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Ozzy's genetic code to be mapped so scientists can figure out how the fuck he's not dead

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Amazed Boffins (boffin? what the fuck is a boffin?) Probe Ozzy's Genetic Code

 

The former Black Sabbath frontman is only one of a few people in the world to have his full genome analysed.

 

It is hoped the results from the £27,000 test, which takes three months, will provide information on how drugs are absorbed in the body.

 

Ozzy, 61, has lived a life that would presumably kill any ordinary person.

 

Even the singer himself cannot understand how he has survived this long, recently describing himself as a "medical miracle" after going on a "bender" for "40 years".

 

He has admitted drinking four bottles of cognac a day at one point, "blacking out, coming to again and carrying on".

 

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Ozzy Osbourne with wife Sharon, who he once tried to strangle

 

Ozzy famously bit the head off a bat on stage and in 2003 broke his neck in a quad bike accident.

 

He also has a genetic disorder similar to Parkinson's disease and on at least one occasion has been committed to a mental institution.

 

Despite all his excesses, he is still with wife Sharon, who he once tried to strangle, and the couple have three grown-up children.

 

Now he may get some answers from US company Knome, which will use a blood sample to map his genome.

 

Nathan Pearson, director of research at the firm, said: "Sequencing and analysing individuals with extreme medical histories provides the greatest potential scientific value."

 

The results will hopefully help scientists understand why the bodies of hard-living rockers such as Ozzy, Keith Richards, Ronnie Wood and Iggy Pop are able to take more substance abuse than the average person.

 

http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/Showbiz-News/Ozzy-Osbournes-Genes-Mapped-To-Find-Out-How-Hes-Still-Alive-After-Drink-And-Drug-Abuse/Article/201006215648812?lpos=Showbiz_News_Article_Body_Copy_Region_0

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Re: Ozzy's genetic code to be mapped so scientists can figure out how the fuck he's not de

 

EMBRACE SATAN

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AND YOU CAN DO WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT.

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Re: Ozzy's genetic code to be mapped so scientists can figure out how the fuck he's not de

 

disregard longevity by doing drugs & chewing bat heads like beef jerky all day

 

acquire longevity

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BRING ON THE DOPE. I can beat this limey fuck.

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I'd rather be dead.

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Can't kill rock n roll bitch.............nah he might be jinxing himself with this one.

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Watch them draw blood with a needle and make him drop dead because of an infection or something.

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when you do drugs for a long time, you can do alot of drugs. for a long time.

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Sharon, who he once tried to strangle

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Bat head prescription.

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Medical miracle.

 

HAH!

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