CharlieSNAPlin Posted June 1, 2010 Share Posted June 1, 2010 To tell if its a cop. I heard to ask if she'll model nude for you. Also, they said that the fake cop hookers are usually too cute. Does anyone have any tips on how to tell if she's really a guy? :o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
animalcocaine Posted June 1, 2010 Share Posted June 1, 2010 to tell if its a cop punch her in the fucking face. to tell if its a dude punch him in the fucking face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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KM4RT Posted June 1, 2010 Share Posted June 1, 2010 Stick toy soldiers up her ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted June 1, 2010 Share Posted June 1, 2010 Do you pay for whores often enough to really have to worry about this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CharlieSNAPlin Posted June 1, 2010 Author Share Posted June 1, 2010 3 times so far. i've never had a cop but im always worried about one. And I had a dude once. "She" kept just tryin to blow me, then i said i wanted to bang her. "She" dropped her shorts and i realized it was a dude that was a good inch and a half bigger than me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xen Posted June 1, 2010 Share Posted June 1, 2010 compare the ring and index finger. if the ring finger is longer, it's a dude. hang out on the stroll and look for regulars. or just find this guy https://ccrma.stanford.edu/~chanson9/256/HW1/Pimp.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted June 1, 2010 Share Posted June 1, 2010 3 times so far. i've never had a cop but im always worried about one. And I had a dude once. "She" kept just tryin to blow me, then i said i wanted to bang her. "She" dropped her shorts and i realized it was a dude that was a good inch and a half bigger than me. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toiletseat Posted June 1, 2010 Share Posted June 1, 2010 3 times so far. i've never had a cop but im always worried about one. And I had a dude once. "She" kept just tryin to blow me, then i said i wanted to bang her. "She" dropped her shorts and i realized it was a dude that was a good inch and a half bigger than me. yeah its really annoying when her cock gets in the way Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted June 1, 2010 Share Posted June 1, 2010 WHAT?!?!?! Anyhow: If 'she' has a cock, it's a guy. If her lips are all burned from the pipe, probably a hooker. Sores all over her lips, probably a hooker. Has already shit her pants when you pick her up, probably a hooker. Powdered sugar around the lips or collar, probably a cop (make sure it's sugar). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clizclean Posted June 1, 2010 Share Posted June 1, 2010 compare the ring and index finger. if the ring finger is longer, it's a dude. hang out on the stroll and look for regulars. or just find this guy https://ccrma.stanford.edu/~chanson9/256/HW1/Pimp.jpg i told my girl about this a while back and she said it outloud at school, so then all thes ghetto bitches start checking their shit and they all win. except for 1 chick who's still butthurt about it.. haha the odds Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted June 1, 2010 Share Posted June 1, 2010 3 times so far. i've never had a cop but im always worried about one. And I had a dude once. "She" kept just tryin to blow me, then i said i wanted to bang her. "She" dropped her shorts and i realized it was a dude that was a good inch and a half bigger than me. DOW! Er...I mean... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Gat Bush Posted June 1, 2010 Share Posted June 1, 2010 i wish the ORRY and ANIMATED GIF threadz would get more posts. Good posts. For I can make laughing at them in the morning. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elorock Posted June 1, 2010 Share Posted June 1, 2010 SO... YOU GOT A BLOW JOB FROM A DUDE? Thread is now funny. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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abcs Posted June 1, 2010 Share Posted June 1, 2010 To tell if its a cop. I heard to ask if she'll model nude for you. Also, they said that the fake cop hookers are usually too cute. Does anyone have any tips on how to tell if she's really a guy? :o Well... thats the real trick isn't it. and its gonna cost you. U may think to try craigslist. That way you can shop the tutes instead of picking em up off the street. Just be careful where you agree to meet up with them. Like perhaps try to meet in a different county than the one shes in or at the very least city. Only problem with craigslist i can see is it gives them the ability to charge you with more crimes. For instance using a computer to commit a crime... I really dont know if thats a Felony but it probably is. Even if the solicitation charge is a misdemeanor. See. i dont have the answers but fully encourage people that are knowingly and willingly breaking the law to atleast research the consequences of their actions in the event they get caught. Maybe you will be able to figure out a better way of doing what ever it is you are doing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted June 1, 2010 Share Posted June 1, 2010 3 times so far. i've never had a cop but im always worried about one. And I had a dude once. "She" kept just tryin to blow me, then i said i wanted to bang her. "She" dropped her shorts and i realized it was a dude that was a good inch and a half bigger than me. DAMN, BRING THE AMBERLAMPS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted June 1, 2010 Share Posted June 1, 2010 damn so in my procrastination i decided to have a look see at craigslist adult services. Theres a little half black asian hookup somewheres near me talking about she 5'3 100 lbs 34 DD. Sounds way more exciting than this triflin ass homework Dem bishes be tryna charge 2hunnet dollas a hour tho. Its crazy. So i dont kno what your moneys like my dude but you may try and work out a deal with them. Couple cheeseburgers and 5 dollar. Some 4 loco and a nickle rock. 10$ cash. You kno if they agree to some shit like that they are most certainly police. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted June 1, 2010 Share Posted June 1, 2010 At first I thought he wanted red tic tacs for kicks, or perhaps he forgot to log off and his buddy trolled him. But then I looked at his retarded post history: http://www.12ozprophet.com/forum/search.php?searchid=3462610 I'd like to think he is trolling, but I can't tell on this board anymore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
INDISGUST Posted June 1, 2010 Share Posted June 1, 2010 solution- get laid by a regular person instead of droppin dough to get you prick soaked br0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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twonpoo Posted June 1, 2010 Share Posted June 1, 2010 3 times so far. i've never had a cop but im always worried about one. And I had a dude once. "She" kept just tryin to blow me, then i said i wanted to bang her. "She" dropped her shorts and i realized it was a dude that was a good inch and a half bigger than me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted June 1, 2010 Share Posted June 1, 2010 Do you pay for whores often enough to really have to worry about this? For real...thats what im sayin..... Any dude that is under the age of 60 copping hookers is a cornball..... Pussy is free, step your game up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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