GLEN BENTON Posted May 21, 2010 Share Posted May 21, 2010 Lately i have been having severe issues with my dick..the other day i decided to penetrate my best friends wife and i woke up the next morning with yellowish discharge all over my bed sheets (i sleep butt naked). a week goes by with the same problem and no signs of improvement, mind you in that weeks time i downed a gallon of vinegar each day upon doctors request.. it is now the end of week 2 and each of my balls have swollen to the size of kiwis and my semans is full of a hersheys syrup type goo mixed with yellow blobs/mucus. i am in severe pain that seems to be coming from my rectum up into my gut..i was also fisted by this women the same night if that clears anything up. if anyone on here ie.. doctors, nurses, vets with any insightful advice on this insignificant matter woud be greatly appreciated. thank you for reading this and feeling my pain. i know others here have had this problem so just be honest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted May 21, 2010 Share Posted May 21, 2010 Hacked Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FruityLexia. Posted May 21, 2010 Share Posted May 21, 2010 I like the part were you fuck the wife. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted May 21, 2010 Share Posted May 21, 2010 did you leave your shit signed in somewhere you shouldnt have? if not... ew Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qawee Posted May 21, 2010 Share Posted May 21, 2010 Treated! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted May 21, 2010 Share Posted May 21, 2010 Obligatory Big L lyrics I SHOULDA WORN A RUBBA BEFORE I WENT UP IN IT THEN MY MONKEY ASS WOULDN'T BE SITTIN IN A CLINIC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted May 21, 2010 Share Posted May 21, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted May 21, 2010 Share Posted May 21, 2010 Its called Karma for being fucking scum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TeenagerFromMars Posted May 21, 2010 Share Posted May 21, 2010 oh i know this, my x gave me the recipe -one part irony -two parts karma -dash of infidelity -scoop of backstabbing gently stir bake @ 98.6º or until dick falls off *edit spit beat me 2 it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KM4RT Posted May 21, 2010 Share Posted May 21, 2010 I bottled my vinegar semen stains, and sold it to Rocawear to use as the musk scent in their line of fragrances. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted May 21, 2010 Share Posted May 21, 2010 ok wait. did someone leave their account signed in somewhere? if not i should ban you for starting two of these threads, one in bslayers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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