KILZ FILLZ Posted May 2, 2010 Share Posted May 2, 2010 to pass a Breathalyzer just worked for 2 for me whewwwwww lesson learned, scared strait /in before 'youre a dumbass for driving drunk'...i know 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KM4RT Posted May 2, 2010 Share Posted May 2, 2010 FUCK COPS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted May 2, 2010 Share Posted May 2, 2010 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5uerTMcQrg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheShaneCo. Posted May 2, 2010 Share Posted May 2, 2010 whatd you get pulled for? swervinism? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
groyn shmoyn Posted May 2, 2010 Share Posted May 2, 2010 just suck it up and go to jail like the rest of us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KINGSHITOFFUCKMOUNTAIN Posted May 2, 2010 Share Posted May 2, 2010 you lie, and also fuck cops Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HATER. Posted May 2, 2010 Share Posted May 2, 2010 YOUR THREAD SUCKS , YOU WEAK DRINKER. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted May 2, 2010 Share Posted May 2, 2010 What the heck is the penny trick? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted May 2, 2010 Share Posted May 2, 2010 You stuff a penny inside your pee hole and slap female cops with it. No one knows why it works but it keeps you out of jail every time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityonSMASH Posted May 2, 2010 Share Posted May 2, 2010 how many drinks had you drank, and how many pennies were sucked on. guestimating there were 14 drinks consumed on your behalf and the chewing of 2 u.s. pennies solved ye age old breathalizer debaucle im going to assume 6 canadian pennies would be the rebuttle to 8 molson's light. poimy taken. ill never throw another penny at a street corner prostitute again. they are now invaluable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qawee Posted May 2, 2010 Share Posted May 2, 2010 this dude had 2 mikes hard lemonades. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityonSMASH Posted May 2, 2010 Share Posted May 2, 2010 and 3 bong tokes of spice. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KM4RT Posted May 2, 2010 Share Posted May 2, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityonSMASH Posted May 2, 2010 Share Posted May 2, 2010 that cat is not legal to drive. i need three pennies and a microwave stat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulcan Posted May 2, 2010 Share Posted May 2, 2010 MYTHBUSTED!!!! you are lying Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheShaneCo. Posted May 2, 2010 Share Posted May 2, 2010 ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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autoteller Posted May 2, 2010 Share Posted May 2, 2010 YOU STOLE MY CAT, I WANT IT BACK. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted May 2, 2010 Share Posted May 2, 2010 The penny trick is bs. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7RIbanu0I4k Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted May 2, 2010 Share Posted May 2, 2010 Yeah Im calling bullshit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manute Bol Posted May 2, 2010 Share Posted May 2, 2010 If people are going to post these fucking drunk driving accident pictures than I might as well post this video cause its 20x more brutal. http://www.nothingtoxic.com/media/1242867691/Shocking_Video_of_Teens_Burning_Alive_After_Car_Accident Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FruityLexia. Posted May 2, 2010 Share Posted May 2, 2010 I saw a woman on a motor bike get hit by a drunk driver today. I dont know if he was drunk when he hit her but after the beers i bought him for making me laugh he was. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knee Grow Please Posted May 2, 2010 Share Posted May 2, 2010 SMASH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted May 2, 2010 Author Share Posted May 2, 2010 i wasnt sloppy drunk but was definitely buzzed. had about 4-5 drafts during the maywether fight. 4-5 beers is more than 0.08% BAC right? started drinking a few rds into the last pre-fight and finished my last beer i think rd 11 of the main event. im 6'4 215 but im sure that 4-5 would still put me over 0.08.(is it 0.008%?) threw about 3 pennies in my mouth when i saw the checkpoint and spit em out just before getting to the front of the line they did the follow my finger with yer eyes, i failed, got pulled over to the side, and taken outta the car passed some of the field tests, failed others... passed the first breathalyzer and he gave me another because he musta knew i was faded. i thought for sure i was going to jail. passed it again and got let go im gonna have to call bullshit on mythbusters on some conspiracy shit. if they proved it worked people would be doing it all the time. think the police would be ok with that? there is no way i shoulda passed that breathalyzer. NONE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Rossi Posted May 2, 2010 Share Posted May 2, 2010 i wasnt sloppy drunk but was definitely buzzed. had about 4-5 drafts during the maywether fight. 4-5 beers is more than 0.08% BAC right? threw about 3 pennies in my mouth when i saw the checkpoint and spit em out just before getting to the front of the line they did the follow my finger with yer eyes, i failed, got pulled over to the side, and taken outta the car passed some of the field tests, failed others... passed the first breathalyzer and he gave me another because he knew i was faded. i thought for sure i was going to jail. passed it again and got let go im gonna have to call bullshit on mythbusters on some conspiracy shit. if they proved it worked people would be doing it all the time. think the police would be ok with that? there is no way i shoulda passed that breathalyzer. NONE. Either you were drinking low alcohol beer or the alcohol was diluted by all the spunk you constantly gargle and/or you gave the copper a nosh. Probably. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BIG DICK DAO Posted May 2, 2010 Share Posted May 2, 2010 I hope you rinsed with mouthwash for like a half an hour when you got home. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pornbooth Posted May 2, 2010 Share Posted May 2, 2010 i had to put pennies in my mouth 2 different times never got a breathalyzer either time, i was definitely drunk both times so i guess it covered the alcohol on my breath. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BIG DICK DAO Posted May 2, 2010 Share Posted May 2, 2010 Note to self: keep a handfull of pennies within hands reach in my car. The cleanest brand newest ones that I can find. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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