KM4RT Posted May 21, 2010 Share Posted May 21, 2010 1. Is it acceptable to spend my lunch break looking for a hooker to fuck as a form of stress relief? 2. Can I put this in as an expense claim? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted May 21, 2010 Share Posted May 21, 2010 If you are a member of congress, yes. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted May 21, 2010 Share Posted May 21, 2010 yes and yes hookers paid for due to work related stress is tax deductible if getting a hooker will increase your productivity at work i don't see a problem Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
famecrazy Posted May 21, 2010 Share Posted May 21, 2010 Fuck the secretary, save money on hookers; spend saved money on meth. Bash boss. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted May 21, 2010 Share Posted May 21, 2010 Kill everyone with a semi automatic rifle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted May 21, 2010 Share Posted May 21, 2010 get a stress ball shove it down someones throat /nh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted May 21, 2010 Share Posted May 21, 2010 Have you seen my stapler? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted May 21, 2010 Share Posted May 21, 2010 Leave while at work for a jog after you release tins of mustard gas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FruityLexia. Posted May 21, 2010 Share Posted May 21, 2010 Just scratch a swat sticker into the toilet wall. Works a charm when stressed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grimes Posted May 21, 2010 Share Posted May 21, 2010 I'm stressing because i'm not working.Bills don't pay themselves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KM4RT Posted May 21, 2010 Author Share Posted May 21, 2010 The receptionist looks like a 50 year old mash up of Meg Ryan and Martin Short. I'm not goin there. Severe lack of pretty bitches in the office. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted May 21, 2010 Share Posted May 21, 2010 Bring a whore into the office fuck on the receptionists table and or mess area during lunch break Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FruityLexia. Posted May 21, 2010 Share Posted May 21, 2010 Did you do the swat sticker idea yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TeenagerFromMars Posted May 21, 2010 Share Posted May 21, 2010 unemployed and feelin fine. suckers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Classified Posted May 21, 2010 Share Posted May 21, 2010 stress on the brain can lead to a motherfuckin' suicide thang..... it's totally acceptable......make sure she's cheap!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted May 21, 2010 Share Posted May 21, 2010 just don't do it in a ministerial car................ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KM4RT Posted May 21, 2010 Author Share Posted May 21, 2010 Parmy, beer, coke and skittles have made me feel a bit better. I got to the L of carving a swastika into theo table then my phone rang and i got distracted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FruityLexia. Posted May 21, 2010 Share Posted May 21, 2010 Dont lie... you got scared. Scared of hitler. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted May 21, 2010 Share Posted May 21, 2010 Someone talkin' about Hitler in here? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushawn wuan Posted May 21, 2010 Share Posted May 21, 2010 that's how i felt today working at an elementary school in the hood with ghetto ass kids and parents. ghetto ass girls supposevely gets hands put on her by a substitute teacher, throws rant with her buddies, calls parents, parents come and one beats on acused teacher. RGHHHHHHHHHHHH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted May 21, 2010 Share Posted May 21, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
423894 Posted May 21, 2010 Share Posted May 21, 2010 stealing shit from work is good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarcasm Posted May 21, 2010 Share Posted May 21, 2010 Fuck the secretary, save money on hookers; spend saved money on meth. Bash boss. sexcretaries! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
En Sabah Nur Posted May 21, 2010 Share Posted May 21, 2010 jerk off in the bathroom. sleep more. spend on a massage. happy ending optional. i work with psychotic teenagers and i'm often tempted to kill them so they don't [in some cases, continue to] breed. so don't take my advice because all my stress relievers are escapist and relatively ineffective. i drink a lot, i play world of warcraft, and i let various women use me in whatever misguided search for romance has led them to think i've got any remaining emotions. it's too bad all my friends turned into hipsters, because there's nothing like a punk show to take the edge off your week. therapists need to prescribe mosh pits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deloner Posted May 21, 2010 Share Posted May 21, 2010 LOL WoW. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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