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Weapon X

Hard to do.

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Breaking up with the girl tomorrow, I think. I have never gotten even close to the eight months we've gone through.

 

Good girl - lots of blowjobs, was very understanding when I got booked a few months ago and I lost most of my income; country girl who loves family.

 

Not to bore you with details, but she is a bartender where I drink at. I think in the end her friends will love me because I am rightfully known as the best guy ever but, man, this is tough. I've never had to do this, but out of respect to both her and I, this is probably the best thing.

 

TL: DR?

 

 

May is the best month to break up with someone.

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Be strong! If you fail, you have to go before him, and he will ask you, "What is the riddle of steel?" If you don't know it, he will cast you out of Valhalla and laugh at you.

 

Crom watches you, strong on his mountain.

 

 

 

But, why are you dumping her if she blows you a lot and is generally awesome?

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Which bar was it that she works in again? I know you told me, I just can't remember....... [insert air-humping smily]

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well, prolly best to just do it if you aren't all that into it anymore

it is tough.

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Pull out the funnel, insert, then.. y'know.

 

If she isn't into it, she'll dump you. Problem solved.

 

If she is into it, then keep her!

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I usually consider Feb the best month to break up. That way your single the moment spring hits and all the chicks get horny again.

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I just feel it coming, and so does she. We kind of mentioned this bit of drifting apart

in text message format.

 

She just moved in with her sister into a sweet apartment but I don't know how much time I can spend there now that she lives with the sister. And parking is damn expensive there.

 

Plus her parents really want to meet me and she wants to bring me to her cottage soon and that all reeks of commitment. For however nice everyone thinks I am, I think I'm just rotten to the core.

 

The first one never sticks, so if you break up with her now, plan on still being with her till you break up with her one, maybe two more times.

 

That's both encouraging and saddening at the same time.

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you should knock her up and live of her folks bank account forever.

 

 

 

( high fives to everyone )

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you should knock her up and live of her folks bank account forever.

 

 

 

( high fives to everyone )

 

THATS WHAT IM SAYIN'

 

 

 

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Knowing that you are dating (or were) a bartender from your watering hole of choice is reassuring to me that pursuing a bartender

where I drink at might not be weird.

 

Thanks, Weapon. And good luck.

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JUST HATE FUCK HER AND THEN IGNORE HER.

 

 

IF SHE STALKS YOU

 

CALL FABOLOUS' BROTHER

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