sneak Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 if you wait till it gets as close as you can stand it then aim at its face id hope there would be some sort of reaction... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 shoot it in the balls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RazorRamon Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 I feel like if I got close enough to the bear to shoot it with the magnum, it would just get more pissed at me and I would really be fucked. I'd try wrestling the gator before shooting the bear, I could deal with living with one arm/leg w.e Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vharkano Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 Ill take the fat bitch for 20 years Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
belmonts Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityonSMASH Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 the mear thought of having a piercing fucking tooth first bite into me and then tear and gouge out is enough to make me take fatty by default. you can always pound other bitches on the side... aint no comin back from this shit: *edit. had to delete that picture not only did it make me cringe looking at it but i feel like karma would send a chimpanzee after me and id end up worse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autoteller Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 THATS A HUUUUUUGE BITCH! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dontlookback Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 your forgetting those fuckers can move their heads pretty quick and trying to even get on it with out it rolling,crushing you and then snapping your ass up is going to be alot harder when you dont have 11 team members to help you tie it down. For real.....fat girls are intense. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demarcus Ware Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 i've watched enough crocodile hunter that i think i would take my chances with the croc. its an easy process and you dont even need a weapon just a t shirt and some jeans 1. throw your shirt over its eyes 2. jump on its back 3. take your jeans and tie them around its mouth 4. thats it you're set now kick the shit out of it untill its lifeless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
armand hammer Posted May 28, 2010 Share Posted May 28, 2010 and then what escape an island covered in blood and just wearing socks. fuck that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted May 28, 2010 Share Posted May 28, 2010 sneak attack bruh. sneak attack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted May 28, 2010 Share Posted May 28, 2010 I WOULD HIRE THE BEAR TO KILL THE CROC THEN WHEN HE WAS DONE ID SHOOT HIM IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD. MAKE SWEET JACKET OUT OF BEAR. CROC CANOE HOME. WIN. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
where Posted May 28, 2010 Share Posted May 28, 2010 if you wait till it gets as close as you can stand it then aim at its face id hope there would be some sort of reaction... This. I also think I can do a massive amount of damage to anything with a brick. But real talk, playa, I'd probably just fuck a panda Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro dePaca Posted May 28, 2010 Share Posted May 28, 2010 Okay, you need to cross a river in a canoe. You have a bag of grain, a chicken, and a fox. You can only carry one of the three at a time. If you leave the grain and the chicken, the chicken will eat the grain. If you take the grain, the fox will eat the chicken. How do you successfully cross the river with your load? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted May 28, 2010 Share Posted May 28, 2010 stuff the chicken up the foxes ass and stuff it in the bag Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted May 28, 2010 Share Posted May 28, 2010 Big Bitch. Once again I side with the winning team. Ill benchpress that bitches fup while she rides me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clizclean Posted May 29, 2010 Share Posted May 29, 2010 Okay, you need to cross a river in a canoe. You have a bag of grain, a chicken, and a fox. You can only carry one of the three at a time. If you leave the grain and the chicken, the chicken will eat the grain. If you take the grain, the fox will eat the chicken. How do you successfully cross the river with your load? [ATTACH]138016[/ATTACH] "oops, nevermind, problem solved it'self" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silent_bob Posted May 29, 2010 Share Posted May 29, 2010 boogie hands Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
christo-f Posted May 29, 2010 Share Posted May 29, 2010 What, you guys haven't wrestled a croc before??! Crikey! :confused: :rolleyes: Okay, you need to cross a river in a canoe. You have a bag of grain, a chicken, and a fox. You can only carry one of the three at a time. If you leave the grain and the chicken, the chicken will eat the grain. If you take the grain, the fox will eat the chicken. How do you successfully cross the river with your load? TAke chicken first, go back, pick up fox, take fox over, pick up chicken and take back, pick up grain, take over and put next to fox, go back for chicken. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
christo-f Posted May 29, 2010 Share Posted May 29, 2010 Can we add another in to the mix as well? Staying in a small house for a week with one each of these somewhere in with you: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clizclean Posted May 29, 2010 Share Posted May 29, 2010 [ATTACH]138021[/ATTACH] "and?".... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLU Posted May 29, 2010 Share Posted May 29, 2010 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L14qLvBPUjU Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonCheadle Posted May 29, 2010 Share Posted May 29, 2010 these choices are difficult! Sharks are the most terrifying things I can think of, so I will rule that out first Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted May 29, 2010 Share Posted May 29, 2010 deep blue sea w. ll cool j /nh sharks will fuck you up, especially mutant ones Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crime stoppers Posted May 29, 2010 Share Posted May 29, 2010 i don't think the croc would be so easy, australian salt water crocs can accelerate at around 12 meters a second in the initial bounds forward. if you got close enough to jump on it's back, i'm pretty sure that it could fuck you up. having said that though it seems much more do-able than man handling a bear. should be more like shark, bear, lion. crocodiles aren't really in the same league as white pointers and grizzlys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Getoe Posted May 29, 2010 Share Posted May 29, 2010 I'm already doing the 10 years, I'LL TAKE THE FUCKING CROC! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
publicenemyno.3 Posted May 30, 2010 Share Posted May 30, 2010 i'd fuck the fat bitch til she was skinny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.hopeless. Posted May 30, 2010 Share Posted May 30, 2010 id fuck the shark...ive always wanted to fuck a fish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.hopeless. Posted May 30, 2010 Share Posted May 30, 2010 would 1 magnum bullet even do anything to a bear? with a .44 magnum and one bullet you would have to put it right in its eye or in its mouth for it to do anything.i mean if you hit a bear with a 44 it would hurt it and injure it but it probably wouldnt kill it...atleast not for a while.if you were able to hit a vital organ he would die eventually but in the mean time he's probably gonna be pissed off and it only takes one swipe of its claws to take your head clean the fuck off. so yes and no.you catch it like in the arm or some shit it would hurt it but it would still be able to kill you so you remain unvictorious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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