jugzer Posted June 14, 2010 Share Posted June 14, 2010 oh yea, well i make dope ass threads all the time that get closed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Getoe Posted June 14, 2010 Author Share Posted June 14, 2010 Oh yeah, well I trolled a thread that had a cock and a dog and the dog got rocked by the cock, and another with a not so computer genius with no epenis wondering why men are from mars and he was from venus, only to discover that he had been trolled by the meanest. Still riding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barbara walters Posted June 14, 2010 Share Posted June 14, 2010 oh yea, i fucked kim kardashian.... ....twice in my sleep last night Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro dePaca Posted June 15, 2010 Share Posted June 15, 2010 oh yeah? well i had a foursome with all three kardashian sister's last night and broadcast it into bruce jenner's dreams on some freddy kruger shit. i bet he felt a little wierd about it. . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n8galicia Posted June 15, 2010 Share Posted June 15, 2010 oh yeah, I have foursomes with the kardashian sisters every night, for except last night Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
where Posted June 15, 2010 Share Posted June 15, 2010 Oh yah, I already did that, while I was in dental school. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Getoe Posted June 15, 2010 Author Share Posted June 15, 2010 Oh yeah, well I get to bone a fresh kardashian everyday thanks to my underground cloning facilty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShortFuse Posted June 15, 2010 Share Posted June 15, 2010 Oh yeah well my Zooey Deschanel clone is fixed and I can let loose all UP INSIDE THAT! Filled to the brim son! Hot Damn style Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UDUMBHOE. Posted June 15, 2010 Share Posted June 15, 2010 Its all good I fucked Zooey Deschanel before you cloned her and then cloned myself so she could fuck me when I wasn't around. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
person Posted June 15, 2010 Share Posted June 15, 2010 oh yeah, well i saw multiplicity when it came out... ...and it sucked back then too 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro dePaca Posted June 15, 2010 Share Posted June 15, 2010 oh really? well i saw multiplicity when it came out. in a theater. with alanis morrisette... ...and she went down on me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xen Posted June 15, 2010 Share Posted June 15, 2010 oh really? well alanis morrisette swallowed me and said she was only making happy music now. in theaters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wisetuxedo Posted June 15, 2010 Share Posted June 15, 2010 oh yeah? well just lastnight i had a girl buy me five guys and then ask if i wanted to go back to her place Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
where Posted June 15, 2010 Share Posted June 15, 2010 Oh yah, while you were eating hamburgers and fries, I was high on drugs that feed on raw emotions, which I invented one night blacked out. I was also making a considerable amount of money off of some patents I've filed in the past few years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n8galicia Posted June 15, 2010 Share Posted June 15, 2010 oh yeah, well.... I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row. I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing, I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru. Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I play bluegrass cello, I was scouted by the Mets, I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I’m bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays, after school, I repair electrical appliances free of charge. I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I don’t perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number nine and have won the weekend passes. Last summer I toured New Jersey with a traveling centrifugal-force demonstration. I bat .400. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. Children trust me. I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Paradise Lost, Moby Dick, and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have performed several covert operations for the CIA. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. While on vacation in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a mouli and a toaster oven. I breed prizewinning clams. I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin. I have played Hamlet, I have performed open-heart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jugzer Posted June 15, 2010 Share Posted June 15, 2010 oh yea, well look at your dandruff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wisetuxedo Posted June 16, 2010 Share Posted June 16, 2010 oh yeah? well your dandruff turns you into a cartoon girl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
where Posted June 16, 2010 Share Posted June 16, 2010 Oh yea, this is a better cartoon girl and look at your dandruff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted June 17, 2010 Share Posted June 17, 2010 Oh yeah, well I was in Italy last year and visited the Vatican. While there I snorted three rails of the Pope's dandruff. Then he showed me all the gold he stole from all the Jews he killed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jugzer Posted June 17, 2010 Share Posted June 17, 2010 (true story) oh yea, well i sat in the popes chair at the cathedral in st. louis, and busted a fart on that bitch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n8galicia Posted June 17, 2010 Share Posted June 17, 2010 oh yeah, well as a pope I molested all of your ancestors Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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