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I got a love note at work today

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^ Did you take her for jerk chicken? ^^

 

it was last thursday and I've been busy with many tings since den.

I'll wear my Bob Marley T-shirt and Graduation Cap w/ fake dreads my mom gave me when I graduated, and we'll go get jerk chicken and beef patties.

 

But seriously, where should I take this girl? Uncharted territory here

 

 

MAR: It says "you know who this is." Do you?

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MAR: It says "you know who this is." Do you?

 

Well if its not a joke there is only one single girl in my office (its kinda small).

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they still do this i thought most girls went straight to sending naked flicks of themselves to ask for a lunch date.

 

 

mar theyre probably lurkin over the cubicle

 

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I once leaft my friends number for a fat waitress at a bar.

 

She called him... and asked him out without me ever telling him I left the number

 

It was awkward for her, but hilarious on our end.

 

 

 

He got a beer out of it.

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You should take him to lunch.

 

that looks right, i could see it being that. kids dont know how to act in their new sexuality

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a pretty jamaican girl left me her number on a napkin the other day.

dem tings!

 

FTW. Im going to give your second question some thought. I want you to succeed with this.

 

What i would do... Find a park with pavilions and a river, lake, or ocean if you got it.

I'm thinking maybe get one of them little charcoal grills, perhaps make some shish kebabs and a bunch of

other summer time picnic stuff. Find a nice deli and buy some stuff thats already made.

Maybe take her to a ball game after. Somewhere you wont be tempted to get too drunk and

look like a loser. Then get her home at a respectable hour.

thats just me tho. This is assuming you trying to show her a good time and not simply smash and run

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so Mar... U kno what comes next right? Better find a delivery friend

 

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That note stuff is funny, I'd assume it was a joke also unless some super hot receptionist gave me the eye.

 

Never take a note from Suki, especially the ones that say I'll be over at 8:00 sweetypants, be horny.

All she does is show up, punch you in the nuts, shave a giant "S" into your chest hair, take your weed and jet.

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