`Melinoe Posted May 1, 2010 Share Posted May 1, 2010 http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2954500/Chef-dies-after-feeling-eel.html?OTC-RSS&ATTR=News Shocked doctors in Sichuan, China, found the sea creature in the 59-year-old man's rectum after his death, it has been reported. The 50cm long Asian swamp eel was allegedly inserted into the unnamed man's bottom, after he passed out drunk, by pals playing a prank on him. Medics said the eel had devoured his bowels. Don't get drunk in china. ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HATER. Posted May 1, 2010 Share Posted May 1, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted May 1, 2010 Share Posted May 1, 2010 dude was probably a genki freak, his friends are just trying to save face Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
`Melinoe Posted May 1, 2010 Author Share Posted May 1, 2010 ... :3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lewis and Clark Posted May 1, 2010 Share Posted May 1, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted May 1, 2010 Share Posted May 1, 2010 A foot and a half long. That's disgusting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SONolAR187 Posted May 1, 2010 Share Posted May 1, 2010 ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HydrogenPeroxide Posted May 1, 2010 Share Posted May 1, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crocodile Tears Posted May 1, 2010 Share Posted May 1, 2010 this thread just does not to me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted May 1, 2010 Share Posted May 1, 2010 EEL(W) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted May 1, 2010 Share Posted May 1, 2010 also, he was 60. who keeps friends like that around when you're that old...? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted May 1, 2010 Share Posted May 1, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityonSMASH Posted May 1, 2010 Share Posted May 1, 2010 great thread Melinoe, you really have a knack for sniffing out good sources. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
volcom8811 Posted May 1, 2010 Share Posted May 1, 2010 eels are fucking cool. this story is fucking not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted May 1, 2010 Share Posted May 1, 2010 God in heaven. IT ATE HIS BOWELS? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityonSMASH Posted May 1, 2010 Share Posted May 1, 2010 straight up tho, who gets drunk with they homies, waits for one to pass out, pulls down there pants, there underwear and places a foot and a half long eel into they friends asshole. and leaves, fucking disgusting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jazztechno Posted May 1, 2010 Share Posted May 1, 2010 You stick an eel in a black dudes ass thats an automatic death sentence on the street Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gnarly Sheen Posted May 1, 2010 Share Posted May 1, 2010 this thread just does not to me I see what you did there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
`Melinoe Posted May 1, 2010 Author Share Posted May 1, 2010 I actually forgot the sun was like the national enquirer. ffffuuuuu 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pornbooth Posted May 1, 2010 Share Posted May 1, 2010 Cobra's Eels have some of the most rigorous training for underwater specialists. They are trained to operate in almost every aquatic environment, from shallow basins to lakes to shark-infested waters and even the frigid depths of the polar regions. In addition to the physical aspect of their training, they are expected to learn marine structural engineering and marine geology. Add ordnance training and underwater combat and you have some of the most effective underwater demolitions experts. When they're not on assignment, Eels serve on marine outposts and also augment personnel on Cobra naval vessels. I shall be waiting to reward your genius, or to have you beheaded for terminal stupidity! I have spoken. -Cobra Commander Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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