Spitfire15 Posted April 25, 2010 Share Posted April 25, 2010 So finals are next week. After which, Ill be setting out into the Everglades (I.E: Swamp), for a multi-day excursion. One of my friends believes that we should only bring 1 knife each and Bear Grylls the shit out of it. But hes forgetting that none of us Bear Grylls and that it would in total starvation/ dehydration/ death. So as of now, the tings to bring are: *- SUPPLIES -* 1. Tent. 2. Cooler. (Filled with who knows what. Space taken up by water bottles, is space taken up for Beer.) 3. Knifes. (Many of them.) 4. Fishing pole. 5. And probably a first aid kit. *- POSSIBLE THREATS -* 1. Alligators. 2. Massive spiders. (That melt flesh or cause other awful things) 3. Massive snakes. (With and without Poison.) 4. Native Americans. Need suggestions. And also, discuss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted April 25, 2010 Share Posted April 25, 2010 Your friend is a stupid faggot and will likely die alone on an abandoned bus having been mauled to death by a bear. Bring water and/or a way to purify water. If you don't you'll die. What are you gonna sleep on? each other? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HATER. Posted April 25, 2010 Share Posted April 25, 2010 post photos of you vs. gator with knife. Also in the summer i will be camping in Maine for a week , but real camping , like killing things and fucking them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted April 25, 2010 Author Share Posted April 25, 2010 Well if we have a run with a gator, the most obvious, and logical response would be to kill it and eat it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HATER. Posted April 25, 2010 Share Posted April 25, 2010 Your friend is a stupid faggot and will likely die alone on an abandoned bus. oh yeah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted April 25, 2010 Share Posted April 25, 2010 nature faggot 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acer910 Posted April 25, 2010 Share Posted April 25, 2010 ha 2 days. tops. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
watson Posted April 25, 2010 Share Posted April 25, 2010 survivorman and manvswild watch marathons of this until you know what's good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crocodile Tears Posted April 25, 2010 Share Posted April 25, 2010 bring a flare gun, bring two. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted April 25, 2010 Share Posted April 25, 2010 bring lots of this.... being chaffed is a major downer ...especially on an outdoor trip... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
armand hammer Posted April 25, 2010 Share Posted April 25, 2010 Well if we have a run with a gator, the most obvious, and logical response would be to kill it and eat it. steve irwin it and stick your thumb in its ass like a real man. just stay clear of sting rays theyll kill ya dontcha know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Cynical Posted April 25, 2010 Share Posted April 25, 2010 getting wasted last night, my friends and i came to this conclusion. to survive in the wild you need a knife, rope, flint, and an ipod/iphone with every single man vs wild episode loaded on. hope that helps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DISTRACT Posted April 25, 2010 Share Posted April 25, 2010 Bear mace, compass & map Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted April 25, 2010 Share Posted April 25, 2010 You're forgetting your camera crew Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityonSMASH Posted April 25, 2010 Share Posted April 25, 2010 Didn't you alreadt make this stupid pipe dream thread a few years ago. And if I was you, which thankfully I am not. I would bring a pot belly pig on a leash. Kill him when he's least expecting it and remove eyelids ears and snout. When you gut the pig remove bladder. It will smell and be quite messy but it will enable you to use undigested food as glue to adhese the ears/snout/eeyelids to your body in there respective areas. You may want to also use its tail as a jerky stick to chew on thruought the day. Take hooves. Shave the toe nails into spearheads. Do not remove shin bones. "French" the skin away so as you may use said shin and hoove as an axe. Pull out the intestines slowly so as not to tear them. Make drive sticks into the perimeter of your camp, string intestines around the steaks to create a fence. Once the heart is removed place it into your armpit and hold it there for warmth, tho. I'm assuming in your forests heat will not be a problem. Another handy tip for using pig teeth would be to pull the entire jaw out of the pigs face. Build yourself a potatoe gun by hollowing out a thick rotted out tree limb/branch sepending on the size of stray wood you find. If you do have a potatoe with you, great. If not recreate the shape of one by allowing some of the pigs fat to sit in the sun for a few hours abd vecome plyable. Once youv created a palm sized fatball. Take the pig jaw and literally open it up so as you can wrap it over and encompass the ball of fat. Creating a one of the best pieces of homeback ammunition one could have. Literally you have just created a toothed flying mad ball capable of leaving nasty scrapes onto the face of unsuspecting indians. Possibly even lodging some of the sauw teeth into there forheads and/or eyes. It may just save your life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fiddly.bits Posted April 25, 2010 Share Posted April 25, 2010 WTFF DOES THAT MEAN? ^ DIAGRAMS PLZ. Mspaint to the rescue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted April 25, 2010 Share Posted April 25, 2010 Didn't you alreadt make this stupid pipe dream thread a few years ago. And if I was you, which thankfully I am not. I would bring a pot belly pig on a leash. Kill him when he's least expecting it and remove eyelids ears and snout. When you gut the pig remove bladder. It will smell and be quite messy but it will enable you to use undigested food as glue to adhese the ears/snout/eeyelids to your body in there respective areas. You may want to also use its tail as a jerky stick to chew on thruought the day. Take hooves. Shave the toe nails into spearheads. Do not remove shin bones. "French" the skin away so as you may use said shin and hoove as an axe. Pull out the intestines slowly so as not to tear them. Make drive sticks into the perimeter of your camp, string intestines around the steaks to create a fence. Once the heart is removed place it into your armpit and hold it there for warmth, tho. I'm assuming in your forests heat will not be a problem. Another handy tip for using pig teeth would be to pull the entire jaw out of the pigs face. Build yourself a potatoe gun by hollowing out a thick rotted out tree limb/branch sepending on the size of stray wood you find. If you do have a potatoe with you, great. If not recreate the shape of one by allowing some of the pigs fat to sit in the sun for a few hours abd vecome plyable. Once youv created a palm sized fatball. Take the pig jaw and literally open it up so as you can wrap it over and encompass the ball of fat. Creating a one of the best pieces of homeback ammunition one could have. Literally you have just created a toothed flying mad ball capable of leaving nasty scrapes onto the face of unsuspecting indians. Possibly even lodging some of the sauw teeth into there forheads and/or eyes. It may just save your life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted April 25, 2010 Share Posted April 25, 2010 Oh, and COS... you asked about Boxxy in that other thread.. which was closed. This video should answer everything: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16JutKkzXLU 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fun Police Posted April 25, 2010 Share Posted April 25, 2010 You know what lives in the woods? Bears live in the woods. Have fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityonSMASH Posted April 25, 2010 Share Posted April 25, 2010 Nice, if yer videos legit of course. I was choked, I typed out a typical cosesque statement/question(s) on my phone and when I went to hit post it came back closed. Ill peep when I get home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KM4RT Posted April 25, 2010 Share Posted April 25, 2010 Watch out for those lil spikey fish that swim up in your urethra and cause a mess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityonSMASH Posted April 25, 2010 Share Posted April 25, 2010 Oh, and COS... you asked about Boxxy in that other thread.. which was closed. This video should answer everything: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16JutKkzXLU pretty much the perfect fucking link. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityonSMASH Posted April 25, 2010 Share Posted April 25, 2010 i dont like the layout of other forums. makes me not want to look at them at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.feeny Posted April 25, 2010 Share Posted April 25, 2010 your forgettn smores Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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CityonSMASH Posted April 25, 2010 Share Posted April 25, 2010 *barf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
christo-f Posted April 25, 2010 Share Posted April 25, 2010 Depends on how many days you are going for, will you have wheels or are you taking everything on your person, is there much walking involved. etc? - Insect repellant - Mosquito net - cell phone (reception can be found sometimes) - second pair of socks and underwear - powder (for your feetz) - vasoline (for the chafingz) - water/filter/puri tabs/iodine (use a leg of pants filled with sand and charcoal to filter before using the iodine/puri tabs if you don't have enough water) - spirits are better to take than beer if you're packing in; less room less weight. The more booze you take the more water you will need for the after effects - a number of cigarette lighters in a waterproof bag. Take fire paste if the wood may be damp in that area where you are going. - at least one torch each, mini maglights are the king of torches - a mirror if you're going a good distance from any urban area - High carb food is lighter to carry and better for camping, however usually needs water for cooking - a hammock will get you off the ground if you're worried about gators/rats and you can get good ones with mosquito nets already incorporated in to the design. - Salt to get rid of the leeches. - betadine to put on nicks and cuts that will surely turn septic after a few days in a dirty, humid area YOu an your other mates take this shit with you and encourage your other douche mate to just take a knife and see who enjoys the trip in comfort. IF you're going in to the swamp (god knows why you'd do that) the bugs will drive him mad before the gators, hunger and dehydration. Take a camera and record his fits of rage whilst trying to sleep amidst the buzzing and biting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityonSMASH Posted April 25, 2010 Share Posted April 25, 2010 some decent ones in there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
christo-f Posted April 25, 2010 Share Posted April 25, 2010 Oh god, I just saw that gif that blu posted. That shit that squirts out... horrible, just horrible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smacky636 Posted April 25, 2010 Share Posted April 25, 2010 Ductape, you never know when u'll need it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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