SwampFightOner Posted May 22, 2010 Share Posted May 22, 2010 Manute used to live on a cot in my crib, and he once brought a girl back to it. He didn't smash, but she did sleep on it/make out with him...hilarious. He finally moved off the cot because my girlfriend moved in with me, and I told him he'd have to move it out into the kitchen, instead of in my bedroom haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TeenagerFromMars Posted May 22, 2010 Share Posted May 22, 2010 real men move out at 16 brah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityonSMASH Posted May 22, 2010 Share Posted May 22, 2010 continuing to live with your parent(s) post high school is bonkers. not gonna front on people that do but shit man, theres a whole world out there ready to sink yer teeth into /nh get the fuck out there and turn it out. of course i understand people whom do so for acedemic reasons, college or whatever. but. i dunno, struggle is all part of the adventure and becoming your own person aint it? especially if yer a dude. *C'mon-son.jpeg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deloner Posted May 22, 2010 Share Posted May 22, 2010 i killed my pops at 17 and took over as head of the household, get on my level. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TreSixO Posted May 22, 2010 Share Posted May 22, 2010 Homeless for 3 months at 18... In fucking Bloomfield rich ass michigan! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityonSMASH Posted May 22, 2010 Share Posted May 22, 2010 i killed my pops at 17 and took over as head of the household, get on my level. i could never look at my mother as a sexual slave and wife. --- Scust. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowboarding Panda Posted May 22, 2010 Author Share Posted May 22, 2010 I've only been living at this place for a year and a half. Before that I was at a friends house which was like a party house up until they started on their careers( they're all older than me). I've always had problems with my aunt since I was a young kid but as an adult now shit got outta hand. I've been meaning to move out but I never thought it was going to be on her terms instead of mine. Worse part about it is that she's my supervisor at work.. I was asking for it though. My moms even agreed with me when she heard about this about how dumb of a bitch my aunt is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityonSMASH Posted May 22, 2010 Share Posted May 22, 2010 is she a panda aswell? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TreSixO Posted May 22, 2010 Share Posted May 22, 2010 Murder the family, eat hearts to aquire soul sonic force, and write a horrorcore song about it generate juggalo fanbase. Live in trailer park. Generate/aquire methamphetamine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowboarding Panda Posted May 22, 2010 Author Share Posted May 22, 2010 Try college fool, or you could just sell drugs and fuck girls that have their own apartments. Seriously though, having a dorm room and getting an education is a good look at that age. I'll consider this tho haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EarToTheGround Posted May 22, 2010 Share Posted May 22, 2010 When I was 17 I decided it was time to gtfo. I had some friends in town and just went. Best decision I ever made. Prolly wanna look for another job and get all the way out of a shitty situation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deloner Posted May 22, 2010 Share Posted May 22, 2010 i could never look at my mother as a sexual slave and wife. --- Scust. MAYBE YALL NIGGAS DO IT DIFFERENT IN THE 51ST STATE, BUT IN THE ORIGINAL 50 STATES HEAD OF HOUSEHOLD IS JUST: an adult household member with the largest long-term contribution to the household income. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geezpot Posted May 22, 2010 Share Posted May 22, 2010 Considering you're homeless and close to being jobless I suggest you move back with your parents and go to college. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted May 22, 2010 Share Posted May 22, 2010 Start living in a van down by the river. Really get a van and go mobile. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowboarding Panda Posted May 22, 2010 Author Share Posted May 22, 2010 She can't fire me the owner of the store will never let her. I already have a plan set out on finding a temporary place and ima talk with my boys mom to see if they're rent me a room. Only thing I'm worried about is how my gma's going to take it since she's sick and will be heart broken and pisses at my aunt for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deloner Posted May 22, 2010 Share Posted May 22, 2010 Start living in a van down by the river. Really get a van and go mobile. hahah, such a classic episode. RIP Chris Farley. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GodsBlackFriend Posted May 22, 2010 Share Posted May 22, 2010 who cares if you gotta move back in but why are you asking for advice from 12oz thats an automatic FAIL.. im goin back to laughing at POZ drinking rubbing alcohol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FastFinisher Posted May 22, 2010 Share Posted May 22, 2010 Just find a new place to live. If you like the city or town ur staying then stay if not then move somewhere that's better. There's not too many choices unless you got bank also, stay off the ice bruh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted May 22, 2010 Share Posted May 22, 2010 Become Tom Cruises bitch he'd buy you nice pretty things Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowboarding Panda Posted May 22, 2010 Author Share Posted May 22, 2010 Lol where's all this stuff about meth comming from? I'm fucking clean I'll figure something out like I always end up doing. But thanks to anyone who had something good to say & suggest. And to those that didn't, he'll thanks anyway for the laugh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acer910 Posted May 22, 2010 Share Posted May 22, 2010 something makes me feel like this kid looks like this: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n8galicia Posted May 22, 2010 Share Posted May 22, 2010 scribe and/or etch the window....and run Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VANDALICIOU$$$ Posted May 22, 2010 Share Posted May 22, 2010 shit I'm 19 still live at home. I don't know how the fuck some of you guys expect people to move out after highschool when you probably have little to no money to even be able to afford an apartment etc. I don't even have a job and would be living under a bridge prolly if I got kicked out (nolifeschooljoblessliveathomelazysmokeweedathomealldaystoneroner) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metalasfock Posted May 22, 2010 Share Posted May 22, 2010 get a haircut and get a real job. And use head-n-shoulders. Vandalicious your mom said get off the computer she needs to check her adult friend finder account. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nigga You Gay Posted May 22, 2010 Share Posted May 22, 2010 While I've lived on my own since 18 (moved out 2 weeks after HS), I disagree. I can't expect everyone to live on their own immediately after high school graduation. I think it's acceptable to live with parents while in college. Maybe a little after. I guess because I know a lot of people that do. I know some dudes in their mid-late 20's living with their parents. Talked to this one dude on the phone who's 27 living with his parents talkin bout "I can't play you on XBOX Live until I'm done with my chores". I wasn't gonna make fun of him though since he's a good dude. But it still struck me funny. I agree. I knew someone that was in their late 20s and lived with their mom. He was Italian and said it was the norm for them. He would talk about shit like he was still in highschool still sneaking around. I don't know if it's an Italian thing or not I'm just a messenger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nigga You Gay Posted May 22, 2010 Share Posted May 22, 2010 Also my parents moved away the summer I finished highschool. So i had no choice. They did own the house I loved in and payed all the bills though. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowboarding Panda Posted May 22, 2010 Author Share Posted May 22, 2010 I've been on my own since the end of my junior year of high school but I still was kinda backed up by family. Things done changed doe! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tavaruawon Posted May 22, 2010 Share Posted May 22, 2010 Couch surf. Do what you gotta do and don't forget to drink beer. Keep your wits about you at all times, ears open for opportunities. Jump on them even if they're fat chicks, they might cook you breakfast at their place in the AM. Opportunities will come knocking as long as you keep good company and make people laugh. Stay well dressed at all times... sounds superficial, but it helps in most situatons. Don't be pilfering shit from places you stay. Keep extra socks on you and take care of those feets, especially if you're moving around a lot. Never know when you'll get that random yoga flame hippie broad. She's down to let you stay at her spot for a night, but you have to leave leave your shoes at the front door. Stankin like red wine-vinegar and shit. All bad. And don't wipe your fucking cheeto fingers on your boys couch. Don't leave crumbs either. I lived by these codes of conduct for a minute and always achieved. The bums will not always lose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autoteller Posted May 22, 2010 Share Posted May 22, 2010 i lived by a river and stole my mail out of someone's mailbox before they came home from work until i could get a job. have fun, it sucks on your own. Oh and if you wanna get established, save all drinking/doing drugs for when you have a new apartment. if you wanna do the couchsurfer thing, which is fun for a few months, by all means, get ruined. But also don't expect to eat a lot.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Getoe Posted May 22, 2010 Share Posted May 22, 2010 If I could do it all over again when I was single, I would get a van or something spacious, throw a bed in that bitch, portable heater/ac. Get a gym membership so I can shower, shit, shave, meet beezies, and possible job promoters. Get a P.O. box, get a laptop and steal wifi (so easy), get a shitty job and work part time so I can get food stamps. Acquire lots and lots of paint. Pay for a storage space to keep/work on whatever. Aside from the storage rental and the gym membership, you're rent free, have a place to sleep, can get mail, get shower, stack money, get laid, free food, free internet, list goes on. Never admit or tell anyone that you sleep in a vehicle or don't pay rent, and always be on the move. You'll get to upgrade the van to a yacht if you didn't develop a meth addiction or pay bitches. I wish I could do it all over again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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