Deloner Posted May 15, 2010 Share Posted May 15, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted May 15, 2010 Share Posted May 15, 2010 On mother's day my mom first got in a fight with my dad and decided she didn't wanna go out to eat anymore. Then, she decided to order Chinese food, and got in a fucking HA-LARIOUS fight with them on the phone, yelling at them because the one girl who speaks English wasn't there. I love my mom to death, but at the end of the day she's a hillbilly from Virginia, and even after almost 40 years of living in civilization she still has a hard time dealing with foreigners Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted May 15, 2010 Share Posted May 15, 2010 ...and what about all the damn nigras, jews, homosexuals, mexicans, arabs, and all kinds of different chinks turning us good god fear'n white folks into a minority? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMEGMA.NAZARETH Posted May 15, 2010 Share Posted May 15, 2010 i have Chinese restaurant syndrome so i don't really be eating this shit. But it's good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted May 15, 2010 Share Posted May 15, 2010 i have Chinese restaurant syndrome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n8galicia Posted May 15, 2010 Share Posted May 15, 2010 Oh man, Chinese V Thai?! Wow, no way, how can you do that? that's why there are clocks and days. so you can alternate. BTW, Kung pao is the westenised term. You want to pull that hot pan face at your local hole in the wall? Order a gong bao ji ding (gong Bow jee ding) and you wil get kung pao chicken. But when she starts spitting mandarin at you act like your better than that and speak English as if it's superior. You will have Chinese sphincter on your dinkter faster than you can say 不是不是你的弟弟太大了!!! lol what? The sentence in Chinese doesn't really make sense Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
christo-f Posted May 15, 2010 Author Share Posted May 15, 2010 Fell asleep with my clothes on, been a while since I've done that. Anyway, this is now my Chinese food thread. And let me tell you, after being here for a few years now when I go home I just can't eat the Westernised shit anymore. I know it tastes good and all, guess I've just become accustomed to something else and the Western crap tastes fucking horrible. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
christo-f Posted May 15, 2010 Author Share Posted May 15, 2010 lol what? The sentence in Chinese doesn't really make sense Haha, yeah I know. I was a little under the weather when I wrote that and it was my version of the Vietnamese line out of some war movie where a hooker tells some black guy that his dick is too big; too bucu, too buku. Guess it should be: 不行不行, 对我的小妹妹来说你的小弟弟真的太大了 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CLICKCLACKONER Posted May 15, 2010 Share Posted May 15, 2010 5 dolla me love you long time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
christo-f Posted May 15, 2010 Author Share Posted May 15, 2010 YEah what movie was that, was it Platoon or something? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted May 15, 2010 Share Posted May 15, 2010 Full Metal Jacket Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted May 15, 2010 Share Posted May 15, 2010 Lookin back at my post. I don't stray away from my loyalties. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted May 16, 2010 Share Posted May 16, 2010 What the hell is Gracie Law doing here? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted May 16, 2010 Share Posted May 16, 2010 I think I'm the only Jew who doesn't really like Chinese food. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spring Break '92 Posted May 16, 2010 Share Posted May 16, 2010 Id rather eat Thai or Korean any day. Im about to go make some spaghetti and sausage /NH. On some Italiano shit. American Chinese food is for when I just have that craving, and I only like a few things. All those little hole in the wall strip mall Chinese spots are all the same basically, with the overhead picture menu and the nondescript meat that is of questionable origin within the animal kingdom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
christo-f Posted May 16, 2010 Author Share Posted May 16, 2010 When it comes to Thai food you have a pretty strong argument, but Korean food better than Chinese??!! Nuh uh. Sorry Suki, but whist Korean has nice BBQ and that kibimbap or whatever, they also have kimchi and a whole bunch of other crap that just don't even come close to Sichuan, Guilin, Cantonese, Dongbei, Xinjiang, etc. food. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted May 16, 2010 Share Posted May 16, 2010 Oriental Cheesesteakz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted May 16, 2010 Share Posted May 16, 2010 ill eat food from almost anywhere just deep fry it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted May 16, 2010 Share Posted May 16, 2010 Just deep fry it or food from anywhere? Make up your fucking mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted May 16, 2010 Share Posted May 16, 2010 deep fried food... from anywhere just not places like chernobyl or the like Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted May 16, 2010 Share Posted May 16, 2010 YOUZA PUSSYLIPZ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted May 16, 2010 Share Posted May 16, 2010 big league chew at 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted May 18, 2010 Share Posted May 18, 2010 so much food as chinese as soup is stomach is pleased... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brickos Posted May 18, 2010 Share Posted May 18, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImChristeezy Posted May 18, 2010 Share Posted May 18, 2010 kung pao is the shitt.. but i prefer orange chicken.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted May 18, 2010 Share Posted May 18, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted May 18, 2010 Share Posted May 18, 2010 I've put my weiner in a chinese girls ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted May 18, 2010 Share Posted May 18, 2010 And for the record, i do like me some kung pao chicken. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ALLWHITEPEOPLELOOKTHESAME Posted May 18, 2010 Share Posted May 18, 2010 add water, microwave, add soya sauce. Roast pork dim sum. THE SHIT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
christo-f Posted May 18, 2010 Author Share Posted May 18, 2010 I've put my weiner in a chinese girls ass. I've put Kung Pao Chicken in a Chinese girl's ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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