n8galicia 53 Posted May 30, 2010 Wait for her to file restraining order Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boxcarrapist 196 Posted May 30, 2010 Kill yourself. Problem solved. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
andyoner 52 Posted May 30, 2010 Rape her in front of her family, then send em flowers Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pedro dePaca 92 Posted May 30, 2010 you should cry about it and make a thread on 12 oz. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
*PROTOCOL* 203 Posted May 30, 2010 stand outside and watch them have crazy sex, while your breath fogs up the window. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CityonSMASH 289 Posted May 30, 2010 oh you must mean Sarah Marshall. yaaa... i fucked her. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yaintshit 2 Posted May 30, 2010 hatchuuu then. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
*PROTOCOL* 203 Posted May 30, 2010 Follow her everywhere, untill you think she might be noticing you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
twinky the kid 478 Posted May 30, 2010 RAPE HER IN HER SLEEP. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrChupacabra 685 Posted May 30, 2010 So, are you Bethany or is that your girlfriend? And if you're female...post pictures of your tits to get back at your ex, or something. Edit to mention that if you aren't female post pictures of this girl Bethany's tits to get back at her. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boxcarrapist 196 Posted May 30, 2010 RAPE HER IN THE ASS IN HER SLEEP. ... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dirtydoses 255 Posted May 30, 2010 why do you keep saying them? were you dating a couple? you were dating 2 guys? faggot. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
n8galicia 53 Posted May 30, 2010 http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/HowTo:Avoid_tentacle_rape Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
andyoner 52 Posted May 30, 2010 Go on Doctor Phill Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
andyoner 52 Posted May 30, 2010 why do you keep saying them? were you dating a couple? you were dating 2 guys? faggot. Ya good point^^ WTF?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pissdrunkwhat?! 463 Posted May 30, 2010 GO FUCK HER AND HER NEW DUDES DAUGHTER Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrChupacabra 685 Posted May 30, 2010 Because it's a female named Bethany and they didn't want us to all start hollering for tits. But, it's too late, so.... SHOW ME DEM TITTIES GURRRRL 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
twinky the kid 478 Posted May 30, 2010 RAPE FAGGOTS. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KM4RT 489 Posted May 30, 2010 Go look at her dandruff----- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pissdrunkwhat?! 463 Posted May 30, 2010 YOU DIDNT LEARN FROM THAT KENYAN MAN YALL ALL TRIED TO SMASH GUTS ON? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
*PROTOCOL* 203 Posted May 30, 2010 Way to try and edit your initial post faggot. wah wah wah i live close to my ex and she gettin' dicked down somethinf fierce. Like that dude is beating it the fuck up. She prolly dont give a fuck about you, deal with it . Life sucks die. Just kiddin, ride a bike, read some books, do something for yourself. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites