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To tell if its a cop. I heard to ask if she'll model nude for you. Also, they said that the fake cop hookers are usually too cute.

 

Does anyone have any tips on how to tell if she's really a guy? :o

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3 times so far. i've never had a cop but im always worried about one. And I had a dude once. "She" kept just tryin to blow me, then i said i wanted to bang her. "She" dropped her shorts and i realized it was a dude that was a good inch and a half bigger than me.

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3 times so far. i've never had a cop but im always worried about one. And I had a dude once. "She" kept just tryin to blow me, then i said i wanted to bang her. "She" dropped her shorts and i realized it was a dude that was a good inch and a half bigger than me.

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3 times so far. i've never had a cop but im always worried about one. And I had a dude once. "She" kept just tryin to blow me, then i said i wanted to bang her. "She" dropped her shorts and i realized it was a dude that was a good inch and a half bigger than me.

 

yeah its really annoying when her cock gets in the way

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WHAT?!?!?!

 

Anyhow:

If 'she' has a cock, it's a guy.

If her lips are all burned from the pipe, probably a hooker.

Sores all over her lips, probably a hooker.

Has already shit her pants when you pick her up, probably a hooker.

Powdered sugar around the lips or collar, probably a cop (make sure it's sugar).

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compare the ring and index finger. if the ring finger is longer, it's a dude. hang out on the stroll and look for regulars. or just find this guy

 

https://ccrma.stanford.edu/~chanson9/256/HW1/Pimp.jpg

 

i told my girl about this a while back and she said it outloud at school, so then all thes ghetto bitches start checking their shit and they all win. except for 1 chick who's still butthurt about it.. haha the odds

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3 times so far. i've never had a cop but im always worried about one. And I had a dude once. "She" kept just tryin to blow me, then i said i wanted to bang her. "She" dropped her shorts and i realized it was a dude that was a good inch and a half bigger than me.

 

DOW!

 

Er...I mean...

 

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i wish the ORRY and ANIMATED GIF threadz would get more posts.

 

Good posts.

 

For I can make laughing at them in the morning.

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To tell if its a cop. I heard to ask if she'll model nude for you. Also, they said that the fake cop hookers are usually too cute.

 

Does anyone have any tips on how to tell if she's really a guy? :o

 

Well... thats the real trick isn't it. and its gonna cost you. U may think to try

craigslist. That way you can shop the tutes instead of picking em up off the street.

Just be careful where you agree to meet up with them. Like perhaps try to meet

in a different county than the one shes in or at the very least city.

Only problem with craigslist i can see is it gives them the ability to charge you

with more crimes. For instance using a computer to commit a crime... I really

dont know if thats a Felony but it probably is. Even if the solicitation charge

is a misdemeanor. See. i dont have the answers but fully encourage people that

are knowingly and willingly breaking the law to atleast research the consequences

of their actions in the event they get caught. Maybe you will be able to figure out

a better way of doing what ever it is you are doing.

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3 times so far. i've never had a cop but im always worried about one. And I had a dude once. "She" kept just tryin to blow me, then i said i wanted to bang her. "She" dropped her shorts and i realized it was a dude that was a good inch and a half bigger than me.

 

DAMN, BRING THE AMBERLAMPS.

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damn so in my procrastination i decided to

have a look see at craigslist adult services.

Theres a little half black asian hookup somewheres

near me talking about she 5'3 100 lbs 34 DD.

Sounds way more exciting than this triflin ass

homework

 

Dem bishes be tryna charge 2hunnet dollas

a hour tho. Its crazy. So i dont kno what your moneys

like my dude but you may try and work out a deal

with them. Couple cheeseburgers and 5 dollar. Some

4 loco and a nickle rock. 10$ cash. You kno if

they agree to some shit like that they are most

certainly police.

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solution- get laid by a regular person instead of droppin dough to get you prick soaked

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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