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I'm THIS close to snitching, I swear to fuckin god...

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The day before yesterday, I asked the only housekeeper at my hotel that seems to speak english about laundry service. She shows me a price list and they want 5.50 euros to wash and dry a shirt. For jeans/pants, its even more. And not just for button-ups. They want that much to clean a goddamn black t-shirt. I told her that was rediculous and there has to be some way that her and i can work something out.

 

She stuck her head out my room door, peered left and right, then put her index finger up to her lips and whispered "SSSSHHHH! I wash for you, you no tell, ok?". So I gave her a hug and thanked her, kicked her some money. Tossed some socks, underwear, a couple t-shirts and a pair jeans in a bag and gave it to her.

 

I have yet to see her or my clothes. Ive been wearing the same goddamn underwear for a stupid amount of time and all i want are my favorite pair of levis and my beloved green jelly shirt returned to me.

 

Should I giver he an extra day or go to front desk and ask where the fuck my clothes are?

 

 

THIS fuckin close to snitchin. THIS fuckin close.

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Hugs won't pay her bills and feed her illegitimate children.

She pawned your clothes to a dude on a fixie for cash money.

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how long has it been?

 

i think this is day 6 with these boxer briefs. ive been showering 3 times a day and sleeping naked to try and cut down on the stink factor.

 

 

 

soup, heres the thing, brother, she wasnt MY housekeeper. my housekeeper had to go up a floor and get another for me that could understand what i was saying. they all look alike so i dont really have a way to describe her.

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ps fuck africans

 

africans didnt save their money for months for a vacation, then end up not getting laid by bella potatas because their crotch smells like a haitan quake victims corpse.

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just go buy some new boxers or wash the ones you have when you take a shower...

youre making it harder on yourself

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this is fucking disgusting.

 

wash yourself pig. dirty underwear is punishable by death you shit smelling sow.

 

when i travel i throw socks and underwear away after one use. i aint bringing that shit back with me. and my feet dont stink cause my kicks always new.

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Snitches get their levis stiches unravelled.... STOP SNITCHIN

 

STOP STITCHN STOP LYIN.

 

 

 

 

 

 

one pair of levis?

 

 

you must hate money

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Ive been wearing the same goddamn underwear for a stupid amount of time

 

Lulz.

 

This reminds me of county jail.

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guess who i just ran into when i went downstairs for breakfast? hahahh. im so glad i didnt snitch her out. she was the lady who gave me a table, im thinkin "fuck, this broad looks hella familiar". Then she touches me shirt, winks, and says "i have today, sir, today!"

 

fresh undies, here i come

 

 

reason #462 why snitching isnt the way to go

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