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happy birthday filthypeterpbt

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THIS NIGGA. i met this prick in 2005 and he literally tried to fuckin stab me and beat my head in with a HUGE fucking stone. thankfully, a mutual friend jumped in and grabbed the boulder mid-backswing, so i dont have brain damage and/or am dead.

 

youre now officially an old sonofabitch

 

youre one of my closest friends and currently on the payroll as my lifecoach. thanks for buying me food when i was broke, letting me sleep on your futon any time i wanted, and making me laugh stupid hard everytime we hang out. i look forward to again sleeping on your pinched nerve inducing futon this week and getting DAF with you.

 

i love you, brother

 

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and since you posted a pic of me smoking speed in the tranny thread, this is where i tell everybody about the time you got REALLY REALLY drunk and mumbled about fingering your own ass when you were drunk because you couldnt cum. i know you have absolutely no memory of it, but we all remember it very vividly.

 

and about the time i fingered my ex wifes asshole at a stripclub on our wedding night and put it in your unsuspecting mouth. i know you get pissed when i bring it up, but it still makes me laugh everytime i think about it. again, i love you brotha.

 

and about the time we got too drunk and OCd in SF and you threatend to jump off lilstcynicals fire escape and kill yourself. and i had to refrain you from waking her up because you were "sure that she wants to have sex with me". she didnt.

 

and about the time you were employed as a carnival worker

 

 

and about the time you threatened to stab those college kids downtown because they told you they didnt have any cigarettes

 

and the time you walked up to a group of mongols and said "hey whats up guys, are you guys hells angels?" :lol: you dont give a fuck and are scared of no man in the world, and i love you for it.

 

and about the time we smashed the same disgusting mother/daughter combo

 

i have many many many more funny stories about you, but 12oz doesnt deserve to know the really juicy stuff

 

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY HOMIE

*MUAH*

Youre my porn booth partner for life.

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i cant copy and paste right now, so i cant include the obligatory BOOB pic. somebody please help me out, its his birthday for god's sake.

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I DONT KNOW WHO THE FUCK THIS THREAD IS ABOUT

 

BUT OK

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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hahah. this is really funny because...nevermind, ive put him on blast enough. :lol:

 

happy birthday again, you crazy fuck.

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if you dont come thru, im going to post the pic of you pretending to fuck him in the ass while he's sticking his head out of the large hole he ripped in the window screen so he could smoke inside.

 

and im too lazy to download a program and edit out your face (actually im a snitch ass nigga, thats why)

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I wanna know more about why he tried to stab you/smash your skull in, and about what the Mongols did in response to such a question

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we had rap n dance beef, long story, well not very long, but not a very cool story. my crew had beef with his dudes blah blah blah

 

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the mongols said "NO" (they didnt want none nigguh)

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