Getoe Posted June 9, 2010 Share Posted June 9, 2010 Alright so everyone knows this asshole. That "Oh yeah, well..." guy. Example being when I lived in Maui when I was younger. I went back to California and ran into an old friend asking me where I've been. I told him where and that it was fucking awesome there. Then he cuts me off and says "Oh yeah, well I got 2 tickets to Cancun! I'm going next week with my girlfriend!" I know there is the friendly one upper when you bullshit with friends, but I'm talking about that one dude that tries a little too hard to one up everything you fucking say. So lets celebrate how much I/we hate this motherfucker and play! Only one rule to one upping someone. You have to start your one up with "Oh yeah, well...". ****FIRST POSTER GETS TO START THE GAME BY POSTING ANYTHING THAT CAN BE ONE UPPED.**** 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
remainunderated Posted June 9, 2010 Share Posted June 9, 2010 i have never been to europe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark_Knight Posted June 9, 2010 Share Posted June 9, 2010 see dis der snake in my boot......or something of that sort thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Getoe Posted June 9, 2010 Author Share Posted June 9, 2010 Oh yeah, well when I go to Italy I'll send you a postcard, if I have the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted June 9, 2010 Share Posted June 9, 2010 http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/index.jhtml?title=the-playa-haters-ball&videoId=24419 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n8galicia Posted June 9, 2010 Share Posted June 9, 2010 Oh yeah, well Dave Chappelle made my fried chicken once. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knee Grow Please Posted June 9, 2010 Share Posted June 9, 2010 oh yeah well i already have several postcards from all over europe/. i swear. ask my mom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n8galicia Posted June 9, 2010 Share Posted June 9, 2010 oh yeah, well I've walked across Europe before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken McFucketts Posted June 9, 2010 Share Posted June 9, 2010 oh yeah, well I am in Europe right now! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheShaneCo. Posted June 9, 2010 Share Posted June 9, 2010 OH YEAH WE'LL I'VE NEVER BEEN OUT OF THE USA. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GodsBlackFriend Posted June 9, 2010 Share Posted June 9, 2010 Oh yea well im the one who struck oil in the gulf coast Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheShaneCo. Posted June 9, 2010 Share Posted June 9, 2010 Side note - this is the Summer of one upsmanship. I've been competing at every single little thing i've done. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted June 9, 2010 Share Posted June 9, 2010 I WILL RAPE YOUR FUCKING FAMILY! Do I win? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n8galicia Posted June 9, 2010 Share Posted June 9, 2010 I will rape your family, dig up your ancestors and rape them too. I WIN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knee Grow Please Posted June 9, 2010 Share Posted June 9, 2010 oh yeah well i already raped yours first 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Getoe Posted June 9, 2010 Author Share Posted June 9, 2010 Oh yeah, well I'm eating chicken, watching a Chappelle show dedicated to me, sitting in my custom made Louis Vutton barcalounger in fucking Malibu planning a trip to Europe on my new Ipad. Then I'm gonna get my free rape on in Finland. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n8galicia Posted June 9, 2010 Share Posted June 9, 2010 Oh yeah, well I discovered sliced bread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Getoe Posted June 9, 2010 Author Share Posted June 9, 2010 Oh yeah, well I'm baked of the best green you never even heard of while I'm slicing my bread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hatdance Posted June 9, 2010 Share Posted June 9, 2010 Oh yeah, well I'm baked while baking bread with Xzibit...Sup dog?.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted June 9, 2010 Share Posted June 9, 2010 oh yeah, well i put Xzibit in your bread so you can exhibit while you bake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TeenagerFromMars Posted June 9, 2010 Share Posted June 9, 2010 i just shit in my hand Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted June 9, 2010 Share Posted June 9, 2010 I just shit in my own mouth without using my hands or any machinery while standing up straight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crocodile Tears Posted June 9, 2010 Share Posted June 9, 2010 i just launched a meatloaf sized shit wedge out of my turlet and into my fridge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanfullofretards Posted June 9, 2010 Share Posted June 9, 2010 Let's play one up! Let's not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted June 9, 2010 Share Posted June 9, 2010 I farted and 15 minutes later it turned from a gaseous form into a solid and grew to be a clone of Gary Coleman. Too soon? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro dePaca Posted June 9, 2010 Share Posted June 9, 2010 oh yeah?? well i just shit out xibit and he sliced bread for me and fashioned it into a spoiler for my delorean time machine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TeenagerFromMars Posted June 9, 2010 Share Posted June 9, 2010 i just got my period. out my dick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro dePaca Posted June 9, 2010 Share Posted June 9, 2010 oh yeah, well i have three dicks and they all bleed profusely 26 days a month Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheShaneCo. Posted June 9, 2010 Share Posted June 9, 2010 I seriously don't order food till everyone else has ordered. Then, I make sure that I order the most food out of everyone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted June 9, 2010 Share Posted June 9, 2010 Bread spoiler post FTW! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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