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Skate down (or whatever you do) to the beach and hit on pasty white bitches working on their tan.

 

I hate people who "tan." There's no fucking point to it if you are white as the driven snow.

Not to mention it's boring as fuck laying there like a dead fish.

It also fades after like a week if you're just on vacation.

Way to waste a vacation.

Baking your skin.

Happy skin cancer to you.

Next person who tells me to work on my tan is getting a stern e-mail.

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It's a dry heat you pussy.

This exactly. At least you you don"t get instantaneous swamp ass in the desert.

Humidity will tame any desert dweller. I'd rather have it be 116 outside

with 0% humidity than have it be 97 with 100% humidity, which is what summer is east of the Mississippi is all about

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switch to a looser style of pant.

you might find the weather more comfortable, fagstick.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i'm just kidding, man. i don't know you, no hate.

i just wonder how you can complain about the season of almost nakedness.

there is so much potential for awesome.

 

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i miss snowboarding already.....but it's wakeboard season now and the mommies are lookin' mad fly..not to mention writing in nice weather...well at least at night while its not hot as fuck

 

HOLD ON I'M GETTING SOMETHING

 

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you're a bro dude, aren't you. a bro dude.

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