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Mr Rossi

Do you wash yer hands after a piss?

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  1. 1. So...

    • Nah, I'm male - I just wipe 'em on me kex then smell them.
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    • Same as above but I'm female, so might be wearing a skirt instead of kex.
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    • Of course I wash my hands, not to do so would be disgusting.
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    • Hell, I don't wash my hands after I've had a shit.
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neg'd

 

Yeh but your dad leaves white stains wherever he sits. And he's a fat cunt. Probably.

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What kind of thread is this? Are we fucking 5 years old?

 

 

 

But to answer your question: I lick my hands clean

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What kind of thread is this? Are we fucking 5 years old?

 

 

 

But to answer your question: I lick my hands clean

 

Good call sir, but there's a couple of turd burglars on here - 2 spastics have said they do wash their hands after a piss.

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wtf is a kex?

 

Trousers you fucking stupid septic cunt. And it isn't "a kex" it's "kex" as in "a pair of kex". Learn fucking English you fucking shit stabbing sodomite.

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Oh look, another faggoty troll. What fun.

 

"Kex" is also one of the stupidest terms I've ever heard...and today is the first time I'm hearing it...maybe some other UK members can shed light on it?

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yea, cuz im totally down with your slang, bruv.

 

trousers? nigga you sound like mr. bean

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Trousers you fucking stupid septic cunt. And it isn't "a kex" it's "kex" as in "a pair of kex". Learn fucking English you fucking shit stabbing sodomite.

 

contrary to popular belief, Sodom wasn't full of butt fucking pirates. its true, i saw it on bible decoded.

 

oh, neg'd.

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yea, cuz im totally down with your slang, bruv.

 

trousers? nigga you sound like mr. bean

 

So when the welfare payment wouldn't stretch to a hot meal for your family your father used to selfelessly forgo his share of the mess of pottage & supplement his meagre protein intake by drinking dog semen? A truly heroic family man.

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contrary to popular belief, Sodom wasn't full of butt fucking pirates. its true, i saw it on bible decoded.

 

oh, neg'd.

 

Oh, give a fuck.

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Trousers you fucking stupid septic cunt. And it isn't "a kex" it's "kex" as in "a pair of kex". Learn fucking English you fucking shit stabbing sodomite.

 

dude....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

umad?:) :) :) :) :)

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I'm going to use this thread to dump some more thoughts into.

 

The whole IT ISN'T A KEX thing reminded me of that other thread where Jackson spazzed because people were saying "Legos" and not "Lego" to refer to multiple blocks.

 

Another time, I was in Atalanta with British friends...one of them ordered "a piece of grit" from the breakfast menu.

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your father used to selfelessly forgo his share of the mess of pottage & supplement his meagre protein intake

 

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