Miley Cyrus Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 no ceilings, let the bullets rain on you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 really? see the upside for a chick is that when a dude tries to get whiney and elicit sympathy, he looks like a weak douche. i guess a vulnerable female is too much for you to resist :umm: 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crocodile Tears Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 dude. i can think of 200,000 ways to get any bitch to stay away from me. try being yourself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 pick your nose & wipe it on her couch scratch & sniff your own farts in front of her growl a nice belch & blow it in her face Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
headaches Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 scratch your own farts in front of her how does one do this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClownPrince Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 if it's for the best, just break it off. no sense in carrying it out if it's not worth it, you're only cheating her and yourself in the long run. if she's a cool chick, she'll be hurt but will get over it, life goes on sir. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dontlookback Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 Oh man.....this is hella pussified. Did it take you forever to tell her you liked her?! Just man up and tell her...don't make it wierd and be SURE to include that your gonna be dating other girls. Don't feel bad about it cuz it will come off like somethings wrong with her and drama will follow. Make it seem as a mutual decision....start with how you both are drifting apart. Keep in contact with little questions bout something you can't remember, place/name/whatever to keep the friend status (stick with experiences shared together, funny moments are great)....and soon you shall be blessed with a guilt free fuck pal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clizclean Posted June 3, 2010 Share Posted June 3, 2010 you cant spend as much time with her at sisters.. cottage.. your bartender.. ride that wave til it crashes, wtf? if you dont have another dish in the middle, i dont see the problem Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted June 3, 2010 Share Posted June 3, 2010 I've never broken up with a girl, not REALLY anyways. I've stopped fuckin with girls I've been casually dating plenty of times, and I've even broken up with serious girlfriends more times than I can count, but it was always some heat of the moment, didn't last, get back together in a few days type shit. The only two real relationships I've ever been in were both ended by them, after months of us drifting apart and being miserable together. I'm not comfortable with change, and prefer to just stay in a comfortable relationship, hoping it will be as good as it was before Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sorrow Posted June 3, 2010 Share Posted June 3, 2010 it's kinda fuckin me up seeing all these legit replies.. id expect waaay more douche posts... fuck bitches. get meth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted June 3, 2010 Share Posted June 3, 2010 This and cheap beer always make me feel better. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NaLV-9QvFRA edit: wait, you're breaking up with her. in that case Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted June 3, 2010 Share Posted June 3, 2010 she sounds like good people. i call rebound Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted June 3, 2010 Share Posted June 3, 2010 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pudOFG5X6uA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted June 3, 2010 Share Posted June 3, 2010 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pudOFG5X6uA ok totallllll homo story.I dont give a fuck! My wife to be dumped me a few years ago over some,all you do is work and paint with your friends shit. So naturally I go painting with my best friend and talk right etc.I drop him off at is house and its the first time I'm alone since shit went south and this shit comes on the radio. I was like reaaallllyyyy? like this is what life does to repay me for all this awesome? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted June 3, 2010 Share Posted June 3, 2010 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MgEvSvOAmMU mcd with the top down on the 407 doing 260 hoping to roll it is the best way to get over a girl 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted June 3, 2010 Share Posted June 3, 2010 but why are you breaking up with her? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRANNYHANDJOBSONER Posted June 3, 2010 Share Posted June 3, 2010 blowjobs and cottage? fuck share the wealth bro. i bet she makes your drinks real strong too, no offense but you sound like a pussy that doesn't appreciate what hes got. i might be wrong, but i doubt it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted June 3, 2010 Share Posted June 3, 2010 Dibs on his ex. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_gooch Posted June 3, 2010 Share Posted June 3, 2010 I usually consider Feb the best month to break up. That way your single the moment spring hits and all the chicks get horny again. nah you always break up before birthdays and holidays! think about it. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted June 3, 2010 Share Posted June 3, 2010 hahaa ouch! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted June 3, 2010 Share Posted June 3, 2010 wait until one of her family members die & break up with her on the way to the funeral Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted June 4, 2010 Author Share Posted June 4, 2010 but why are you breaking up with her? nice, medicine! I break up with her for the same reasons I like her. But she is definitely extremely dedicated to me. BUT she snacks, won't wear high heels, and has no style. This was destined to fail. If you knew me, you would love my compliments, shots, and wit on a nightly basis. It makes me the James Bond that I am. She likes it, too; she is sharp. You ever ask someone to the Toronto Symphony Orchestra and have eyes rolled at you? Then you have to ask another, better styled girl, take her out, and have to be honest about it with the girlfriend in the end? Can you times that a few times? How about being a guy who walks into a shoe store and checks out the women's shoes first? Loubitins, Blahniks, Choos, countless up and comers. How can I go with a girl who buys the cheap stuff and has no intention of ever even appreciating the good stuff because her "feet are too wide""? We share a lot of common interests, but definitely not most. We talked. She saved the day. I promised her I will continue to be honest. Perhaps break up for another day. For sure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tuanie tuan Posted June 4, 2010 Share Posted June 4, 2010 lots of blowjobs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted June 4, 2010 Author Share Posted June 4, 2010 I saw "The Trotsky" with her. Decent movie. Strong emphasis on "decent". She gave me a blowjob during the movie, in the theatre connected to her building. Made the movie much better. Almost a three and a half stars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted June 4, 2010 Share Posted June 4, 2010 A friend of mine told me tonight how him and his girl of 3 years broke up, and I'm gonna make a move on her ASAP. Before you guys get all up in arms about it, I use the term friend loosely here. Really he's just an acquaintance, another regular at my local bar. He's cool, and we drink/watch basketball together, but his ex is cute as fuck, and always flirty with me. Plus she's a Portagee, and I'm a sucker for those linguica lovin bitches This doesn't really have anything to do with the thread topic, but I can't sleep and wanted to tell someone ha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted June 4, 2010 Author Share Posted June 4, 2010 i will make a million threads about pork and cheese women. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted June 4, 2010 Author Share Posted June 4, 2010 so will frate raper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted June 4, 2010 Share Posted June 4, 2010 Ideally I prefer them mixed with Italian, but not all women can be walking perfection Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris The Butcher Posted June 4, 2010 Share Posted June 4, 2010 White women are perfection----------- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted June 4, 2010 Share Posted June 4, 2010 TROOF Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.