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1. Is it acceptable to spend my lunch break looking for a hooker to fuck as a form of stress relief?

2. Can I put this in as an expense claim?

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yes and yes

hookers paid for due to work related stress is tax deductible

if getting a hooker will increase your productivity at work i don't see a problem

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I'm stressing because i'm not working.Bills don't pay themselves.

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The receptionist looks like a 50 year old mash up of Meg Ryan and Martin Short.

I'm not goin there. Severe lack of pretty bitches in the office.

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stress on the brain can lead to a motherfuckin' suicide thang.....

 

it's totally acceptable......make sure she's cheap!!!

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Parmy, beer, coke and skittles have made me feel a bit better.

I got to the L of carving a swastika into theo table then my phone rang and i got distracted.

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that's how i felt today working at an elementary school in the hood with ghetto ass kids and parents. ghetto ass girls supposevely gets hands put on her by a substitute teacher, throws rant with her buddies, calls parents, parents come and one beats on acused teacher.

RGHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Fuck the secretary, save money on hookers; spend saved money on meth.

Bash boss.

 

sexcretaries!

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jerk off in the bathroom.

 

sleep more.

 

spend on a massage. happy ending optional.

 

i work with psychotic teenagers and i'm often tempted to kill them so they don't [in some cases, continue to] breed. so don't take my advice because all my stress relievers are escapist and relatively ineffective. i drink a lot, i play world of warcraft, and i let various women use me in whatever misguided search for romance has led them to think i've got any remaining emotions. it's too bad all my friends turned into hipsters, because there's nothing like a punk show to take the edge off your week. therapists need to prescribe mosh pits.

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