MedicineCabinet Posted May 22, 2010 Share Posted May 22, 2010 kicked out? make a coat out of your family, buffalo bill style strut around downtown wearing said coat like you own the place while whistling goodbye horses Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Getoe Posted May 22, 2010 Share Posted May 22, 2010 I'd go real life and get a fucking boat. And go dun dun nuh nuh dun dun dun nuh nuh nuh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acer910 Posted May 22, 2010 Share Posted May 22, 2010 sleep in a canoe. tom sawyer style. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skilla54 Posted May 22, 2010 Share Posted May 22, 2010 i think the key to success is head and shoulders Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lewis and Clark Posted May 22, 2010 Share Posted May 22, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted May 24, 2010 Share Posted May 24, 2010 i lived by a river I would get a van Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
__ __ __ __ Posted May 24, 2010 Share Posted May 24, 2010 who is your daddy and what does he do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allah Snackbar Posted May 24, 2010 Share Posted May 24, 2010 Attend a $200 life-guiding seminar Faggot I'm 19 and guess what? I have an apartment, I pay all my own bills work for a little above minimum wage and still manage to have 2 cars. Figure it out br4h Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarcasm Posted May 24, 2010 Share Posted May 24, 2010 join the army. america needs you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malin Posted May 24, 2010 Share Posted May 24, 2010 disregard roommates acquire fuckin' sweet car bed Yeah, but it's a fuckin' sweet car. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted May 25, 2010 Share Posted May 25, 2010 If I could do it all over again when I was single, I would get a van or something spacious, throw a bed in that bitch, portable heater/ac. Get a gym membership so I can shower, shit, shave, meet beezies, and possible job promoters. Get a P.O. box, get a laptop and steal wifi (so easy), get a shitty job and work part time so I can get food stamps. Acquire lots and lots of paint. Pay for a storage space to keep/work on whatever. Aside from the storage rental and the gym membership, you're rent free, have a place to sleep, can get mail, get shower, stack money, get laid, free food, free internet, list goes on. Never admit or tell anyone that you sleep in a vehicle or don't pay rent, and always be on the move. You'll get to upgrade the van to a yacht if you didn't develop a meth addiction or pay bitches. I wish I could do it all over again. now this is advice! would prop but i'm 24d. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA KID MERO Posted May 25, 2010 Share Posted May 25, 2010 i killed my pops at 17 and took over as head of the household, get on my level. NIGGA I FOUGHT MY POPS ONE D WHEN I TURNED 12 FOR CONTROL OF THE HOUSE. BEING DOMINICAN I DONT SEE NOTHIN WRONG WITH OWNING A BIG HOUSE AND YOUR WHOLE GADDAMN FAMILY LIVING IN THE SHIT. OR ALL YALL NIGGAS LIVIN IN ONE BUILDING AND TURNING THE SHIT INTO THE CARTER. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Getoe Posted May 25, 2010 Share Posted May 25, 2010 There's too much amazing shit going on outside every day to be tempted to sit at home all day and watch soaps player. 24 hour fitness has an all club membership nationwide. Get free gas by doin' the jigga jones gas pump number switch, or just siphon some fumes. Plan your whole trip with a map of 24 hour fitness gym locations. Learn new things, meet new people, enjoy your life instead of rotting in your homemade cell. I wish I was posting this from my van on that free wifi. Or starbucks waving my biscotti at some beezie thats gonna let me crash at her pad tonight. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted May 25, 2010 Share Posted May 25, 2010 I don't even have a job and would be living under a bridge prolly if I got kicked out (nolifeschooljoblessliveathomelazysmokeweedathomealldaystoneroner) errr...whos fault is that then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clizclean Posted May 25, 2010 Share Posted May 25, 2010 find yourself a rich chick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted May 25, 2010 Share Posted May 25, 2010 If I could do it all over again when I was single, I would get a van or something spacious, throw a bed in that bitch, portable heater/ac. Get a gym membership so I can shower, shit, shave, meet beezies, and possible job promoters. Get a P.O. box, get a laptop and steal wifi (so easy), get a shitty job and work part time so I can get food stamps. Acquire lots and lots of paint. Pay for a storage space to keep/work on whatever. Aside from the storage rental and the gym membership, you're rent free, have a place to sleep, can get mail, get shower, stack money, get laid, free food, free internet, list goes on. Never admit or tell anyone that you sleep in a vehicle or don't pay rent, and always be on the move. You'll get to upgrade the van to a yacht if you didn't develop a meth addiction or pay bitches. I wish I could do it all over again. Not bad my dude not bad. Same time thought between the storage rental, the gym membership and the inconvenience of not having a place to keep said free food refrigerated or even cook any of it you are almost better off finding a cheap studio apt. I kno elsewhere rent is way more than here so perhaps your strategy isnt bad. Given 350 and an afternoon i could find something small thats month to month but not in a neighborhood you would want to live in. Thats for sure. What you are talking about would be good for if you were moving to another city. Atleast in the event you fail you arent tied into any contracts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted May 25, 2010 Share Posted May 25, 2010 If I could do it all over again when I was single, I would get a van or something spacious, throw a bed in that bitch, portable heater/ac. Get a gym membership so I can shower, shit, shave, meet beezies, and possible job promoters. Get a P.O. box, get a laptop and steal wifi (so easy), get a shitty job and work part time so I can get food stamps. Acquire lots and lots of paint. Pay for a storage space to keep/work on whatever. Aside from the storage rental and the gym membership, you're rent free, have a place to sleep, can get mail, get shower, stack money, get laid, free food, free internet, list goes on. Never admit or tell anyone that you sleep in a vehicle or don't pay rent, and always be on the move. You'll get to upgrade the van to a yacht if you didn't develop a meth addiction or pay bitches. I wish I could do it all over again. what about if you want to charge your mobile phone/laptop? coz so far this is looking like a pretty good option Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted May 25, 2010 Share Posted May 25, 2010 the gym has electrical plugs and so does a lot of places around town. just sitting outside of buildings, waiting for their electricity to be used. atleast, thats how it is here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KM4RT Posted May 25, 2010 Share Posted May 25, 2010 I noticed some trains here have outlets, kinda hidden under seats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted May 25, 2010 Share Posted May 25, 2010 my trains don't. but i just realized a way to do it things are looking up...i just need to get my license :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted May 25, 2010 Share Posted May 25, 2010 what about if you want to charge your mobile phone/laptop? coz so far this is looking like a pretty good option thats easy. Car charger. Stove and refrigerator is the biggest problem i see here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KM4RT Posted May 25, 2010 Share Posted May 25, 2010 In theory, if you have a car you have power via a battery. You could possible run an inverter to power more heavy duty appliances. You could get away without a fridge if you buy food daily (not fast food), eat it, and therefore you don't need to store it. Not sure how efficient that is money wise. i always find I spend more in total if I got to the shops a number of time during the week, as opposed to going once and rationing it for a week. There are lots of things that will keep for a day or two without refrigeration. Not shrimp or anything like that, but you get the idea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted May 25, 2010 Share Posted May 25, 2010 some kids crack me up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted May 25, 2010 Share Posted May 25, 2010 In theory, if you have a car you have power via a battery. You could possible run an inverter to power more heavy duty appliances. You could get away without a fridge if you buy food daily (not fast food), eat it, and therefore you don't need to store it. Not sure how efficient that is money wise. i always find I spend more in total if I got to the shops a number of time during the week, as opposed to going once and rationing it for a week. There are lots of things that will keep for a day or two without refrigeration. Not shrimp or anything like that, but you get the idea. That second paragraph... while what you say is true its a pain in the ass. This kinda reminds me of that paying for convenience thread. The whole idea is pretty clever until you realize there are considerable quality of life issues that you face if you actually try to do it. Like when the news reports on a gas station price war and people decide to drive 10 miles to take advantage of cheap fuel. Thats 20 miles round trip and maybe close to an hour in commute, waiting for the other idiots to fill up and fueling your car. Minimum wage is like 7 an hour and the gallon you burn to get the gas is 3... lets call it a 10 dollar investment when you think about it like this does it still make sense? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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MAR Posted May 25, 2010 Share Posted May 25, 2010 The French Legionaries. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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