gasfacevictm Posted June 8, 2010 Share Posted June 8, 2010 FUCK open water! Thats how i'm feelin.. I can swim pretty well. Not on any competitive level, but I'm not some retard you have to worry about after he jumps off some rocks or a high dive. That being said, I fear the open water with all of my being. EVERYTHING in that shit can swim and live in that shit better than I can. Some of the shit in their is monstrous and hungry. There's a good chance to fight or flee a wild animal that is pissed off on land. That chance is almost non-existent in the ocean. I still wish I knew how to surf though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PITOFZOMBIES Posted June 8, 2010 Share Posted June 8, 2010 kick motherfucking sharks in the face. homie did it in the bahamas to some pretty good sized black tip shark that came at him... sharky boogied after that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesbian Fisting Posted June 8, 2010 Share Posted June 8, 2010 Just got out of the pool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted June 8, 2010 Share Posted June 8, 2010 EVERYTHING[/color][/i][/b] in that shit can swim and live in that shit better than I can. Some of the shit in their is monstrous and hungry. There's a good chance to fight or flee a wild animal that is pissed off on land. That chance is almost non-existent in the ocean +, you cant see the what lurks in the depths below... thats always another mental kick in the nuts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freakeenyc Posted June 8, 2010 Share Posted June 8, 2010 after a semester of taking swim gym in highschool....could not swim... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T4M* Posted June 8, 2010 Share Posted June 8, 2010 Shit is fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted June 8, 2010 Share Posted June 8, 2010 all the fly ones swim. axe about my 50 fly time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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geomat Posted June 8, 2010 Share Posted June 8, 2010 shocked that people can't swim.. eddie would.. surf an dance Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted June 8, 2010 Share Posted June 8, 2010 If you cant swim, than you're a retard and deserve to drown. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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d a m a g e Posted June 8, 2010 Share Posted June 8, 2010 Yeah. I live 2 minutes walk from a really nice beach. I go swimming pretty much every sunny day in the summer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted June 8, 2010 Share Posted June 8, 2010 Fuck salt water: it hurts my eyes, tastes like shit, hurts my skin (Mediterranean Sea), makes my hair crusty... jelly fish, pointy things, and as much meat as I have eaten (no homo) it would only be karma to be eaten myself. My step dad can't swim, that always bugged me out. But he's a lazy piece of shit, so it makes sense. I was a hell of a swimmer as a tween. I taught classes. Never joined the swim team, well, because that was pretty gay. I spent most of my life living a few blocks from the beach. Fresh water. Nothing could eat you but the bacteria from Gary. ownstwopoolsoner 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acer910 Posted June 8, 2010 Share Posted June 8, 2010 you get over how nasty saltwater is if you spend a year in it. plus that shit heals, like no lie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T4M* Posted June 8, 2010 Share Posted June 8, 2010 Nice pools. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T4M* Posted June 8, 2010 Share Posted June 8, 2010 I like to go to the beach. But its more fun to be around the pool if you have a nice setup. You can easily throw a pool party, eat out, and do other activities that you cant normally do on the beach. Once i went to the beach at night and that was awsome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VANDALICIOU$$$ Posted June 8, 2010 Share Posted June 8, 2010 Fuck swimming I've been terrified since I was little but now have no desire to try it anymore Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PITOFZOMBIES Posted June 8, 2010 Share Posted June 8, 2010 I didn't realize how many of you are fucking faggots..... wow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted June 8, 2010 Share Posted June 8, 2010 I didn't realize how many of you are fucking faggots..... wow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PITOFZOMBIES Posted June 8, 2010 Share Posted June 8, 2010 HAHAHAHA........ holy shit. i would dump gasoline into that pool and light those clowns on fire. and the fuck ginger... look at him... he knows he's a fucking ginger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tavaruawon Posted June 8, 2010 Share Posted June 8, 2010 lol I fear the open water with all of my being. EVERYTHING in that shit can swim and live in that shit better than I can. Some of the shit in their is monstrous and hungry. There's a good chance to fight or flee a wild animal that is pissed off on land. That chance is almost non-existent in the ocean. You're out of your fucking element Donnie. At least you realize it and that is what counts. The ocean will humble you really fast as soon as you start slipping. Knowing is half the battle. And t4m... are you really plugging your nose as you jump off of that beastly roof gap? I never, ever understood why niggas be holding their fucking nose while jumping into the water. All you have to do is breathe out through your god damned nose when you hit the surface. The fuck. That's some lady boy type shit. I be free diving, catching wreck on shipwrecks with meanstreaks. It actually does work. Trust. Real leaps - ^Yuba Gap, north of Sacramento. Look it up if you're in Cali. One of the most amazing places I've ever been. Off of the bridge and into the hole... a cool 80 feet. (Pic is deceiving) I did a drunken gainer last year. Slapped pretty hard, but.... mission success. Looks like a stretch but the water is just ridiculously clear. It's 15 feet deep in the impact zone. I don't know man. This is just what we do. All the time - ^Rainbow Pools. A mere 20 foot fuck-off type jump...it's Yosemite snowpack run-off. Talmbout shrinky-dink. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crocodile Tears Posted June 8, 2010 Share Posted June 8, 2010 i swim like a rock 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UPS! Posted June 8, 2010 Share Posted June 8, 2010 How the fuck can you not know how to swim? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tavaruawon Posted June 8, 2010 Share Posted June 8, 2010 Reals though? Your body is fucking made of water. The fuck is wrong with you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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T4M* Posted June 8, 2010 Share Posted June 8, 2010 idk. i do it every once and awhile. that area that you are jumping off looks daring. I need to visit areas like that and jump. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted June 8, 2010 Share Posted June 8, 2010 i think most australians can swim. its part of the culture Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crocodile Tears Posted June 8, 2010 Share Posted June 8, 2010 i can swim, but not swim swim. keep my head above the surface etc. but i cant really tread like arm over arm head to the side switching while kicking legs. ive jumped off of boats into the ocean, not really fearful but doing laps in the pool aint my thang. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro dePaca Posted June 8, 2010 Share Posted June 8, 2010 drue: you got chlorine or those dope saline pools? t4m: i've never seen boardwalk beach looking so clean and empty. tavaruawon: that rainbow place is dope if it's where i'm thinkin of. by the tuolumne river? my mom used to be a nurse at this camp a few miles from there and those cliffs seemed insanely high when i was 12 or so. super fun to jump though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T4M* Posted June 8, 2010 Share Posted June 8, 2010 The day I went was epic. There was hardly any people anywhere.......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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