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yea i think im gonna go see a midnite showing of this this weekend

 

my friend who wants to see it also has this shit phobia

where whenever he sees poo or smells poo he starts to gag and nearly vomit

 

so im hoping he freaks out and vomits in the theatre

 

im gonna try to time it, and fart in his face right during a poo-eating scene

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Hahhahaah at your friend's expense. This shit looks stupid wack. But something a group of idiots will inaccurately deem "cult" because how little money it will generate. Because yaknow movies are just too high brow for the general pop. Especially ones that don't make money and are edgy like this.

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hahaha

"you are tourist? i will sew your mouth to ass and make centipede!!"

 

im sure if he just put an ad on craigslist he could get some weirdo recruits instead of kidnapping them..

 

'WANTED: HUMAN LAB-RAT'

 

Doctor seeking healthy m/f willing to have mouth sewn to others anus to create revolutionary centipede. Must be willing to stay at lab for weeks, cannot have poo phobia. Payment will be in form of 35 cent funyun bags. 1 bag of funyuns per day stayed.

 

 

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yea i think im gonna go see a midnite showing of this this weekend

 

my friend who wants to see it also has this shit phobia

where whenever he sees poo or smells poo he starts to gag and nearly vomit

 

so im hoping he freaks out and vomits in the theatre

 

im gonna try to time it, and fart in his face right during a poo-eating scene

 

THIS, i was in the car with my girl reading this and lol'd, "you member that one time we were watching Ring Two, and i farted in your face" :huh:

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