Official Hustle Game Thread

[KnifeHits RS]

I don't reallllllly believe stealing condiments from a fast food place is a "hustle". I was making fun of the motherfucker for starting a thread about stealing napkins from McDonalds.

[hotsauceinthedickholewastaken]

dude come on, stop acting like a moron. Get an education and get a good job.

[(Wovoka)]

Education don't earn you no job. You should know that. You got nooo come uppins??

[ALLWHITEPEOPLELOOKTHESAME]

HUSTLIN HUSTLIN

[ALLWHITEPEOPLELOOKTHESAME]

 

 

MOREEEEE

[Osbourne Cox]

(Wovoka) stop trying to be clever and just fuck off and shut up.

 

cant you see that by argueing with everyone, and answering everyone back you are obviously in the wrong? nobody wants to talk about "hustles" on the internet cause that is gay. use your fucking head, just steal stuff and sell it, its not hard.

 

if you are coming on here and asking people what to do to get money, there is no point trying. you will just end up getting caught. if you were going to be any good at "hustling" you would be doing it already, not haging around on some fucking internet forum asking people how to get paid.

 

did you ever consider maybe people dont want to blow up their schemes and let others on to ways they are getting their money?

 

fuck off, your doing my fucking head in.

[hotsauceinthedickholewastaken]

Education don't earn you no job. You should know that. You got nooo come uppins??

 

If you had an education you would have wrote it this way. Education does not earn you a job.

[abcs]

Ok. You want to be a hustler take my advice and follow these instructions.

This is the culmination of 1.5 years of learning and grinding.

 

There exists a bunch of small outfits across the nation and world that

peddle junk (poorly made items) from innovage.

http://www.innovage.net/. You want to hustle its really

not hard to find one of these teams.

 

Now drugs sell themselves. Takes no skill to hustle drugs only the

willingness to forgo your freedom in the event you get caught. Selling

this Inovage junk on the other hand.... What it is is cheaply made

impulse items for stupid cheap. Spotlights, car jump starters, RC cars

Disney books. shit like that and you get a cut from each sale. for

a 5$ item you get a dollar a 10$ item 2 dollars and its all on consignment.

You show up at like 6:30Am and return at 6 pm. In the morning you

practice your pitch and load your trunk and at night you settle up. Pretty

much 12 hours and you wont make more than 80 dollars if you do the shit

exactly how they instruct you...

 

Heres how you get paid..... A 10$ item you sell for $15.... instead of making

2$ you pocket 7$. a 5$ item you flip for 10$. Sometimes there will be a bigger

item that you sell for $20 but instead of flipping it for $20 you work it for $40.

*** Expand your merch*** after a minute i discovered that i expanded my shit to

include burned CDs and Movies, nickle bags of Dro, and Ice water. Buying them

30 packs from Costco and selling each for a buck at intersections to people in

cars

 

Now you may think the shit sounds stupid. Like nickel and diming all over town but

heres the scoop. First off after a couple months when i figured out how to really

get over and lost my nerve i was making between 150 and 250 a day of profit.

Call it 200 on average 6 days a week i was doing 1200 a week tax free. Secondly... if you

want to learn how to sell some shit this is like bootcamp. Hustler university. Selling

a bunch of garbage 12 hours a day 6 days a week to people who neither want or

need it. You learn how to get them pumped up... how to get them excited... impulsed.

Make they think they getting over and taking advantage of a huge deal. After doing

this for a few months you are ready and able to sell pretty much anything.

 

Heres some other reasons why this isnt such a bad gig. First off. You are pretty much

your own boss. Theres nobody watching you. You can choose to hit the town with someone

else if you like. I would sometimes for the company. If you want to get DAF or smoke

tree all day its all good. I suggest you carry a pack of Newport 100s and keep 1 behind

your ear. People will try and bum cigarettes and you can sell loosies for 1$ all day. You

have a platinum excuse to go up to talk to girls all day long. I got phone numbers

every day. I got laid a bunch. This shit will do wonders for your self confidence. Allow you

to come out of your shell so to speak.

I ended up getting fired. The guy running the show found out about my side

hustles and my markups. Plus i ended up getting a vending without a license

ticket and said fuck it. My drivers license is fucked up and i'm in school right now

but if you are really struggling and out of work you may do well to look into

this shit.. Couldnt hurt just take my advice or you wont make enough money.

 

Be ready to run around the slum all day. Rich people arent comfortable dealing

with street hustler types. Police will chase you out of town. If you scared its not

a good idea for you either. Its never a good idea to run around Brightmoor or

Dexter and Linwood with a pocket full of money but the most tore up parts of

town you can really get it in. Turnover is crazy too. Generally white guys

dont last more than a day. I was like the only one. Shit was comedy. Carry

a marker around get up. Talk to as many people as possible. Hit the bars

and the strip clubs. Merch for lapdances... seriously. all them girls have little

kids and quite often you will have kids shit to sell. Plus they got cash. And

everybody already knows what you doing. Its not like you got to explain yourself

too much.

Most i ever made in a day was $380. But i had sold everything out by noon and

went back to the warehouse for more. It was RC cars which sell fast and easy. A

$5 item i sold most of em for $10 and ended up hitting up the bars at night.

Basically a 15 hour day and drunk people are easy to rip off. Selling them 5$

RC cars for 15 all night

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