abcs Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 you found guilty and sentenced to death or something almost worse.... either you got to fight: one of these or this thing or 10 years of washing and sexual slavery, what would you do. In all fairness if you defeat your enemy i suppose you get to live. bored Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 all the way Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted May 27, 2010 Author Share Posted May 27, 2010 parameters. for the croc you on a beach for the shark lets call it 6 feet of water the bear. you have a half acre If its me im going for speed Poll fail Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FACTORY_MADE Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 is there anything on the acre? like can i pick up a rock or something? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 The gator would be the easiest to fight since it's the only one there that can't outrun a human... bears can, and you definitely aren't going to out-swim a shark. You can make the big bitch lose weight... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted May 27, 2010 Author Share Posted May 27, 2010 whatever you can find. Lets say there are things at your disposal rocks, branches, fallen limbs.... we can also say escape is not an option. You got to fight or fuck whatever and when i say you got a beach thats just it. A few feet of sand next to the water Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 Where's the revolver with one bullet option? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pertplus1 Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 fuck a bear 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
armand hammer Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 fight the bears,crocs and sharks.then shoot fat bitch and repeat until no fat people are left. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ALLWHITEPEOPLELOOKTHESAME Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 tranny hands? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 fuck the bike, sell the pizza, eat the girl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RazorRamon Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 How about I smother the fat bitch in her sleep and say it was just because she rolled over or something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
armand hammer Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 could work just rap one of them saggy tits fat bitches have over her head. or choke her with some broccoli. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ALLWHITEPEOPLELOOKTHESAME Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted May 27, 2010 Author Share Posted May 27, 2010 Where's the revolver with one bullet option? You kno... thats a good point. For the sake of good sport lets say you get a revolver and one bullet.... Do you shoot yourself or try your luck? obviously i didn't think this out very well. Too many variables Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clizclean Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 fight fatty and make off with the kfc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
armand hammer Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 jesus.were fucked. ok ima try and help were on an island time limit 36 hours we have one grizzly bear,kung fu bear and a polar bear to kill. a great white in the sea,hammer head and tiger shark all very pissed off. and GUSTAVE the crocodile. no other crocs needed. around the island we have lets say one 44 magnum with 3 bullets ,small hatchet,fishing wire and various sticks rocks etc you can even go ahead and try to make a knife as in the movie the hunted. if you do not kill each of these by the the end of time limit you die. oh and you can give up at anytime but you will have to be an obese catholic/muslims sexual slave/errand boy for 13 years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RazorRamon Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 eat fatty and have sex with the kfc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ignition Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 Kill the fatty, steal the pants, fuck the microwave, sell the chicken Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miley Cyrus Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 so im getting life for finding guilty? and now i gotta fight a fucking bear? god damnit. i thought i was helping you guys out by finding him. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 croc fight. stomp that niggas head b. problem solved. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clizclean Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 jesus.were fucked. ok ima try and help were on an island time limit 36 hours we have one grizzly bear,kung fu bear and a polar bear to kill. a great white in the sea,hammer head and tiger shark all very pissed off. and GUSTAVE the crocodile. no other crocs needed. around the island we have lets say one 44 magnum with 3 bullets ,small hatchet,fishing wire and various sticks rocks etc you can even go ahead and try to make a knife as in the movie the hunted. if you do not kill each of these by the the end of time limit you die. oh and you can give up at anytime but you will have to be an obese catholic/muslims sexual slave/errand boy for 13 years. you cant do that [ATTACH]137803[/ATTACH] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 original sentencing/guidelines bear - fuck that, theyre way faster & stronger than us shark - fuck that, reduced mobility in water & you only have one chance to punch that fucker square in the nose (if that even works) crocodile - wrassle that gator, jab that fuckers eyes out with my fingers until its blind, then stomp on its head until its dead between the running away/confusing 10 years with that beast - no chance Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
armand hammer Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 your forgetting those fuckers can move their heads pretty quick and trying to even get on it with out it rolling,crushing you and then snapping your ass up is going to be alot harder when you dont have 11 team members to help you tie it down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted May 27, 2010 Author Share Posted May 27, 2010 bathing and screwing the fatty you get to live dont forget that. Even tho you cant kill her she looks about ready to have a heart attack anyways Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clizclean Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 [ATTACH]137821[/ATTACH] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RazorRamon Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 that's why you can say it was an accident. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 maybe i can learn to love her over time... nah ill just fight the crocodile, its not like im going to find the cure to any terminal diseases or anything Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sneak Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 id take my chance with one bullet against any of them except the shark, cos i dont think guns work in water that well... i mean shit, even if you dont kill it you stand a good chance of maiming the gator / bear / huge thing from which you can then run or kill... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RazorRamon Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 would 1 magnum bullet even do anything to a bear? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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