gasfacevictm Posted May 2, 2010 Share Posted May 2, 2010 just suck it up and go to jail like the rest of us. YOUR THREAD SUCKS , YOU WEAK DRINKER. this dude had 2 mikes hard lemonades. ☝ Those. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted May 2, 2010 Share Posted May 2, 2010 it all depends on the time frame. Chances are, the pennies didn't do shit and you just squeaked by on some fast metabolism from adrenaline. When i copped my dui, i blew a 0.21. /notalightdrinkeroner. and fuck those blow-and-go devices, too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted May 2, 2010 Share Posted May 2, 2010 4-5 beers got you buzzed? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PITOFZOMBIES Posted May 2, 2010 Share Posted May 2, 2010 If people are going to post these fucking drunk driving accident pictures than I might as well post this video cause its 20x more brutal. http://www.nothingtoxic.com/media/1242867691/Shocking_Video_of_Teens_Burning_Alive_After_Car_Accident Brutal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted May 2, 2010 Share Posted May 2, 2010 6'4" and 215 + 4-5 beers = probably not over legal limit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fondles Posted May 2, 2010 Share Posted May 2, 2010 that is one cute kitten. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i'moffthywallz Posted May 2, 2010 Share Posted May 2, 2010 before or after? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manute Bol Posted May 2, 2010 Share Posted May 2, 2010 I'm pretty sure a breathalyzer in my hands would end up turning into a competition of who can blow the highest BA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted May 2, 2010 Share Posted May 2, 2010 http://www.tuckermax.com/archives/entries/date/the_famous_sushi_pants_story.phtml#277 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manute Bol Posted May 2, 2010 Share Posted May 2, 2010 YES ha I remember reading all that dudes shit online, still haven't seen the movie though, which I heard wasn't as good as the book. This made me LOL though 10:04: The novelty of the portable breathalyzer has passed. The table has moved on. I am no longer the center of attention. I am not happy with my table. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted May 2, 2010 Share Posted May 2, 2010 Weren't we supposed to go see that movie? I feel like we were, but we both got drunk and forgot about it every time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityonSMASH Posted May 2, 2010 Share Posted May 2, 2010 I'm pretty sure a breathalyzer in my hands would end up turning into a competition of who can blow the highest BA hells ya. a homie out in montreal had one, and thats all it was used for. shits rad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted May 2, 2010 Share Posted May 2, 2010 The movie was beyond horrible. It was like watching a job safety training video. Very low quality production and acting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tutleone Posted May 2, 2010 Share Posted May 2, 2010 im fwom where nikki bawns got wich as fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
christo-f Posted May 3, 2010 Share Posted May 3, 2010 Brutal. Yeah man, that dude just sitting there in the back seat burning away. Can only hope that he was already dead and not just unconscious. That driver is one lucky mofo, though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PITOFZOMBIES Posted May 3, 2010 Share Posted May 3, 2010 yeah, but if i got drunk, wrecked my whip and killed my homie, my girl, and my homie's girl (assumptions being made) i'd probably blow my brains out with the quickness... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted May 3, 2010 Share Posted May 3, 2010 this dude had 2 mikes hard lemonades. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twonpoo Posted May 3, 2010 Share Posted May 3, 2010 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityonSMASH Posted May 3, 2010 Share Posted May 3, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manute Bol Posted May 3, 2010 Share Posted May 3, 2010 yeah, but if i got drunk, wrecked my whip and killed my homie, my girl, and my homie's girl (assumptions being made) i'd probably blow my brains out with the quickness... I read somewhere that the dude who crawled out died in the hospital. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted May 3, 2010 Share Posted May 3, 2010 I stopped watching when dude crawled out of the windscreen pulling himself out by the wipers. Shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotsauceinthedickholewastaken Posted May 3, 2010 Share Posted May 3, 2010 If people are going to post these fucking drunk driving accident pictures than I might as well post this video cause its 20x more brutal. http://www.nothingtoxic.com/media/1242867691/Shocking_Video_of_Teens_Burning_Alive_After_Car_Accident So instead of helping they film it?? commie fuckheads. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i'moffthywallz Posted May 3, 2010 Share Posted May 3, 2010 to pass a Breathalyzer just worked for 2 for me whewwwwww lesson learned, scared strait sounds like a cop need that need more dui's for quota...........watch out 12oz, boats n hoes is po-po! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TreSixO Posted May 3, 2010 Share Posted May 3, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted May 3, 2010 Share Posted May 3, 2010 If people are going to post these fucking drunk driving accident pictures than I might as well post this video cause its 20x more brutal. http://www.nothingtoxic.com/media/1242867691/Shocking_Video_of_Teens_Burning_Alive_After_Car_Accident Holy Fuck...that is horrible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted May 3, 2010 Share Posted May 3, 2010 i wasnt sloppy drunk but was definitely buzzed. had about 4-5 drafts during the maywether fight. 4-5 beers is more than 0.08% BAC right? started drinking a few rds into the last pre-fight and finished my last beer i think rd 11 of the main event. im 6'4 215 but im sure that 4-5 would still put me over 0.08.(is it 0.008%?) threw about 3 pennies in my mouth when i saw the checkpoint and spit em out just before getting to the front of the line they did the follow my finger with yer eyes, i failed, got pulled over to the side, and taken outta the car passed some of the field tests, failed others... passed the first breathalyzer and he gave me another because he musta knew i was faded. i thought for sure i was going to jail. passed it again and got let go im gonna have to call bullshit on mythbusters on some conspiracy shit. if they proved it worked people would be doing it all the time. think the police would be ok with that? there is no way i shoulda passed that breathalyzer. NONE. Boats im a similar weight and chances are the pennies didn't help... I have passed a breahlyzer after 5 or 6 beers.... consider that 1 beer leaves your system in 1 hour. So if you kick it for 3 or 4 hours....the first couple beers are out of your system. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c-walk Posted May 3, 2010 Share Posted May 3, 2010 sounds like a cop need that need more dui's for quota...........watch out 12oz, boats n hoes is po-po! Are you sure Holmes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted May 3, 2010 Share Posted May 3, 2010 anyone ever heard of thepennyshow? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beaureguard Posted May 3, 2010 Share Posted May 3, 2010 had that posted up at my high school...^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sneekatoke Posted May 3, 2010 Share Posted May 3, 2010 this thread is an inspiration. i will now commence the drinking and the driving. thank yous guys. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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