person Posted June 15, 2010 Share Posted June 15, 2010 WELL...? How did it go? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted June 15, 2010 Share Posted June 15, 2010 So...no graduation cap then? I'm pretty sure the more I look like Ninjaman, the better. ABCS that all sounds lovely, but manufacturing that whole scenario would take about 1000% more effort and time than I am willing to put into a first date. I want to go somewhere where I can get almost-too-drunk-for-first-date-drunk on whiskey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted June 15, 2010 Share Posted June 15, 2010 I haven't gotten a note from a girl since 6th grade and it ended up being from some fat girl a grade below me. At least I could outrun her, though. Since we're on the subject of insane Korean girls...once some insane Korean girl stopped me as i was leaving a bar with a friend of mine (who was a girl), reached in my pocket, took my phone out and called her phone from my phone. Then she just smiled and said "use that number sometime." I did use that number and it was a mistake. LESSON ☟ Never take a note from Suki, especially the ones that say I'll be over at 8:00 sweetypants, be horny. All she does is show up, punch you in the nuts, shave a giant "S" into your chest hair, take your weed and jet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted June 15, 2010 Share Posted June 15, 2010 I've still got an entire shoebox FULL of those little notes from like the 6th grade... Every so often i pull it out for some lolz. Works every time. and i 100% agree with MZ. The mere thought of taking a Jamaican broad out for some damn Jamaican food is retahded. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted June 15, 2010 Share Posted June 15, 2010 I haven't gotten a note from a girl since 6th grade and it ended up being from some fat girl a grade below me. At least I could outrun her, though. Since we're on the subject of insane Korean girls...once some insane Korean girl stopped me as i was leaving a bar with a friend of mine (who was a girl), reached in my pocket, took my phone out and called her phone from my phone. Then she just smiled and said "use that number sometime." I did use that number and it was a mistake. LESSON ☟ :lol: :lol: :lol: it's your fault for calling me, i mean , her... btw, i left a note for you in itaewon. it's on a light pole by the gay bars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted June 15, 2010 Author Share Posted June 15, 2010 i left that for you and you never showed up loser I'd take you to lunch if you were paying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted June 15, 2010 Share Posted June 15, 2010 :lol: :lol: :lol: it's your fault for calling me, i mean , her... btw, i left a note for you in itaewon. it's on a light pole by the gay bars. Jesus, I'm sure my faghag friends will drag me past there sooner or later. That whole area of Itaewon is scummy as an old tub after a Nigerian village has bathed in it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted June 16, 2010 Share Posted June 16, 2010 I made out with a fat girl tonight. I sucked on her titties, and such. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris The Butcher Posted June 16, 2010 Share Posted June 16, 2010 dandruff :lol: :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nigga You Gay Posted June 16, 2010 Share Posted June 16, 2010 That letter needs more arrows. One time some coworkers and I were out drinking and we were charging it on a company credit card. We were buying drinks left and right. There was a table of fine ass girls near us and this one dude who was older and stuck in the 80s got up to use the restroom so I told the waitress to being him a drink when he got back and say it waS from these girls. He got all excited and got up and strolled over there like he was all bad ass. They looked at him and burst out laughing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brickos Posted June 16, 2010 Share Posted June 16, 2010 so Mar... U kno what comes next right? Better find a delivery friend Boogiehands...? :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted June 16, 2010 Share Posted June 16, 2010 i dont even think its that bad. maybe she is trying to be cute. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted June 16, 2010 Share Posted June 16, 2010 Is she 12?? Who does that shit? the other day my friend fucked this girl and he came out the room with a bunch of hickeys. i said to the girl "what are you 12, gtfo" she got cut. bitches be crazy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mn1_fuckos Posted June 16, 2010 Share Posted June 16, 2010 so Mar... U kno what comes next right? Better find a delivery friend hahaha http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JpoYYC7lut8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris The Butcher Posted June 16, 2010 Share Posted June 16, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted June 16, 2010 Share Posted June 16, 2010 feel de riddim, feel de rhyme, git up now, it's bobsled time. COOL RUNNINGS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T_R_O_N Posted June 16, 2010 Share Posted June 16, 2010 this was one of my first VHS movies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted June 16, 2010 Share Posted June 16, 2010 i never got a love note because i was fat and wore sweatpants until high school. navy blue, no logos, cinched bottoms. call me the pussy monster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted June 16, 2010 Share Posted June 16, 2010 love me some cute bitches. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
izzyD Posted June 16, 2010 Share Posted June 16, 2010 that looks right, i could see it being that. kids dont know how to act in their new sexuality kids bitch you're barely legal come to the chi so we can play big bank takes little bank Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris The Butcher Posted June 16, 2010 Share Posted June 16, 2010 kids bitch you're barely legal come to the chi so we can play big bank takes little bank "Big bank takes little bank"-------nigger you are a clown----------- now go look at your dandruff---------and say sorry-------- Faggot sheltered dork----------- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted June 16, 2010 Share Posted June 16, 2010 i never got a love note because i was fat and wore sweatpants until high school. navy blue, no logos, cinched bottoms. call me the pussy monster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted June 17, 2010 Author Share Posted June 17, 2010 I don't even know what that means, but it make sense considering I'm Jewish... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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