Crocodile Tears Posted May 27, 2010 Author Share Posted May 27, 2010 Meh least he's still around and doing well. My dad was a junkie ass alcoholic that died two months ago from an enlarged heart(from drinking so much). I can see where your weirded out but shit least he's healthy enough to take on un-needed surgery. 100% agreement here. sorry for your loss. my dad is a little nutty, but he has perfect health. i dunno man. this is like someone getting a tattoo or other somewhat "minor" surgery. i say minor because i dont know how dramatic it is... if it's night and day thats weird he didnt say anything. still... do you have tattoos/piercings? did your father flip when you got 'em? (insert "HEY BRO I WAS ______(age greater than/equal to eighteen here)____ SO I WAS MY OWN PERSON MAAAN I MADE THE DECISION FOR MYSELF." argument here). He did the same. His face, his money, u mad? ha i never got any ink done bc im so picky with the work, too many things i like today are cast aside tomorrow. never got an earring either. actually when i was younger dudes tatted up were the rarity now they are the norm and im the rarity, kinda worked out in my favor ;) but i see where your coming from, good point. but its not that im mad, its just totally ridiculous. mom gets a face lift.... sure ok give her a hug. dad gets a facelift.... awkward bombs are dropped daily. just for arguments sake, if dude started getting tribal arm sleeves, what should i be happy? but i knew i could count on you guys for some laughs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 My question is why aren't you hanging out with your dad more often? Dude's driving Maseratis and fucking young girls, sounds awesome to me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CLICKCLACKONER Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 Pics of your new young stepmom, STAT! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crocodile Tears Posted May 27, 2010 Author Share Posted May 27, 2010 bc my father thinks he is david fucking copperfield Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clizclean Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 [ATTACH]137799[/ATTACH] aww.. man up pussies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 bc my father thinks he is david fucking copperfield Sounds like he knows how to have a good fucking time haha. My dad is cool as shit and I hang out with him at least a few days a week. I can't even imagine how much better these days would be if he had stupid amounts of money to spend too, shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crocodile Tears Posted May 27, 2010 Author Share Posted May 27, 2010 yeah youre lucky my pops is overbearing at times, we've gone out but its hard to appreciate him more then on a novelty level. i give him credit for pulling what he pulls. but me and him are on two different planes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clizclean Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 when i was 8 my old man stuck his foot through our tv, because Mtv was on.. no smurfs because vanity was a faggot.. no he-man because of witch craft.. have you met my step mother? [ATTACH]137801[/ATTACH] she told a lie that got me kicked out at 15..(and i stayed out) when i was 21 i needed my old man to help me with a vehicle registration issue.. they sold my car while i was driving it.. eat shit if you're over privileged and think your life sucks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 mid life crisis. scary. i'll prolly blow up a building for mine. maybe his GF told him he had to fix his face. my parents were pretty awesome though, no complaints. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clizclean Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 haha, my father n stepmother met in 'the horse trader'! hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crocodile Tears Posted May 27, 2010 Author Share Posted May 27, 2010 simmer down spemcell, no ones life sucks but yours, im well kempt. just merely making fun of something totally ridiculous and ludicrous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clizclean Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 my lifes been better because of it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crocodile Tears Posted May 27, 2010 Author Share Posted May 27, 2010 there there, there there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clizclean Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 [ATTACH]137802[/ATTACH] ah, i'll be alright i shoulda checked the thread out before i got all ranty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 my midlife crisis will look like fight club. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RazorRamon Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 my midlife crisis will involve way more drugs than I'm doing right now. Most likely on some fear and loathing shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sneak Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 you need to get us before and after flicks. remember the rules: flicks or it didnt happen. but hey, at the end of the day its his life / face and he can do what he wants with it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
belmonts Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 i just wanna say, Croc tears has some of the best posts on channel 0. most original FOR SHORE. disregard eccentric father, smash stepmom, acquire maserati it's all very simple. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityonSMASH Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 Crocadile tears is rich :) true story, i know a bitch. whom i despise with a daddy doctor plastic surgen. aaand wait for it... he gave her a titty job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RazorRamon Posted May 28, 2010 Share Posted May 28, 2010 how do you operate on your daughter's titties? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CLICKCLACKONER Posted May 28, 2010 Share Posted May 28, 2010 With a scalpel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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SukiSukiNow Posted May 28, 2010 Share Posted May 28, 2010 props to your pops let him do his thing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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