TreSixO Posted May 23, 2010 Share Posted May 23, 2010 I saw a kid get knocked out the 2nd story lunchroom window and land on one of those bigass industrial HVAC units in the 7th grade. Among a lot of other crazy shit, that was def the most hilarious... But a lesson from high school, fat ghetto bitches pack razors for cosmitology class Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted May 23, 2010 Share Posted May 23, 2010 My middle school had a pretty ill beef go down, where some bitch got her face chopped to pieces with a razor, brutal status. I also saw Demetrius Andrade (pro boxer now) once beat a kid half to death in the lunchroom, who definitely had it coming. My middle school was definitely way more violent than my high school. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted May 24, 2010 Share Posted May 24, 2010 Leg pencil stabbings on the regular at mine hahaha. Children of the Corn lil fuckers Kid got force fed woodchips for at least a minute Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted May 24, 2010 Share Posted May 24, 2010 i've never stabbed anybody. Just thought i would put it out there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted May 24, 2010 Share Posted May 24, 2010 I've also never stabbed anyone, I've always been more of a blunt force trauma kind of guy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted May 24, 2010 Share Posted May 24, 2010 Oh nor have I but it was what it was. It was fun to throw rocks though. MADE LIKE JESUS AND GET GOT STONED Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted May 24, 2010 Share Posted May 24, 2010 I think I've hit someone with or been hit with every heavy object you can think of. Actually no, I still haven't gotten to hit anyone in the temple with a pool ball...they just put the table back in my local bar for the summer, so maybe I'll get my chance soon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted May 24, 2010 Share Posted May 24, 2010 Stabbing is more of a murder method anyway...even if you don't intend to kill someone, all it takes is one little severed artery and 15 minutes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted May 24, 2010 Share Posted May 24, 2010 Well I certainly wasn't killed because pencils are dull enough and kid's weak enough that a puncture into the shin just stings. Swamp on some Jet Li Kiss of the Dragon shit. I still want to pull a Charles Bronson and fill a sock full a pennies, smack a thievin pimp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted May 24, 2010 Share Posted May 24, 2010 I look at it like this. Dont cut people. A couple things can happen and none of them are going to work out well for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
famecrazy Posted May 24, 2010 Share Posted May 24, 2010 I've been stabbed. It punctured my lung, broke my rib and fractured my hip in 3 quick stabs. It was weird I was high on ecstasy and went into shock. Then i flipped out and didn't go to the hospital for 5 hours. Had to get a blood transfusion. Got some gnarly scars though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted May 24, 2010 Share Posted May 24, 2010 I stab women with my meat dagger. Then proceed with blunt force trauma. Bag of lime. Shovel. Sandwich. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted May 24, 2010 Share Posted May 24, 2010 The Midnight Meat Train. Highly Recommended Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted May 24, 2010 Share Posted May 24, 2010 Actually no, I still haven't gotten to hit anyone in the temple My friends got into a fight with a bunch of jocks. A few of them singled out one of my friends and stomped him. One kicked him in the temple and after the whole thing was over everyone was spread out. My friends found my temple kicked friend about a half block away throwing his underwear in bushes, because the kick made him lose control of everything and he shit himself. Apparently he was amused by it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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andyoner Posted May 24, 2010 Share Posted May 24, 2010 The worst knife fight yet..that i've heard about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoldOne Posted May 24, 2010 Share Posted May 24, 2010 Never had to use my box cutter in a fight...its reserved for the situations where theres a strong possibility that i wont walk away! Im game to box shit out but if a big huge ass motherfucker comes running up hell get cut up quick because in the end i wanna walking away Regarding the OP. If theres no history of beef between the two kids and neither have a history of violence then both should be punished accordingly. Now if they had history between the two and the guy who got stabbed was bullying or making threats then bully got what he deserved! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted May 24, 2010 Share Posted May 24, 2010 Stab bullies, acquire streed credentials. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soul vice Posted May 24, 2010 Share Posted May 24, 2010 Disregard box cutters, acquire a bat for your car. An ox won't put someone down like that will... plus you can't bust out windows/headlights/etc with one. That being said, I carry a cutter because it's handy and for work, but I don't make the mistake of thinking it's going to save my life some day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deloner Posted May 24, 2010 Share Posted May 24, 2010 I'm from the streets, where most need heat But I slice a nigga up like some roast beef meat NOT MY JOB... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted May 24, 2010 Share Posted May 24, 2010 My friends got into a fight with a bunch of jocks. A few of them singled out one of my friends and stomped him. One kicked him in the temple and after the whole thing was over everyone was spread out. My friends found my temple kicked friend about a half block away throwing his underwear in bushes, because the kick made him lose control of everything and he shit himself. Apparently he was amused by it. My mother hit me in the temple with a remote like 6 times once, and everything went white for close to a minute. I thought it was gonna be permanent Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted May 24, 2010 Share Posted May 24, 2010 Yeah, that shit is like the solar plexus of your head, except you could die if hit there properly/improperly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
animalcocaine Posted May 25, 2010 Share Posted May 25, 2010 VERGUENZA--- you are mistaken. i just don't feel the need bother with some message board hotshot fuckwit. its simple people when i was a kid if you attempted to hurt me i would make sure you couldn't. at all. i'm not understanding why some of you fucking kids are having trouble with it. i mean......what happens when someone fucks with you? cause if what i'm doing is so stupid. i'm a little worried about what the fuck happens when somebody fucks with you little goons. "OH LOOK THIS DUDE STOOD UP FOR HIMSELF LETS HATE ON HIM CAUSE WERE SOME REAL MESSAGE BOARD SLUTS AND WE GOTTA BE COOL WITH FUCKING FRUITCASE PHRASES AND SHIT ABOUT DANDRUFF.....YEAH YEAH HAHA DANDRUFF....STAB ME! STAB ME! STAB ME!" unreal. little shits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro dePaca Posted May 25, 2010 Share Posted May 25, 2010 in the 4th grade i saw a girl stab this other girl with a spork. also: post # Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acer910 Posted May 25, 2010 Share Posted May 25, 2010 im calling shenanigans. how the fuck do you stab someone with a PLASTIC utensil? and i know damn sure you school didnt have metal sporks... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted May 25, 2010 Share Posted May 25, 2010 Disregard box cutters, acquire a bat for your car. An ox won't put someone down like that will... plus you can't bust out windows/headlights/etc with one. That being said, I carry a cutter because it's handy and for work, but I don't make the mistake of thinking it's going to save my life some day. THIS is sound advice. I always used to rock the bat/police baton combo in my car. Bat was for large groups of people, or if I thought there was still a chance of keeping the confrontation from getting violent (on some scary looking, dude will shut the fuck up type shit), and the baton was for getting out and surprising people. Baton got taken by the cops, and I can't remember what happened to my last bat, so currently I'm rocking a golfclub and this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro dePaca Posted May 25, 2010 Share Posted May 25, 2010 im calling shenanigans. how the fuck do you stab someone with a PLASTIC utensil? and i know damn sure you school didnt have metal sporks... no shenanigans. one of the tines broke off in girl's leg. (she was wearing shorts, obviously spork wouldn't penetrate jeans) if you still don't believe me, i suggest stabbing yourself with a spork and reporting back to us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted May 25, 2010 Share Posted May 25, 2010 I usually have this in my pocket, unless Im at school. Just something handy to have around. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted May 25, 2010 Share Posted May 25, 2010 Some kid tried to pull a hammer (like the actual tool, not a gun) out on me and my boys the other night, but when he saw me notice the hammer in his hand he got scared and threw it back in the car :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted May 25, 2010 Share Posted May 25, 2010 you are mistaken. i just don't feel the need bother with some message board hotshot fuckwit. its simple people when i was a kid if you attempted to hurt me i would make sure you couldn't. at all. i'm not understanding why some of you fucking kids are having trouble with it. i mean......what happens when someone fucks with you? cause if what i'm doing is so stupid. i'm a little worried about what the fuck happens when somebody fucks with you little goons. "OH LOOK THIS DUDE STOOD UP FOR HIMSELF LETS HATE ON HIM CAUSE WERE SOME REAL MESSAGE BOARD SLUTS AND WE GOTTA BE COOL WITH FUCKING FRUITCASE PHRASES AND SHIT ABOUT DANDRUFF.....YEAH YEAH HAHA DANDRUFF....STAB ME! STAB ME! STAB ME!" unreal. little shits. IM SAYIN YOU A NERD AN YOU AINT NEVER DONE SHIT. YOU AINT NEVER POKED NOTHIN OR AIRED THAT POUND OUT. YOU PROBABLY STAY IN YOUR HOUSE PLAYIN NINTENDO AND DRINKIN YOOHOO. SMOKIN TUMBLE WEED DIRT. AND JACKIN OFF TO VHS PORN CAUSE NO ONE FUCKS WITH A CORNY LIAR. NH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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