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EXCUSE ME MAAM, you dropped your fetus


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ALVERTON, Pa -- Police are investigating after a janitor found fetal matter at Southmoreland High School Wednesday afternoon in Alverton, Westmoreland County.

 

Police said the janitor found blood in the girl’s bathroom. A short time later, the fetal matter was discovered in a stairwell of the school.

 

“During the performance of her duties, she was going around cleaning the building and she found, what we are calling right now, a suspected piece of fetal matter in a stairwell that was in that same vicinity,” said Trooper Steve Limani.

 

The coroner estimates the fetus was 7 to 9 weeks old and was about the size of a quarter.

 

this woke me up this morning, like wtf

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Yeah, Mista Busta, where the fuck ya at?

Can't scrap a lick, so I know ya got your gat

Your dick on hard, from fuckin your road dogs

The hood you threw up with, niggaz you grew up with

Don't even respect your ass

That's why it's time for the doctor, to check your ass, nigga

Used to be my homie, used to be my ace

Now I wanna slap the taste out yo mouth

Nigga bow down to the row

Fuckin me, now I'm fuckin you, little hoe

Oh, don't think I forgot, let you slide

Let me ride, just another homicide

Yeah it's me so I'ma talk on

Stompin on the 'Eazy'est streets that you can walk on

So strap on your Compton hat, your locs

And watch your back cause you might get smoked, loc

And pass the bud, and stay low-key

B.G. cause you lost all your homies love

Now call it what you want to

You fucked wit me, now it's a must that I fuck wit you

 

Bow wow wow yippy yo yippy yay

Doggy Dogg's in the motherfuckin house

Bow wow wow yippy yo yippy yay

Death Row's in the motherfuckin house

Bow wow wow yippy yo yippy yay

The sounds of a dog brings me to another day

Play with my bone, would ya Timmy

It seems like you're good for makin jokes about your jimmy

But here's a jimmy joke about your mama that you might not like

I heard she was the 'Frisco dyke

But fuck your mama, I'm talkin about you and me

Toe to toe, Tim M-U-T

Your bark was loud, but your bite wasn't vicious

And them rhymes you were kickin were quite bootylicious

You get with Doggy Dogg oh is he crazy?

With ya mama and your daddy hollin' Bay-Bee

So won't they let you know

That if you fuck with Dre nigga you're fuckin wit Death Row

And I ain't even slangin them thangs

I'm hollin' one-eight-seven with my dick in yo mouth, beeyatch

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Ralph the janitor enjoys his job

He sweeps and mops up the garbage and crud

While alone at night he searches for goodies

He goes into every room hoping and praying that someone is flowing

Discarded plastic applicators in the bathrooms left behind by fertile young

chicks

Discarded plastic applicators in the bathrooms just waiting to be collected

Heavy days are here again it's that time of the month

Tampons and pads are easily accessible he senses the disposal of soiled

cotton bags one of the many perks of his job

In a woman's stall he takes a tampon and he dips it into the bowl

Sucking out the menstrual goop he swishes the flavor around his mouth

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