mdot Posted June 8, 2010 Share Posted June 8, 2010 I think I started swimming before I could walk. I remember taking classes when I was a kid, more for safety than fun due to all the pools in backyards. I'm a strong swimmer and have done some stupid shit in water. Sliding down alge covered spillways ending in jagged concrete chunks, tubing over spillways trying to hold on to the cooler with the alcohol, going down spillways in a kayak, and jetski/wakeboard/waterski accidents. I'm, going rafting through Browns Canyon this Sat. Usually an easy trip, it's mostly class 3 rapids with a few 4+ depending on the river. It's running high right now about 4500 cfs. I'm going from the fisherman's bridge to hecla junct. with a guy who runs private trips and does underwater search and rescue for the fire dept. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crocodile Tears Posted June 8, 2010 Share Posted June 8, 2010 Mccarren pool in greenpoint williamsburg had car engines and couches and every now and then a body in it when I was a kid. Totally abandoned. By the city. Now nerds go there to see death cab for cutie and sing along for a sunday afternoon lovefest. The pool in kids is on 23rd st and the FDR, funny that movie made that spot hot, plus the average public pool is not usually deeper then 4ft. I BLAME THE FUCKING SYSTEM MAN Edit to gas and monster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crocodile Tears Posted June 8, 2010 Share Posted June 8, 2010 Well my source on that is credible enough for me to blabber it all over the internet. That pool on 23rd was easy way back when. The one from raging bull has got to be around belmont or bronx zoo area, I look it up but I'm on my phone. Start an nycpoolwiki get ya history up negros Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken McFucketts Posted June 8, 2010 Share Posted June 8, 2010 I was in the swimming team for a while, did o.k. got introduced to vodka & weed, got lazy and fat. Now starting to get active again. Dad used to be a professional swimmer in the soviet union n shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted June 9, 2010 Share Posted June 9, 2010 Where's the one in Raging Bull? "You gonna bother me about a steak?" "FUCK YOU! FUCK YOUR MOTHER!" I can't even begin to express my love for this movie. It came on last night. It can be watched as either a comedy or a serious drama depending on your mood and be great either way. All of those wops knew how to swim. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clizclean Posted June 9, 2010 Share Posted June 9, 2010 I used to swim all the time, I had a few friends that swam professionally and I would train with them sometimes, don't swim so much anymore.QUOTE] professional swimmers? you mean lifeguards? or some syncronized bullshit? jumping off high shit into the rivers is whats up. i saw some sharks while surfing (bigger than me type sharks) and was stranded with my limbs on the board for over half an hour. i said fuck the ocean for over 10 years because of that. i was in haiti 2 years ago and decided to walk in for a dip, just to get stung by a jellyfish and then step on an urchin on my way back out. im back to 'fuck the ocean', like bp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mdot Posted June 9, 2010 Share Posted June 9, 2010 Is front row third from the left a tranny? /NH where the fuck is DOW? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted June 9, 2010 Share Posted June 9, 2010 What's with this current Oontz epidemic of people fucking up the quotes they use? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RazorRamon Posted June 9, 2010 Share Posted June 9, 2010 it's like they don't hit the quote button and try and type it out instead Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topfloorbasement Posted June 9, 2010 Share Posted June 9, 2010 i never understood how one can NOT swim....? just keep moving your limbs! right? lazy ass none swimmers.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted June 9, 2010 Share Posted June 9, 2010 professional swimmers? you mean lifeguards? or some syncronized bullshit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted June 9, 2010 Share Posted June 9, 2010 big toe looks like a penis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro dePaca Posted June 9, 2010 Share Posted June 9, 2010 smash swimmer til she makes that 0 face Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clizclean Posted June 9, 2010 Share Posted June 9, 2010 it's like they don't hit the quote button and try and type it out instead i have OCD about even amounts of brackets, like if theres an even amount, the quoted individual will die Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knee Grow Please Posted June 9, 2010 Share Posted June 9, 2010 let me guess...you're dominican. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted June 9, 2010 Share Posted June 9, 2010 obligatory, no longer funny in soviet russia joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted June 9, 2010 Share Posted June 9, 2010 oh oops. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andyoner Posted June 9, 2010 Share Posted June 9, 2010 big toe looks like a penis. hahahaha it kinda did for a sec. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metronome Posted June 9, 2010 Share Posted June 9, 2010 I'm a real shitty swimmer, wish I could swim better Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sausage party Posted June 9, 2010 Share Posted June 9, 2010 i <3 water sports Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!RENOBOF Posted June 10, 2010 Share Posted June 10, 2010 I have no clue how to swim. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted June 10, 2010 Share Posted June 10, 2010 wait.....reno is black? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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troofandroomaz Posted June 10, 2010 Share Posted June 10, 2010 not knowing how to swim is understandable. I'm not a great swimmer, but I'm able to avoid drowning pretty well. i work with this rich Venezuelan broad who doesn't know how to ride a bike. NOW THAT SHIT IS PITIFUL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acer910 Posted June 10, 2010 Share Posted June 10, 2010 yeah thats just fucking sad^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted June 10, 2010 Share Posted June 10, 2010 Swim team eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T4M* Posted June 11, 2010 Share Posted June 11, 2010 you gotta learn how to swim sooner or later........ http://www.youtube.com/user/stark2006k Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+plus+ Posted June 11, 2010 Share Posted June 11, 2010 i work as a lifeguard and there are some people who just dont get it, i dont understand how you couldnt swim unless you grew up isolated from any non freezing body of water. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crime stoppers Posted June 11, 2010 Share Posted June 11, 2010 also part of the curriculum, i had mandatory swimming lessons pretty much all through primary school. dunno if they still do that. me too, i don't know a single australian that can't swim and most of my mates and i are really strong swimmers, cept' for them fuckin' immigrants...they used to take us to the beach as part of school, often. but the more cocksuckers who don't know how to swim and come over here diving into rips in full clothes, the happier i am, and apparently charles darwin too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted June 11, 2010 Share Posted June 11, 2010 I COULD PROBABLY FLOAT ON MY BACK FOR DAYS AS LONG AS A SHARK DIDNT EAT ME HAHA. TRUE STORY, MY EX COULDNT RIDE A BIKE. AND I COULD NEVER TEACH HER TO DRIVE STANDARD. SHE WAS NOT MENTALLY HANDICAPPED, SRSLY JUST A STUPID WOMAN. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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