JUST THE TIP Posted May 10, 2010 Share Posted May 10, 2010 THIS NIGGA. i met this prick in 2005 and he literally tried to fuckin stab me and beat my head in with a HUGE fucking stone. thankfully, a mutual friend jumped in and grabbed the boulder mid-backswing, so i dont have brain damage and/or am dead. youre now officially an old sonofabitch youre one of my closest friends and currently on the payroll as my lifecoach. thanks for buying me food when i was broke, letting me sleep on your futon any time i wanted, and making me laugh stupid hard everytime we hang out. i look forward to again sleeping on your pinched nerve inducing futon this week and getting DAF with you. i love you, brother ---- and since you posted a pic of me smoking speed in the tranny thread, this is where i tell everybody about the time you got REALLY REALLY drunk and mumbled about fingering your own ass when you were drunk because you couldnt cum. i know you have absolutely no memory of it, but we all remember it very vividly. and about the time i fingered my ex wifes asshole at a stripclub on our wedding night and put it in your unsuspecting mouth. i know you get pissed when i bring it up, but it still makes me laugh everytime i think about it. again, i love you brotha. and about the time we got too drunk and OCd in SF and you threatend to jump off lilstcynicals fire escape and kill yourself. and i had to refrain you from waking her up because you were "sure that she wants to have sex with me". she didnt. and about the time you were employed as a carnival worker and about the time you threatened to stab those college kids downtown because they told you they didnt have any cigarettes and the time you walked up to a group of mongols and said "hey whats up guys, are you guys hells angels?" :lol: you dont give a fuck and are scared of no man in the world, and i love you for it. and about the time we smashed the same disgusting mother/daughter combo i have many many many more funny stories about you, but 12oz doesnt deserve to know the really juicy stuff ---- HAPPY BIRTHDAY HOMIE *MUAH* Youre my porn booth partner for life. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris The Butcher Posted May 10, 2010 Share Posted May 10, 2010 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUST THE TIP Posted May 10, 2010 Author Share Posted May 10, 2010 i cant copy and paste right now, so i cant include the obligatory BOOB pic. somebody please help me out, its his birthday for god's sake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Q666 Posted May 10, 2010 Share Posted May 10, 2010 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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hotsauceinthedickholewastaken Posted May 10, 2010 Share Posted May 10, 2010 Happy Birthday Dude! Props given for good stories! you have poo in your mouth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted May 10, 2010 Share Posted May 10, 2010 happy birthday that chicks tits just made me puke a little Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted May 10, 2010 Share Posted May 10, 2010 I DONT KNOW WHO THE FUCK THIS THREAD IS ABOUT BUT OK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLU Posted May 10, 2010 Share Posted May 10, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knee Grow Please Posted May 10, 2010 Share Posted May 10, 2010 happy birthday niggaface Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grimes Posted May 10, 2010 Share Posted May 10, 2010 Happy birthday dude! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
belmonts Posted May 10, 2010 Share Posted May 10, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulcan Posted May 10, 2010 Share Posted May 10, 2010 WATCH OUT NIGGA HES GUNNA SNITCH ON YOU 1!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUST THE TIP Posted May 10, 2010 Author Share Posted May 10, 2010 hahah. this is really funny because...nevermind, ive put him on blast enough. :lol: happy birthday again, you crazy fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUST THE TIP Posted May 10, 2010 Author Share Posted May 10, 2010 ive always wanted to see that pic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUST THE TIP Posted May 10, 2010 Author Share Posted May 10, 2010 if you dont come thru, im going to post the pic of you pretending to fuck him in the ass while he's sticking his head out of the large hole he ripped in the window screen so he could smoke inside. and im too lazy to download a program and edit out your face (actually im a snitch ass nigga, thats why) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUST THE TIP Posted May 10, 2010 Author Share Posted May 10, 2010 you got 15 minutes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityonSMASH Posted May 10, 2010 Share Posted May 10, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUST THE TIP Posted May 10, 2010 Author Share Posted May 10, 2010 tick tock tick tock Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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SwampFightOner Posted May 10, 2010 Share Posted May 10, 2010 I wanna know more about why he tried to stab you/smash your skull in, and about what the Mongols did in response to such a question Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityonSMASH Posted May 10, 2010 Share Posted May 10, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted May 10, 2010 Share Posted May 10, 2010 Also, when did NBB get so fat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUST THE TIP Posted May 10, 2010 Author Share Posted May 10, 2010 we had rap n dance beef, long story, well not very long, but not a very cool story. my crew had beef with his dudes blah blah blah -- the mongols said "NO" (they didnt want none nigguh) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUST THE TIP Posted May 10, 2010 Author Share Posted May 10, 2010 i think its just a bad pic, i dont recall him being fat then. just real drunk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityonSMASH Posted May 11, 2010 Share Posted May 11, 2010 mother/daughter combo?? thats epic, i dont care how disgusting they may or may not have been. championship stylistics right thur. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUST THE TIP Posted May 11, 2010 Author Share Posted May 11, 2010 now i have to find pics. horrible. horrible. horrible. it took him over a year to admit he fucked the daughter tho. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityonSMASH Posted May 11, 2010 Share Posted May 11, 2010 naw i dont care how dispicable they are for a mother daughter smash combo its going down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUST THE TIP Posted May 11, 2010 Author Share Posted May 11, 2010 daughter (i dunno who the dorky guy is) mother on left guts are guts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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