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Shocked doctors in Sichuan, China, found the sea creature in the 59-year-old man's rectum after his death, it has been reported.


The 50cm long Asian swamp eel was allegedly inserted into the unnamed man's bottom, after he passed out drunk, by pals playing a prank on him.


Medics said the eel had devoured his bowels.




Don't get drunk in china. ;)

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also, he was 60.


who keeps friends like that around when you're that old...?

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straight up tho, who gets drunk with they homies, waits for one to pass out, pulls down there pants, there underwear and places a foot and a half long eel into they friends asshole.


and leaves, fucking disgusting.

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Cobra's Eels have some of the most rigorous training for underwater specialists. They are trained to operate in almost every aquatic environment, from shallow basins to lakes to shark-infested waters and even the frigid depths of the polar regions. In addition to the physical aspect of their training, they are expected to learn marine structural engineering and marine geology. Add ordnance training and underwater combat and you have some of the most effective underwater demolitions experts. When they're not on assignment, Eels serve on marine outposts and also augment personnel on Cobra naval vessels.



I shall be waiting to reward your genius, or to have you beheaded for terminal stupidity! I have spoken. -Cobra Commander

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