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Apologies if I'm late on this. The title of this thread came from one of the comments on the article.

 

Douglas Spink, Ex-Cocaine Smuggler, Charged With Running Bestiality Farm for Tourists

 

 

​Douglas Spink is not your typical criminal. While other, less ambitious lawbreakers tend to stick with one felonious field of study, Spink, a former drug smuggler now accused of running a bestiality farm for tourists, prefers to double-major.

 

Spink made his fortune in his early 20's selling fitness catalogues to gyms. As a 2005 story in The Vancouver Province described him, Spink is "a fear-loving adrenaline junkie fond of snowboarding, rock climbing and BASE jumping" who also ran a dog-breeding business in Oregon.

 

Don't want to read about mice covered in lube? Then stop reading now.

 

Spink first got into trouble five years ago when police found $42 million in cocaine in his Chevy Tahoe. In a drug-trafficking case that would eventually besmirch two of Seattle's most well-regarded lawyers, Spink only served three years, a light sentence he managed to swing because he cooperated with authorities.

 

 

 

His latest run-in came this week, when Whatcom County sheriffs raided his compound near the Canadian border and discovered video of a British tourist having sex with multiple dogs.

 

Investigators were there on a tip that Spink was running a bestiality website. And it's safe to say that what they found gives credence to the charges.

 

Whatcom County Sheriff Bill Elfo says dogs, horses and mice were seized from Spink's property. The mice had their tails cut off, were smothered in Vaseline and had to be euthanized.

Some dogs also had to be euthanized "due to their poor physical condition and apparent abuse," Elfo said.

 

Spink was booked on investigation of three counts of first-degree animal cruelty. He's currently being held on $150,000 bail.

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"police found $42 million in cocaine in his Chevy Tahoe"

huuuuuum, 2 years even with being a snitch is some magical shit....

i think thats the most interesting part in the whole article. how do you FUCK UP having 42mil worth of coke? like when you are holding that much weight how do you fuck that up??? you would think at that point, you know the game well enough to know how and when to carry that much or who and when you are being watched... why not break that up into 3-5 vehicles, etc etc

fucking bestiality people...

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42 mil of coke = 3 years

mice smothered in vaseline = 1 year unsupervised probation and repayment of euthanized gere toys

 

sidenote: why cut off the tails? like soup said how the fuck you get them out after? they just die inside of you?

 

/nh

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42 mil of coke = 3 years

mice smothered in vaseline = 1 year unsupervised probation and repayment of euthanized gere toys

 

sidenote: why cut off the tails? like soup said how the fuck you get them out after? they just die inside of you?

 

/nh

 

Maybe it's more of a game that way? /nh

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