strip then Flamingo is the obvious choice.

 

Main hotel I stay at though is MGM.

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I wish I saw more when i was in Vegas, the bright lights of the gambling floor sucked me in.

Although, I did see David Spade walking around shit faced at about 6am flanked by security guards.

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Honestly, how much time will you be spendingT your hotel anyways?

Make frinnds with someone staying at the Monte Carlo and holler at the wave pool and lazy river. That's what we do. Usually helps if you tell em you're in town for a bachelor party even when you're not. Scratch that idea if you're goin with a lady friend tho. Gotta cop a 100 oz margarita click clack! They're like $70 but shit lasts forever and $70 bar hopping goes fast as fuck anyway.

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Best part of Vegas is you can byob everywhere, buy at liquor stores - don't lose your money buying them at casinos

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i've stayed at madalay bay, which was nice. luxor was pretty nice too. the tropicana was old as fuck and the hallway outside of our room smelled like someone had stuffed a dead body in the ceiling.

 

but yeah, if you are in vegas you shouldn't be in your room all that often.

 

have fun!

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Again, I got comps at either rio or flamingo. I'd much rather stay at the newer joints like the wynn.

 

Ps. I'm with my wife.

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the tropicana was old as fuck and the hallway outside of our room smelled like someone had stuffed a dead body in the ceiling.

 

 

hahahah. half the tropicana smells like a jerk off sock. its my spot tho.

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Again, I got comps at either rio or flamingo. I'd much rather stay at the newer joints like the wynn.

 

Ps. I'm with my wife.

 

 

 

have you read reviews for either online?

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disregard 90% piss and acquire drunk sluts in pool

 

and the rio aint that far from the strip

 

 

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the hommie knows whatsup...

 

if youre lookin for a good pool try the "M" they have a nice pool...last time i was there that gay ass LMFAO "band" was playing in the distance so the guidos were all confined to that area but overall i like that pool the best

 

theo is right the MGM is pobably going to be your best bet considering its a close to the strip you can get.

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Again, I got comps at either rio or flamingo. I'd much rather stay at the newer joints like the wynn.

 

Ps. I'm with my wife.

 

Maybe you need to tell them you have comps at the rio or flamingo a few more times...

I don't think people understand that those are the only two place you're considering yet...

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All these cats that are sayin the rio is isolated must be some lazy mother fuckers. It takes like 5-10 mins tops and thats if your walking. Vegas native so i know what im talkin bout

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i assume if you're a tourist you would want to stay as close to the strip as possible so you can drink and be stupid right where all the tourist action is

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have you read reviews for either online?

 

My lady has. I feel that I know and trust my oontz brethren better than some random reviewer.

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