griteeth Posted May 16, 2010 Share Posted May 16, 2010 For some reason I remember mero lookin like stack bundles, happy birthday either way homeslice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spring Break '92 Posted May 16, 2010 Share Posted May 16, 2010 That Newport cake is a fucking work of art. I would be ecstatic to have that cake on the table to celebrate just about any occasion. Happy birthday Mero! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted May 16, 2010 Share Posted May 16, 2010 happy birthday man stay wavy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted May 16, 2010 Share Posted May 16, 2010 Final Jeopardy "Why do black people love menthol cigarettes?" Answer: "I don't know..." *CORRECT* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLU Posted May 16, 2010 Share Posted May 16, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLU Posted May 16, 2010 Share Posted May 16, 2010 and thank you for the laughs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLU Posted May 16, 2010 Share Posted May 16, 2010 "MY PROTOCOL FOR GIVING BUMS MONEY IS TO NOT GIVE BUMS MONEY. UNLESS I GOT MAD NICKELS & DIMES MAKIN MY JEANS SAG. THEN ILL GIVE A NIGGA 231 CENTS. NIGGAS THINK IM AN ASSHOLE BUT YO I USED TO GIVE BUMS A DOLLAR HERE AND THERE, ONE BUM NIGGA FUCKED IT UP FOR ALL YALL HOMELESSES...ONE DAY I SAW A DUDE ON THE 2TRAIN LOOKIN WILD SICK, I WAS JUST COMIN UPTOWN FROM THE MANHATTAN MALL AND SHIT, FEELIN MAD POSITIVE. HOMIE WAS LIMPIN DOWN THE CAR WITH ALL THE TAPE AND TAGS STILL ON HIM TALKIN ABOUT "I JUST GOT RELEASED FROM THE HOSPITAL, I WAS DIAGNOSED WITH CANCER, IM HUNGRY ETC ETC" SO I WAS LIKE "DAMN HOMIE YOU'RE FUCKED UP, HERE'S A DOLLAR SUMTHIN"...THIS SHIT INCREASED MY POSITIVITY LEVEL B, TO GET BACK IN THE RIGHT FRAME OF MIND I HAD TO PUSH A LADY WITH A STROLLER OUTTA MY WAY WHEN I GOT OFF THE TRAIN. FAST FORWARD LIKE A MONTH LATER, THIS TIME IM ON THE 6TRAIN, GOIN DOWNTOWN, AT SOUNDVIEW THIS SAME NIGGA GETS ON WITH THE SAME "I JUST GOT OUT THE HOSPITAL" STORY AND A DIFFERENT OUTFIT (SAME HOSPITAL TAGS THOUGH) TALKIN ABOUT "IVE BEEN DIAGNOSED WITH HIV"!!! NIGGA I TURNED INTO AN EXCLAMATION POINT!! I WAS LIKE "NIGGA YOU GOT CANCER AND AIDS?! YOU FUCKED UP!!" HE LOOKED AT ME MAD CONFUSED. NIGGAS IS LIARS. YOU AINT GETTIN NONE OF MY BREAD. FUCK UP OUTTA HERE. OTHER REASONS BUMS AINT GETTIN MONEY. - YOUR SNEAKERS LOOK FRESHER THAN THE MEXICAN ON HIS WAY TO WORK - YOU ARE WEARING A LEATHER JACKET - YOU DONT STINK YET - YOUR CLOTHES ARE SOMETHING THATS BEEN "IN STYLE" WITHIN THE LAST 5 YEARS -I OFFER YOU FOOD AND YOU DONT TAKE IT, YOU AINT THAT HUNGRY THEN LIL NIGGA. OR YOU WANT MONEY FOR CRILLZ AND YOU AINT GETTIN IT FROM ME. GO BREAK SOMEBODY CAR WINDOW, GET A GPS OR SUMM IF YOU FIT ANY OF THESE CRITERIA YOU EITHER GOT SOMEONE ELSE THAT GOT YOU, OR YOU AINT DOIN THAT BAD, SO SHIT NIGGA LET ME HOLD SUMTHIN!! NOTE: NIGGAS THATS MISSIN ARMS AND LEGS CAN GET SOME CHANGE THOUGH CUZ BEIN A BUM IS BAD ENOUGH, BEIN A BUM THAT CANT EVEN WALK UPTOWN WITHOUT SPINNIN SOME WHEELS IS EXTRA EXTRA ASS. I FEEL FOR YOU DOG HERE'S A SACAGAWEA. Posted by DA KID MERO at 8:33 AM 3 comments Monday, March 1, 2010" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LexDiamonds Posted May 16, 2010 Share Posted May 16, 2010 WHAT? HBD MERO! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pedoe Posted May 16, 2010 Share Posted May 16, 2010 dude's blog is hilarious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityonSMASH Posted May 16, 2010 Share Posted May 16, 2010 its like you threw him a surprise birthday party and nobody came. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted May 16, 2010 Share Posted May 16, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted May 16, 2010 Share Posted May 16, 2010 Happy birthday man, shit cracks me up... "WHITE PEOPLE ARE THE ONLY PEOPLE WHO WILL TAKE A YOGA CLASS TOGETHER AS A "DATE". IM ASKIN A BITCH IF SHE WANTS TO GET SOMETHIN TO EAT AND ETHAN IS ASKING A BITCH IF SHE WANTS TO GO ROCK CLIMBING. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET TO KNOW THIS BITCH IF I GOT MY LEG BEHIND MY HEAD AND I'M TRYIN NOT TO FART WHILE I LAY ON THIS BAMBOO MAT IN SOME GAY ASS PANTS LISTENING TO FLUTES AND RIVERS? ARE WE GONNA HAVE A CONVERSATION WHILE I GOT A HARNESS SQUEEZIN MY NUTS AND I'M WEARIN WATER SHOES CLIMBIN UP THIS FAKE MOUNTAIN? FUCK OUTTA HERE." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
belmonts Posted May 16, 2010 Share Posted May 16, 2010 HAPPY BIRFDAY MERO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UPS! Posted May 16, 2010 Share Posted May 16, 2010 Definatly the funniest guy around here, and the blog is on deck at all times. ''BROS LIKE TO WEAR SHIRTS THAT SAY SHIT LIKE ''DEATH BEFORE DISHONOR, PRIDE, GLORY, RESPECT, LOYALTY. BASICALLY ANYTHING THOMAS JEFFERSON OR A SAMURI EVER SAID.'' Happy late birthday man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forsit Posted May 16, 2010 Share Posted May 16, 2010 happy anus-es or is it anuses whats the plural work for anus? anai Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA KID MERO Posted May 18, 2010 Share Posted May 18, 2010 MY NIGGAS!!! THANKS FOR THE RECOGNITION!!! WE HERE!!! IM DOIN IT BABY!! YO THE BLOG IS FOR YALL MAN, YOU DIG? I COULD JUST KEEP ALL THESE THOUGHTS IN MY HEAD OR SHARE THEM EXCLUSIVELY WITH MY NIGGAS BUT IM FOR THE PEOPLE. SO GET THE WORD OUT B!! VICTORY-LIGHT.BLOGSPOT!! YA!! AXEDAKID@YAHOO.COM @THEKIDMERO <TWITTER 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted May 18, 2010 Share Posted May 18, 2010 bum story was funny how the bum was on a scam and he described hearing the news he has aids as turning into an exclamation point never heard that expression before but it's fucking gold. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DretheGod Posted May 18, 2010 Share Posted May 18, 2010 I'm always weak when I read your post, bout to start reading that blog now. Happy B-day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiliStCynical Posted May 18, 2010 Share Posted May 18, 2010 Have some Raquel and celebrate... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DretheGod Posted May 18, 2010 Share Posted May 18, 2010 I'm trying to read this nigga's blog in class. I had to stop because I started laughing mid-lecture. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seven.13 Posted May 18, 2010 Share Posted May 18, 2010 Happy Birthdaaaaay. Thanks for the blog to keep me entertained on a rainy day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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