Weapon X Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 Breaking up with the girl tomorrow, I think. I have never gotten even close to the eight months we've gone through. Good girl - lots of blowjobs, was very understanding when I got booked a few months ago and I lost most of my income; country girl who loves family. Not to bore you with details, but she is a bartender where I drink at. I think in the end her friends will love me because I am rightfully known as the best guy ever but, man, this is tough. I've never had to do this, but out of respect to both her and I, this is probably the best thing. TL: DR? May is the best month to break up with someone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 Be strong! If you fail, you have to go before him, and he will ask you, "What is the riddle of steel?" If you don't know it, he will cast you out of Valhalla and laugh at you. Crom watches you, strong on his mountain. But, why are you dumping her if she blows you a lot and is generally awesome? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
christo-f Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 Which bar was it that she works in again? I know you told me, I just can't remember....... [insert air-humping smily] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_gooch Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 what they said ^^^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotsauceinthedickholewastaken Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 Yeah why the break up? Will you be posting tits of this lovely bartender? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatbastard Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 Is it because you're Indian and your parents will never approve of a White girl? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnifeHits RS Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 It's June. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 well, prolly best to just do it if you aren't all that into it anymore it is tough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toiletseat Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 rape is the fun part of breaking up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tutleone Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 I lost my tuxedo T-shrt MAN, FUCK! IM BURNT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 Pull out the funnel, insert, then.. y'know. If she isn't into it, she'll dump you. Problem solved. If she is into it, then keep her! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheShaneCo. Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 I usually consider Feb the best month to break up. That way your single the moment spring hits and all the chicks get horny again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted June 2, 2010 Author Share Posted June 2, 2010 I just feel it coming, and so does she. We kind of mentioned this bit of drifting apart in text message format. She just moved in with her sister into a sweet apartment but I don't know how much time I can spend there now that she lives with the sister. And parking is damn expensive there. Plus her parents really want to meet me and she wants to bring me to her cottage soon and that all reeks of commitment. For however nice everyone thinks I am, I think I'm just rotten to the core. The first one never sticks, so if you break up with her now, plan on still being with her till you break up with her one, maybe two more times. That's both encouraging and saddening at the same time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 "Yeah man, she wants to take me out to her cottage. Shit is fucking awful." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twonpoo Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 you should knock her up and live of her folks bank account forever. ( high fives to everyone ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris The Butcher Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 Pics of her----? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 you should knock her up and live of her folks bank account forever. ( high fives to everyone ) THATS WHAT IM SAYIN' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 "you never broke up with anyone?" "never" "never?" "never." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twonpoo Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 THATS WHAT IM SAYIN'[/font][/size] YEEEHAWWWW *SMACK* 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Ferris Bueller Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 Knowing that you are dating (or were) a bartender from your watering hole of choice is reassuring to me that pursuing a bartender where I drink at might not be weird. Thanks, Weapon. And good luck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the gogohead Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_rE0RzrFY8&feature=player_embedded Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 JUST HATE FUCK HER AND THEN IGNORE HER. IF SHE STALKS YOU CALL FABOLOUS' BROTHER Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deloner Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 CHEAT ON HER WITH HER MOTHER, SHE WILL GET THE PICTURE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 The first one never sticks, so if you break up with her now, plan on still being with her till you break up with her one, maybe two more times. ugh no. you gotta band-aid that shit and you don't put an old, crusty, used up band-aid back on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PITOFZOMBIES Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 I know the feeling of drifting apart with someone, despite everything being close to perfect. It doesn't make shit for sense, but everything seems kind of dull and all that. Sometimes with me, it was just boredom. i'm a shitbag and some girl who has their shit together just doesn't quite understand why i would wake up and start drinking warm beer. i was also the dude that almost all of her friends liked, and i even became good friends with some of them. sounds like a similar situation that you're in... except i'm too much of a pussy to break up with people, so i just start doing my best to scare them away and make them hate me... but that's all in the past and i'm not on that same shit anymore. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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