SwampFightOner Posted May 15, 2010 Author Share Posted May 15, 2010 I did the same thing last tuesday night at 121 minus the drunk. Dude was mad nice. We talked about the new version and his admiration of the Alien movies. After a nice 20 minute or so convo people must have started calling fools cuz a flock of jockers armed with cellphone cams in hand invaded so I was out. Walk down the street and that dude that plays the dad in them Twilight movies was walking by Trinity. Called him Carsille and kept it moving... Pretty random. Cool story br0? Still looking to get my Emma Watson on! You hang out at 121? Faggot shit br0. Anyways, yeah, me and Robert Englund got drunk last night, it was cool. He talked alot about how much he loves Providence (said it's in his top 5 favorite cities, and that it's gonna be the new Portland, whatever that means), and about basketball ("This isn't gay, but watching Kobe is like watching a fucking ballerina, he's a beautiful athlete") among alot of other random shit. I'll probably run into him again because he's here for a few more weeks, and I frequent that bar fairly often. He told me his wife was coming to meet up with him soon, and that we'd hafta all hang out since me and her share a love of tequila haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted May 15, 2010 Share Posted May 15, 2010 He talked alot about how much he loves Providence (said it's in his top 5 favorite cities, and that it's gonna be the new Portland He had that shit written on his palm, like Spinal Tap did on their tour to remember what city they were in. "ARE YOU READY TO ROCK PROVIDENCE? YOU ARE THE NEXT PORTLAND, YEAHHHHHHHHH!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUST THE TIP Posted May 15, 2010 Share Posted May 15, 2010 I have no fuckin' clue. youre spoiling my attempt at getting free shit. you sure theres no connection? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUST THE TIP Posted May 15, 2010 Share Posted May 15, 2010 You hang out at 121? Faggot shit br0. (said it's in his top 5 favorite cities, and that it's gonna be the new Portland, whatever that means) it means your city is about to be flooded with ironic mustaches, bicycles with neon grips, gunpowder heroin, and young adults with an unquenchable thirst for pabst blue ribbon. also, the amount of strip clubs is about to grow exponentially. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted May 15, 2010 Author Share Posted May 15, 2010 We already have alot of strip clubs and an ever increasing number of hipsters....Portland, RI? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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TreSixO Posted May 15, 2010 Share Posted May 15, 2010 If you hang out with him again you better get a drop for my next mixtape. I can send you arguably the best BBQ in the world (ask jugzer) in exchange for hooking this up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUST THE TIP Posted May 15, 2010 Share Posted May 15, 2010 portland oregon has a pretty "hip" reputation, id put my money on him talkin bout good ol orygun. could be wrong tho.... do the strip clubs show full nudity and serve liquor in RI? oregon is the only state on the west coast that lets you view guts while you drink alcohol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted May 15, 2010 Author Share Posted May 15, 2010 I was joking, saying we'd just change the name of Providence to Portland...we don't actually have a Portland, RI br0 haha. They're not SUPPOSED to be fully nude if they're serving liquor, but I've never been in a strip club and seen the girls NOT get naked, so I guess noone gives a fuck. RI strip clubs get pretty raunchy, you can get your dick sucked or fuck for cheap Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted May 15, 2010 Share Posted May 15, 2010 I went to this BYOB strip club in upstate PA that was gnarly, full nude whores.. Some dude made it rain one dollar bills and then proceeded to pick them up. All they sold was ass and red bull. The mushrooms didn't make the place much cooler and the Armenians that owned it were cretins. Fun times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TreSixO Posted May 15, 2010 Share Posted May 15, 2010 Memphis strip clubs are the raunchiest in the world. That's pretty much all that city has... They breed pros like a Honda assembly line. Wanna fuck a girl with your beer bottle on the side stage? Yeah, that's cool... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted May 15, 2010 Author Share Posted May 15, 2010 First time I ever went to a strip club I walked in and immediately saw a girl on stage, doing a handstand against the wall, getting fucked by another girl with a dildo. At that point a lifelong love was born Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUST THE TIP Posted May 15, 2010 Share Posted May 15, 2010 .we don't actually have a Portland, RI br0 haha. doh. musta been on my bicycle with neon grips instead of sitting in geography class....fuuuuuck RI strip clubs sound awesome. If girls get too freaky on stage (eat each other out, finger themselves, etc) in oregon, the boss man usually yells at them and/or fires them. ive been told that clubs can be shut down, due to girls getting too 'intimate' with themselves or other girls while on stage. sounds like an assault on freedom of expression to me. bullshit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityonSMASH Posted May 15, 2010 Share Posted May 15, 2010 most of yall in this convo are from the east, and im here to reiterate that montreal strip clubs really are like no other. and theres lots of em. full contact, not sex. but you can touch em wherever. the nice ones are overpriced and the raunchy ones may give you aids just from breathing in the air. i spent a christmas at arguably the nastiest of the nasty. Cafe Cleopatra. i was the only white person in the entire place. dancers/servers/bartenders/patrons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUST THE TIP Posted May 15, 2010 Share Posted May 15, 2010 touch em wherever, eh? i like Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackboatshoes Posted May 15, 2010 Share Posted May 15, 2010 we doin big thangs in RI. heads up guys, new movie comin out FREDDY KRUEGER VS SWAMPFIGHT1ER. an epic battle in swamps and dream land, between a dead hipster, and a hipster hating swamp fighter. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotsauceinthedickholewastaken Posted May 15, 2010 Share Posted May 15, 2010 You can shove a fucking cordless circular saw up the ass of a stripper in Montreal, anything goes with those french pigs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted May 15, 2010 Author Share Posted May 15, 2010 full contact, not sex. but you can touch em wherever. the nice ones are overpriced and the raunchy ones may give you aids just from breathing in the air. All ours are full contact, and 90% of the time you can also fuck if you so desire...RI has a poppin strip club scene, I'm tellin ya haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUST THE TIP Posted May 15, 2010 Share Posted May 15, 2010 im taking a trip to RI this year, its now set in stone. i promise not to ask for a handy-j from any of yall. real talk. stripper rape fest 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted May 15, 2010 Share Posted May 15, 2010 Anybody see this bullshit? Mo. lawmakers pass bill banning nudity, touching and alcohol at sexually oriented businesses. FUCK MISSOURI. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUST THE TIP Posted May 15, 2010 Share Posted May 15, 2010 fuck jesus freaks that impose their bullshit morality on folks just tryin to drink jameson and look at slit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted May 15, 2010 Author Share Posted May 15, 2010 "Supporters argued that strip clubs and adult video stores are a scourge on society — contributing to seedy behavior, demeaning women, causing divorces and driving down property values." Fucking morons Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted May 15, 2010 Share Posted May 15, 2010 did you put out? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted May 17, 2010 Share Posted May 17, 2010 fliiiiicks! how could you not have taken at least one prove it celly shot with dude?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted May 17, 2010 Author Share Posted May 17, 2010 I felt like it would be mad groupie for me to ask dude for a picture, and I'm just not that guy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted May 17, 2010 Author Share Posted May 17, 2010 Plus, another RI native has co-signed seeing him around the city, and if you google "Inkubus" you'll see he's filming a movie here...I'd say that's probably proof enough ha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris The Butcher Posted May 17, 2010 Share Posted May 17, 2010 Look at your dandruff----- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted May 17, 2010 Share Posted May 17, 2010 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h60YL9R0XiY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom589 Posted May 17, 2010 Share Posted May 17, 2010 At temple br0? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted May 17, 2010 Share Posted May 17, 2010 Plus, another RI native has co-signed seeing him around the city, and if you google "Inkubus" you'll see he's filming a movie here...I'd say that's probably proof enough ha oh i believe it. in fact. i'll be lurking around town at said bar this weekend just trying to meet him. fucking groupie or not. i will get flicks. just make someone else ask. fugg it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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