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"MY PROTOCOL FOR GIVING BUMS MONEY IS TO NOT GIVE BUMS MONEY. UNLESS I GOT MAD NICKELS & DIMES MAKIN MY JEANS SAG. THEN ILL GIVE A NIGGA 231 CENTS. NIGGAS THINK IM AN ASSHOLE BUT YO I USED TO GIVE BUMS A DOLLAR HERE AND THERE, ONE BUM NIGGA FUCKED IT UP FOR ALL YALL HOMELESSES...ONE DAY I SAW A DUDE ON THE 2TRAIN LOOKIN WILD SICK, I WAS JUST COMIN UPTOWN FROM THE MANHATTAN MALL AND SHIT, FEELIN MAD POSITIVE. HOMIE WAS LIMPIN DOWN THE CAR WITH ALL THE TAPE AND TAGS STILL ON HIM TALKIN ABOUT "I JUST GOT RELEASED FROM THE HOSPITAL, I WAS DIAGNOSED WITH CANCER, IM HUNGRY ETC ETC" SO I WAS LIKE "DAMN HOMIE YOU'RE FUCKED UP, HERE'S A DOLLAR SUMTHIN"...THIS SHIT INCREASED MY POSITIVITY LEVEL B, TO GET BACK IN THE RIGHT FRAME OF MIND I HAD TO PUSH A LADY WITH A STROLLER OUTTA MY WAY WHEN I GOT OFF THE TRAIN. FAST FORWARD LIKE A MONTH LATER, THIS TIME IM ON THE 6TRAIN, GOIN DOWNTOWN, AT SOUNDVIEW THIS SAME NIGGA GETS ON WITH THE SAME "I JUST GOT OUT THE HOSPITAL" STORY AND A DIFFERENT OUTFIT (SAME HOSPITAL TAGS THOUGH) TALKIN ABOUT "IVE BEEN DIAGNOSED WITH HIV"!!! NIGGA I TURNED INTO AN EXCLAMATION POINT!! I WAS LIKE "NIGGA YOU GOT CANCER AND AIDS?! YOU FUCKED UP!!" HE LOOKED AT ME MAD CONFUSED. NIGGAS IS LIARS. YOU AINT GETTIN NONE OF MY BREAD. FUCK UP OUTTA HERE.

 

 

 

OTHER REASONS BUMS AINT GETTIN MONEY.

 

 

- YOUR SNEAKERS LOOK FRESHER THAN THE MEXICAN ON HIS WAY TO WORK

 

- YOU ARE WEARING A LEATHER JACKET

 

- YOU DONT STINK YET

 

- YOUR CLOTHES ARE SOMETHING THATS BEEN "IN STYLE" WITHIN THE LAST 5 YEARS

 

-I OFFER YOU FOOD AND YOU DONT TAKE IT, YOU AINT THAT HUNGRY THEN LIL NIGGA. OR YOU WANT MONEY FOR CRILLZ AND YOU AINT GETTIN IT FROM ME. GO BREAK SOMEBODY CAR WINDOW, GET A GPS OR SUMM

 

 

 

IF YOU FIT ANY OF THESE CRITERIA YOU EITHER GOT SOMEONE ELSE THAT GOT YOU, OR YOU AINT DOIN THAT BAD, SO SHIT NIGGA LET ME HOLD SUMTHIN!!

 

 

 

NOTE: NIGGAS THATS MISSIN ARMS AND LEGS CAN GET SOME CHANGE THOUGH CUZ BEIN A BUM IS BAD ENOUGH, BEIN A BUM THAT CANT EVEN WALK UPTOWN WITHOUT SPINNIN SOME WHEELS IS EXTRA EXTRA ASS. I FEEL FOR YOU DOG HERE'S A SACAGAWEA.

Posted by DA KID MERO at 8:33 AM 3 comments

Monday, March 1, 2010"

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Happy birthday man, shit cracks me up...

 

"WHITE PEOPLE ARE THE ONLY PEOPLE WHO WILL TAKE A YOGA CLASS TOGETHER AS A "DATE".

IM ASKIN A BITCH IF SHE WANTS TO GET SOMETHIN TO EAT AND ETHAN IS ASKING A BITCH IF SHE WANTS TO GO ROCK CLIMBING.

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET TO KNOW THIS BITCH IF I GOT MY LEG BEHIND MY HEAD AND I'M TRYIN NOT TO FART WHILE I LAY ON THIS BAMBOO MAT IN SOME GAY ASS PANTS LISTENING TO FLUTES AND RIVERS?

ARE WE GONNA HAVE A CONVERSATION WHILE I GOT A HARNESS SQUEEZIN MY NUTS AND I'M WEARIN WATER SHOES CLIMBIN UP THIS FAKE MOUNTAIN? FUCK OUTTA HERE."

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Definatly the funniest guy around here, and the blog is on deck at all times.

 

''BROS LIKE TO WEAR SHIRTS THAT SAY SHIT LIKE ''DEATH BEFORE DISHONOR, PRIDE, GLORY, RESPECT, LOYALTY. BASICALLY ANYTHING THOMAS JEFFERSON OR A SAMURI EVER SAID.''

 

 

Happy late birthday man

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