stilltellingliestome Posted June 1, 2010 Author Share Posted June 1, 2010 hindu whores? umm lets search. curried twat. tandori puss there you go lol I've got the tunes to move your soul... (hahah, that sounds lame, i know...;-) Active within 1 week * 23-year-old woman * Jersey City, New Jersey, United States * seeking men 23-26 * in United States Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted June 1, 2010 Share Posted June 1, 2010 My ex once wanted us to both sign up for eharmony and see if we got recommended for eachother. I assured her we wouldn't, so we didn't do it. Obviously we're broken up now, so yeah ha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pornbooth Posted June 1, 2010 Share Posted June 1, 2010 damn im to old for her Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilltellingliestome Posted June 1, 2010 Author Share Posted June 1, 2010 Warning: prone to shenanigans and malarkey Active within 24 hours * 24-year-old woman * Newark, New Jersey, United States * seeking men 25-35 * within 25 miles of Newark, New Jersey, United States For the record, I talk way to fast. I work at a non-profit and (most of the time) I love my job because I feel so accomplished at the end of the day. I love to laugh and be with happy people. I love food, wine, dancing and making my nephews laugh. I'm pretty old-fashioned in my views on dating, which I guess comes from my strong Catholic background. I'm not the hook-up type at all and I love it when a guy holds the door and tries to treat me like a lady. I hate drama and guys who play games. Seriously, I'm nice (really) and I'll be upfront and honest, so I expect you to be as well. K? I want to meet someone who's honest, sweet and has faith and trust in God. A fellow Yankees fan wouldn't hurt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilltellingliestome Posted June 1, 2010 Author Share Posted June 1, 2010 Cause nothing says my pussy is open like cat ears and match.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted June 1, 2010 Share Posted June 1, 2010 my uncle met his wife of 6 years through a dating site, but I'd feel desperate if i ever took that plunge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metronome Posted June 1, 2010 Share Posted June 1, 2010 I feel like its not that bad for older peeps, makes it so much easier to 'get out there' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted June 1, 2010 Share Posted June 1, 2010 ole troll face ^ my gf's old man is marrying a broad he met off of eharmony.com in september. I can't even front she's a cool lady and they actually are a good couple those eharmony.com faggots actually seem to know what theyre doing i mean, all those people in the commercials havent been married for too long & they are commercials after all, but still... fuckit, you know what i mean my uncles been married to some eharmony fat body for goin on two years now. they're both huge. and well...very fucking happy. interwebs. serious bizzness sometimes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted June 1, 2010 Share Posted June 1, 2010 My cousin who is in his mid 40s got married last year to a woman he met on eharmony, i think it was. I'm pretty sure his receptionist is the one who filled out all the info and signed him out too. I like his wife though, so i'm not complaining. As metronome said, it's understandable for older folks. My cousin is a lawyer who works 70+ hours a week, isn't the type to go out to bars, and pretty much just golfs, skis, works, and sleeps. It's not like a person like that is really going to meet a variety of people and find someone they're compatible with outside of getting really lucky or the internet. That said, i think the pay sites weed out some of the total freaks and ridiculous shit (through screening and the fact that trailer trash meth heads don't have money to spend on a dating site), so i'm sure on a free site it's a total shitshow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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metronome Posted June 1, 2010 Share Posted June 1, 2010 ^ this nigga seems reaaaaaallllllllll invested all of a sudden there is an internet dating thread.... anyway... what would they (old peeps) have done before the internet ...... ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted June 1, 2010 Share Posted June 1, 2010 They acquired currency and disregarded females. And probably bought whores. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted June 1, 2010 Share Posted June 1, 2010 hidden agenda thread is hidden. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilltellingliestome Posted June 1, 2010 Author Share Posted June 1, 2010 i met a chick once from myspace and she told me she drove down to philly for a guy that she met on match.com who used her. all internet dating and dating is the same. im gonna go to the adult section of craigs list and reverse auction a blow job at 3 am. there is no such thing as love and god is dead. i turn thirty in a month...all the decent females to love me i treated like shit and screwed them up and now all thats left is other peoples fuck ups. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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gasfacevictm Posted June 1, 2010 Share Posted June 1, 2010 Women comedians are an epic fail Let's run down the list of female comedian's routines: -Men are stupid -Menstruation -Mothers -Mother in law -Kids -Diets -Menopause If they're black and female all you do is add white people vs. black people doing things differently and I need a man who can fuck me right and you're pretty much set on them all. The only one I can stand is Wanda Sikes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted June 1, 2010 Share Posted June 1, 2010 Wanda Sikes is funny, and Kathy Lee Griffin makes me laugh. That's about it. I don't even really know any women in my regular life that I consider funny. I had an ex who used to be hilarious, but it was in a sarcastic, bitchy, not comedian kind of way Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted June 1, 2010 Share Posted June 1, 2010 matter of fact....i cant stand wanda sikes....i dont think shes funny at all. some of the females from queens of comedy were pretty funny...anjelah johnson is funny when she does her korean nail shop bit...some of the girls on last comic standing were funny...by the way June 7th is the season premier of last comic standing...cant fucking wait! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted June 1, 2010 Share Posted June 1, 2010 oh...another female standup comic i dont care for too much is lisa lampinelli....all she talks about is fucking black men....and the rest of her act is racism...and she crosses the line waaaaay too much....michael richards style. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted June 1, 2010 Share Posted June 1, 2010 Yeah Wanda Sykes is maybe the only female comedian that makes me laugh. And same... no females I know/knew personally are funny. Everyone I knew growing up that were jokesters & hilarious were dudes. I'm starting to wonder if it's genetic or socialized. I'll be less of a chauvinist and say the latter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris The Butcher Posted June 1, 2010 Share Posted June 1, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted June 1, 2010 Share Posted June 1, 2010 ive yet to see a funny female comedian theyre usually ugly/annoying bitches Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUST THE TIP Posted June 1, 2010 Share Posted June 1, 2010 im not gonna front like im swimming in pussy or anything but i have too much pride to ever put my photo up on a dating website. fuck that shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted June 1, 2010 Share Posted June 1, 2010 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5XFH36UdQ4 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilltellingliestome Posted June 1, 2010 Author Share Posted June 1, 2010 this site just made me realize why id rather be fucking my fist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilltellingliestome Posted June 1, 2010 Author Share Posted June 1, 2010 I am at a loss for words with what to say that will garnish enough interest to hold anyones attention, but here goes nothing. Starting off, I'm a fun-loving, outspoken, kind and loyal woman who appreciates an "ironic" sense of humor. Dec. 17th, 2009 changed my life, for the better, when I had gastric bypass performed (recently lost over 100 pounds). I am living my life day by day and want a partner to support me, and in turn I will support him. I enjoy working with children and volunteering my time. Being a camp counselor over the summer is something I enjoy doing and hope to become a teacher after I get out of school in 2011 with my masters. What I'm really looking for is a guy to compliment my life, provide some laughs along the way and just take things slowly, oh and some romance would be nice too! Aim for me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prime Chaos Posted June 1, 2010 Share Posted June 1, 2010 My uncle married a lady off one of these sites. She's pretty fucking chill and their really happy together. so i have nothing against internet dating sites. if I'm ever 50 and divorced u bet your ass im signing up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted June 1, 2010 Share Posted June 1, 2010 she lost over 100 pounds and still looks like an escalade? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted June 1, 2010 Share Posted June 1, 2010 Fucking gastric bypass. I bet she still sits on her ass all day and eats like shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freakeenyc Posted June 1, 2010 Share Posted June 1, 2010 is match.com trying to find u a boyfriend, husband or bootycall? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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