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Shocked doctors in Sichuan, China, found the sea creature in the 59-year-old man's rectum after his death, it has been reported.


The 50cm long Asian swamp eel was allegedly inserted into the unnamed man's bottom, after he passed out drunk, by pals playing a prank on him.


Medics said the eel had devoured his bowels.




Don't get drunk in china. ;)

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also, he was 60.


who keeps friends like that around when you're that old...?

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straight up tho, who gets drunk with they homies, waits for one to pass out, pulls down there pants, there underwear and places a foot and a half long eel into they friends asshole.


and leaves, fucking disgusting.

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