JUST THE TIP Posted May 9, 2010 Share Posted May 9, 2010 The day before yesterday, I asked the only housekeeper at my hotel that seems to speak english about laundry service. She shows me a price list and they want 5.50 euros to wash and dry a shirt. For jeans/pants, its even more. And not just for button-ups. They want that much to clean a goddamn black t-shirt. I told her that was rediculous and there has to be some way that her and i can work something out. She stuck her head out my room door, peered left and right, then put her index finger up to her lips and whispered "SSSSHHHH! I wash for you, you no tell, ok?". So I gave her a hug and thanked her, kicked her some money. Tossed some socks, underwear, a couple t-shirts and a pair jeans in a bag and gave it to her. I have yet to see her or my clothes. Ive been wearing the same goddamn underwear for a stupid amount of time and all i want are my favorite pair of levis and my beloved green jelly shirt returned to me. Should I giver he an extra day or go to front desk and ask where the fuck my clothes are? THIS fuckin close to snitchin. THIS fuckin close. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TeenagerFromMars Posted May 9, 2010 Share Posted May 9, 2010 no one is starving in africa. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityonSMASH Posted May 9, 2010 Share Posted May 9, 2010 you sick feces ridden skid mark. --- Scust. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KM4RT Posted May 9, 2010 Share Posted May 9, 2010 Hugs won't pay her bills and feed her illegitimate children. She pawned your clothes to a dude on a fixie for cash money. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiliStCynical Posted May 9, 2010 Share Posted May 9, 2010 how long has it been? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soup Posted May 9, 2010 Share Posted May 9, 2010 Just ask who your maid was and track her down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityonSMASH Posted May 9, 2010 Share Posted May 9, 2010 what he meant to say was 'Rape her down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElectricitySucks Posted May 9, 2010 Share Posted May 9, 2010 no one is starving in africa. thank you. holy shit, thank you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted May 9, 2010 Share Posted May 9, 2010 all i could do was... :lol: :lol: :lol: when i read this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earthworm Jim Posted May 9, 2010 Share Posted May 9, 2010 Snitches get their levis stiches unravelled.... STOP SNITCHIN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUST THE TIP Posted May 9, 2010 Author Share Posted May 9, 2010 how long has it been? i think this is day 6 with these boxer briefs. ive been showering 3 times a day and sleeping naked to try and cut down on the stink factor. soup, heres the thing, brother, she wasnt MY housekeeper. my housekeeper had to go up a floor and get another for me that could understand what i was saying. they all look alike so i dont really have a way to describe her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted May 9, 2010 Share Posted May 9, 2010 Green Jelly shirt? Like the shitty band? Fuck. Only the French snitch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUST THE TIP Posted May 9, 2010 Author Share Posted May 9, 2010 ps fuck africans africans didnt save their money for months for a vacation, then end up not getting laid by bella potatas because their crotch smells like a haitan quake victims corpse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thealmighty... Posted May 9, 2010 Share Posted May 9, 2010 dont be french... wash boxers when you shower Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityonSMASH Posted May 9, 2010 Share Posted May 9, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted May 9, 2010 Share Posted May 9, 2010 sounds like you got, got... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.feeny Posted May 9, 2010 Share Posted May 9, 2010 eater out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted May 9, 2010 Share Posted May 9, 2010 just go buy some new boxers or wash the ones you have when you take a shower... youre making it harder on yourself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityonSMASH Posted May 9, 2010 Share Posted May 9, 2010 this is fucking disgusting. wash yourself pig. dirty underwear is punishable by death you shit smelling sow. when i travel i throw socks and underwear away after one use. i aint bringing that shit back with me. and my feet dont stink cause my kicks always new. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityonSMASH Posted May 9, 2010 Share Posted May 9, 2010 and a nigga dont run. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted May 9, 2010 Share Posted May 9, 2010 Snitches get their levis stiches unravelled.... STOP SNITCHIN STOP STITCHN STOP LYIN. one pair of levis? you must hate money 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiliStCynical Posted May 9, 2010 Share Posted May 9, 2010 yeah you're fucked. buy new shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted May 9, 2010 Share Posted May 9, 2010 Ive been wearing the same goddamn underwear for a stupid amount of time Lulz. This reminds me of county jail. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUST THE TIP Posted May 9, 2010 Author Share Posted May 9, 2010 guess who i just ran into when i went downstairs for breakfast? hahahh. im so glad i didnt snitch her out. she was the lady who gave me a table, im thinkin "fuck, this broad looks hella familiar". Then she touches me shirt, winks, and says "i have today, sir, today!" fresh undies, here i come reason #462 why snitching isnt the way to go Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted May 9, 2010 Share Posted May 9, 2010 you bastard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted May 9, 2010 Share Posted May 9, 2010 This French fuck jumped to conclusions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUST THE TIP Posted May 9, 2010 Author Share Posted May 9, 2010 .....its a mat....with conclusions.......that you.... :lol: FAT PEOPLE 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted May 9, 2010 Share Posted May 9, 2010 You play bad you catch bad. Shits inexcusable. You that fast to tell about some petty shit like that? What happens if you get caught holding the bag? uTellin? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_gooch Posted May 9, 2010 Share Posted May 9, 2010 .... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUST THE TIP Posted May 9, 2010 Author Share Posted May 9, 2010 You play bad you catch bad. Shits inexcusable. You that fast to tell about some petty shit like that? What happens if you get caught holding the bag? uTellin? get the fuck outtta here. ive stared at many F cases and not said shit, seriously, fuck you. i just wanted my goddamn underwear and was starting to think she threw it in the garbage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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