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How to Commit A Bank Robbery

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That risk is not worth the payoff unless you do it like they did in HEAT. Most bank robbers get away with a few thousand or a few tens of thousands. When you get caught you end up in jail for what, ten years? That's less than minimum wage.

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ya my moms is a bank teller, always has been her whole life. never had another job.

 

shes been robbed 5/6 times point blank. personaly. including in one instance having the barrel of a .357 pushed to her forhead and also present multiple other times when another till was being robbed. she says they have never gotten to the safe and only get whatever is in the drawer in front of whom they are robbing. which like gasface says is a couple grand max.

 

funny thing, when you are robbed, all her bank does is issue some rediculously meager cheque of like an embarressing ammount. under a hundread bucks if memory serves and a visit to a shrink LOL.

 

wtf.

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You see Im good with this yay, but im better with these guns

Im at your door to collect these funds...

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But yea dont rob banks. Its usually way not worth it. Simple benefit risk analysis.

Is 12-15 years in the penitentiary worth a couple grand? A couple million isn't

worth them kinda numbers. Maybe if i found out i had a few months to live and

it would really be a suicide mission.

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i love how three six is often times reffered to in higher publication sources as acedemy award winners, hah.

 

some three six shit is ill no doubt but that shit cracks me up everytime.

 

* and anyone with the nerve to do a fucking bank is droppin the ball straight up, cash drops ftw. shit goes down all over every city. every day. every morning. every night. hit up a liquer store lacky first thing come monday morning and you'll get paid in full.

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i love how three six is often times reffered to in higher publication sources as acedemy award winners, hah.

 

some three six shit is ill no doubt but that shit cracks me up everytime.

 

* and anyone with the nerve to do a fucking bank is droppin the ball straight up, cash drops ftw. shit goes down all over every city. every day. every morning. every night. hit up a liquer store lacky first thing come monday morning and you'll get paid in full.

 

 

 

 

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wow, ex-con writes true crime novel............let me get my pulitzer.

 

 

Oh wait this guys almost seven feet.

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Robbing banks is for amateurs

 

There are cameras everywhere which means you need to go in with a heavy disguise or ski mask

 

Nowadays alot of major banks have their tellers separated by means of ballistic glass

 

And even if their not, theres controls on how much cash can be on the floor at any one time

 

Silent alarms, enough said

 

 

 

If I were to engage in that kind of behavior I would hit armored cars, theres a bigger payoff involvedand if planned right you can get off without firing a shot

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Good read.

 

Armored trucks are a crazy deal though, them mother fuckers got shot guns. From what I understand, when being robbed the driver has to stay in the truck, even if their partner is getting fucked up.

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my homie's step-dad just recently robbed like 8 banks before he got caught

 

 

 

i guess he had lost his job, 401k, retirement, investments, etc. and just went insane

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Bank robberies are, for the most part, a crime of the past. I only know one person who successfully got away with one, some 20 odd years ago, and all he got was like 10 grand. And then his daughter stole it from him.

 

In contrast, I know of countless people doing retarded long sentences for it. My nephew's grandfather on his mom's side is currently in the Feds serving 30 years or some crazy shit

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Seriously...if there is one thing that the FBI is incredibly good at doing, it's catching bank robbers. If you manage to make enough noise to get them involved, you're living on borrowed time.

 

This is assuming you've done some homework and don't just get popped by local police of course.

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funny thing, when you are robbed, all her bank does is issue some rediculously meager cheque of like an embarressing ammount. under a hundread bucks if memory serves and a visit to a shrink LOL.

 

wtf.

 

Gas station employees get robbed all the time, and I'm sure Shell isn't sending them for any therapy haha

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