MAR Posted June 15, 2010 Share Posted June 15, 2010 Probably a joke but enjoy the lulz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted June 15, 2010 Author Share Posted June 15, 2010 Nope, an office. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
person Posted June 15, 2010 Share Posted June 15, 2010 dang, i thought those went out when puberty came in Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted June 15, 2010 Share Posted June 15, 2010 a pretty jamaican girl left me her number on a napkin the other day. dem tings! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted June 15, 2010 Share Posted June 15, 2010 You should take him to lunch. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted June 15, 2010 Share Posted June 15, 2010 ^ Did you take her for jerk chicken? ^^ it was last thursday and I've been busy with many tings since den. I'll wear my Bob Marley T-shirt and Graduation Cap w/ fake dreads my mom gave me when I graduated, and we'll go get jerk chicken and beef patties. But seriously, where should I take this girl? Uncharted territory here MAR: It says "you know who this is." Do you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted June 15, 2010 Share Posted June 15, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA_BEARS Posted June 15, 2010 Share Posted June 15, 2010 Is she 12?? Who does that shit? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted June 15, 2010 Author Share Posted June 15, 2010 MAR: It says "you know who this is." Do you? Well if its not a joke there is only one single girl in my office (its kinda small). 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted June 15, 2010 Share Posted June 15, 2010 Limp wristy cool tho dude. Stuff like that makes the day go by a lil bit quicker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mn1_fuckos Posted June 15, 2010 Share Posted June 15, 2010 they still do this i thought most girls went straight to sending naked flicks of themselves to ask for a lunch date. mar theyre probably lurkin over the cubicle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jugzer Posted June 15, 2010 Share Posted June 15, 2010 dandruff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gnarly Sheen Posted June 15, 2010 Share Posted June 15, 2010 I once leaft my friends number for a fat waitress at a bar. She called him... and asked him out without me ever telling him I left the number It was awkward for her, but hilarious on our end. He got a beer out of it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clizclean Posted June 15, 2010 Share Posted June 15, 2010 You should take him to lunch. that looks right, i could see it being that. kids dont know how to act in their new sexuality Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUST THE TIP Posted June 15, 2010 Share Posted June 15, 2010 pretty rad PIHB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crocodile Tears Posted June 15, 2010 Share Posted June 15, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted June 15, 2010 Share Posted June 15, 2010 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted June 15, 2010 Share Posted June 15, 2010 i left that for you and you never showed up loser Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted June 15, 2010 Share Posted June 15, 2010 reminds me of this female that used to stalk me when i was in middleschool... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted June 15, 2010 Share Posted June 15, 2010 that was me too, sorry my bad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted June 15, 2010 Share Posted June 15, 2010 a pretty jamaican girl left me her number on a napkin the other day. dem tings! FTW. Im going to give your second question some thought. I want you to succeed with this. What i would do... Find a park with pavilions and a river, lake, or ocean if you got it. I'm thinking maybe get one of them little charcoal grills, perhaps make some shish kebabs and a bunch of other summer time picnic stuff. Find a nice deli and buy some stuff thats already made. Maybe take her to a ball game after. Somewhere you wont be tempted to get too drunk and look like a loser. Then get her home at a respectable hour. thats just me tho. This is assuming you trying to show her a good time and not simply smash and run Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted June 15, 2010 Share Posted June 15, 2010 then take her for all her money Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted June 15, 2010 Share Posted June 15, 2010 so Mar... U kno what comes next right? Better find a delivery friend 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted June 15, 2010 Share Posted June 15, 2010 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted June 15, 2010 Share Posted June 15, 2010 That note stuff is funny, I'd assume it was a joke also unless some super hot receptionist gave me the eye. Never take a note from Suki, especially the ones that say I'll be over at 8:00 sweetypants, be horny. All she does is show up, punch you in the nuts, shave a giant "S" into your chest hair, take your weed and jet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted June 15, 2010 Share Posted June 15, 2010 why the fuck are you telling people my secret???!!! you forgot the food part... i'll jack your food too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clizclean Posted June 15, 2010 Share Posted June 15, 2010 and pet your dogs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted June 15, 2010 Share Posted June 15, 2010 I wouldn't have any food you could eat, except for a head of iceberg lettuce and some leftover fried zucchini Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted June 15, 2010 Share Posted June 15, 2010 i'll steal your puppies instead Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted June 15, 2010 Share Posted June 15, 2010 Those puppies are long gone girl :( Besides, they were at my parent's crib, and I haven't had sex there since I was 17 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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