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Crocodile Tears

So my pops................................

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Got a face lift.........................................

I was Floored.

 

Seriously my reaction was textbook shock.

 

My father is a self made man, relatively modest in character, but eccentric in other avenues. The mazarati, the Gf who is younger then me, and other things he collects; these all being items some money has given him the liberty to acquire. Not a thing out of the ordinary according to him. But nothing prepared me for this.

 

An old neighbor of mine that lives/lived in his building (my old building) passed away, a dozen or so days ago, and It's not every week I see my father, sometimes months pass, we are both busy with our lives, anyhow the lady died and I had to go pay my respects. So upon arriving off the elevator onto his floor walking down the blue and white wall papered hall toward the old apt I grew up in, I opened the door to reveal Mickey Rourke's stretched face staring back at me. Totally overwhelmed I literally just turned around and said "I'll meet you at the wake"

 

WHAT THE FUUUUU

 

His response "you sure" voice barely raised at the end of his sentence hinting a question. I swear I had never had the feeling more then that moment, to just get a drink to settle my nerves. Every time I accept the crazy decisions he makes, he out does himself and pushes the threshold to another level.

 

He showed up at the wake, with about 10 minutes left. Leaving me there the entire time in a sea of elderly. When he finally entered, I was hoping the whole time it was botox or something, but I stood directly behind him and saw the clear stitches behind his ears. we spoke for about 30 seconds and I left. I have not mentioned a word of it to him and we have not spoken about it since.

There is absolutely no one I know who has experienced something similar.

 

 

It's been hard to pull some lulz out of this so thats why I'm handing it over to the oontz.

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Jesus.....

 

Me and my pops fist fought at a church and he gets hand out bread from the food kitchen.

 

You lucky man, there are worse things.

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I agree though...dudes with plastic surgery look mad suspect. It would be weird to see your mom with some perky d's outta no where...on the same tip.

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*Masarati

 

i thought you were gonna tell us your pops died.

 

I just looked it up I think its Maserati I've never even sat in it and he's had it for more then 3 years.

 

 

but it's funny you say that bc his face is not the face I remember, in a way his old face is "dead" the whole situation is just gnarly from any direction.

 

Didn't tell the rest of the fam, i dont think they know, no one else has mentioned it. my sister barley talks to him.

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From the way you describe it you guys aren't close to begin with...

 

One thing I have learned, you can't force your expectations on someone...they will only do what they do, you gotta let the ideas you have go.

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You"re absolutely right, i like to think i have great coping skills under extreme circumstances, but the man out does himself every time, he must thinks he's a cocksman of sorts.

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People do what they do.

 

You should ask him if he's gonna go for a younger bitch now.. You know, since he all young and shit.

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can't even begin to imagine my dad with a face lift..

shit, when i was seven he shaved his beard off an i freaked the fuck out and didn't reconize him.. was a fucking wierd experience even seeing him with out facial hair..

 

i hate to use the line, but pics or it didn't happen... play'n.. haha.

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Chin up Croc...

 

haha^..like his dad?

 

im sry.had to.

 

it would be kind of akward though.

 

THIS ABOUT KILLED ME

 

LOLOL

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i dunno man.

this is like someone getting a tattoo or other somewhat "minor" surgery. i say minor because i dont know how dramatic it is... if it's night and day thats weird he didnt say anything. still... do you have tattoos/piercings? did your father flip when you got 'em?

 

(insert "HEY BRO I WAS ______(age greater than/equal to eighteen here)____ SO I WAS MY OWN PERSON MAAAN I MADE THE DECISION FOR MYSELF." argument here).

 

He did the same. His face, his money, u mad?

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