LUGR Posted June 3, 2010 Share Posted June 3, 2010 That's what happens when you ride your bike on the sidewalk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twonpoo Posted June 3, 2010 Share Posted June 3, 2010 was a hipster fine. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEVEL 75 PALADIN Posted June 3, 2010 Share Posted June 3, 2010 Look at your dandruff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted June 3, 2010 Share Posted June 3, 2010 was a hipster fine. hahahaha! "I'm giving you this $500 dollar ticket for wearing purple girl jeans and Erkel's glasses!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted June 3, 2010 Share Posted June 3, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HydrogenPeroxide Posted June 3, 2010 Share Posted June 3, 2010 this nigga is so rebellious he probably has a mohawk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted June 3, 2010 Share Posted June 3, 2010 GOD I WANT SOME SWEET BEAR ARMS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanfullofretards Posted June 3, 2010 Share Posted June 3, 2010 "it's a free country man! it's a free country!" God I wanna punch you in the fucking mouth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted June 3, 2010 Share Posted June 3, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesbian Fisting Posted June 3, 2010 Share Posted June 3, 2010 If you dont like it, go back to Africa. Heard that place is pretty good with the whole freedom shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted June 3, 2010 Share Posted June 3, 2010 cash cab is the gayest show ever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted June 3, 2010 Share Posted June 3, 2010 Try walking into a deli and urinating on the cheese. i work in a deli. not cool br0. and a lil sumthin for southside... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted June 3, 2010 Share Posted June 3, 2010 Crom FTW. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthsideGoogleGangster Posted June 3, 2010 Author Share Posted June 3, 2010 ^^THIS! So a $500 fine? What did you do, dump trash bags in a lot? I doubt it was for carrying a concealed weapon. If that was the case, and you spit in a cop's face during the altercation, you'd be locked up or trying to handle a much much heavier fine. I jumped over the little shit to get on the L..the card reader wasn't working and I have an unlimited CTA pass provided by my job. Gotta tresspassing ticket and pushed around by undercover cops. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted June 3, 2010 Share Posted June 3, 2010 your mistake was spitting on a pigs face... nothing good can come from that, except for said spitting on the pigs face Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Q666 Posted June 3, 2010 Share Posted June 3, 2010 undercover L cops are fucking pathetic, i can see why you spit on them now. (moreso) those faggots literally chased after us one time because a friend of mine was drinking on the train. like it was the biggest bust they ever had or some shit, we were just casually walking out the station Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted June 3, 2010 Share Posted June 3, 2010 PETTY CRIME! ALL UNITS MOVE OUT - FIX BAYONETS HOO-AH 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted June 3, 2010 Share Posted June 3, 2010 RED TEAM GO! RED TEAM GO! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA KID MERO Posted June 3, 2010 Share Posted June 3, 2010 Wtf is this shit. I just got ANOTHER $500 bullshit ticket in the mail. ..for some shit that wasn't even my fault I'm so fuckin sick of this bullshit ass system I think I'm gonna smoke obama my damn self... YO MY NIGGA ON SOME REAL SHIT, DONT PAY THEM FINES MY G JUST DONT GET POPPED, IM SPEAKIN FROM EXPERIENCE FUCK COURT..WHEN I EVENTUALLY HAVE TO GO TO COURT I GO IN WITH THE WHITE PEOPLE VOICE TELL NIGGAS I GOT A JOB AND KIDS AND GO TO SCHOOL AND NIGGAS BE THROWIN CASES OUT FASTER THAN GARY COLEMAN WIFE PULLED THE PLUG ON THAT NIGGA. FUCK THE SYSTEM MY NIGGA, THAT BITCH WET. LIE ON ALL THEM PAPERS AND RAPE NIGGAS FOR FOOD STAMPS AND ALL THAT. MAKE UP FAKE SHIT, NIGGAS AINT GONNA COME LOOKIN FOR YOU AT THE CRIB UNLESS YOU CATCH A BODY OR SELL A KILO. FUCK POLICE, AND FUCK TELLIN THE TRUTH TO A JUDGE AND THE GOVERNMENT. NIGGAS CAN BLOW DEEEEEEEEZZZZZ *GRABS NUTS* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthsideGoogleGangster Posted June 3, 2010 Author Share Posted June 3, 2010 "it's a free country man! it's a free country!" God I wanna punch you in the fucking mouth. if u ever did id just beat ur ass. U probably never punched anybody outside of mortal kombat anyway u dumbass suburb faggot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted June 3, 2010 Share Posted June 3, 2010 WHEN I EVENTUALLY HAVE TO GO TO COURT I GO IN WITH THE WHITE PEOPLE VOICE TELL NIGGAS I GOT A JOB AND KIDS AND GO TO SCHOOL AND NIGGAS BE THROWIN CASES OUT FASTER THAN GARY COLEMAN WIFE PULLED THE PLUG ON THAT NIGGA lol... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanfullofretards Posted June 3, 2010 Share Posted June 3, 2010 if u ever did id just beat ur ass. U probably never punched anybody outside of mortal kombat anyway u dumbass suburb faggot Keep talkin bitch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted June 3, 2010 Share Posted June 3, 2010 WHEN I EVENTUALLY HAVE TO GO TO COURT I GO IN WITH THE WHITE PEOPLE VOICE TELL NIGGAS I GOT A JOB AND KIDS AND GO TO SCHOOL AND NIGGAS BE THROWIN CASES OUT FASTER THAN GARY COLEMAN WIFE PULLED THE PLUG ON THAT NIGGA. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthsideGoogleGangster Posted June 3, 2010 Author Share Posted June 3, 2010 You got a ticket from a being a dirty nigger. Clean your act up you filthy street ape. I'll clean up my act when u stop fuckin your cousins Move outta ur double wide And stop eating mayonaise sandwiches you musty country redheaded reba lookin bitch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SOBER-GENTLEMAN-ONER Posted June 3, 2010 Share Posted June 3, 2010 WHAT DO YOU MEAN I HAVE TO PAY A 500 DOLLAR TICKET? I JUST GOT PAYED THE OTHER DAY!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umeZtszNShk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthsideGoogleGangster Posted June 3, 2010 Author Share Posted June 3, 2010 Keep talkin bitch :lol: And if I don't? What the fuck u gonna do brah? Fly to chicago? You'll get moved soon as you step off the plane lil nigga Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA KID MERO Posted June 3, 2010 Share Posted June 3, 2010 LMAOOOOOOOO @ SOBER GENTLEMAN ONER Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted June 3, 2010 Share Posted June 3, 2010 Yeah man. This guy will have his mom call him in sick to school so he can have the day off to meet you at the airport you fucking infant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deloner Posted June 3, 2010 Share Posted June 3, 2010 I'll clean up my act when u stop fuckin your cousins Move outta ur double wide And stop eating mayonaise sandwiches you musty country redheaded reba lookin bitch HAHAHHAHAHAHAH. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deloner Posted June 3, 2010 Share Posted June 3, 2010 GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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