Realism Posted April 19, 2010 Share Posted April 19, 2010 Assuming it's even real. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityonSMASH Posted April 19, 2010 Share Posted April 19, 2010 Whos a heroin addict stranded in Peru asking people on the internet for advice after escaping some North Vietnamese torture prison/ rehab? I win. dude hes like indiana fucking jones give the guy a break. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted April 19, 2010 Share Posted April 19, 2010 I'm sure this is one of those threads I should read but, I'm gunna piss myself off by waiting till it jumps off with some ridiculous outing of this dude's sexual deviancy or cards pulled. Then I'm gunna read backwards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acer910 Posted April 19, 2010 Share Posted April 19, 2010 Whos a heroin addict stranded in Peru asking people on the internet for advice after escaping some North Vietnamese torture prison/ rehab? I win. and what interesting stories do you have to tell about your life? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted April 19, 2010 Share Posted April 19, 2010 If. It's. Even. Real. Of course, this will probably be the one time someone's crazy story is, but still... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted April 19, 2010 Share Posted April 19, 2010 and what interesting stories do you have to tell about your life? Ones that dont involve me be fucking waste of human life and a dredge on everyone around me by being a dead beat faggot whos addicted to heroin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acer910 Posted April 19, 2010 Share Posted April 19, 2010 sound pretty boring to me. but i mean, if you have something that tops running from a insane "medical treatment" facility in a city that has gangs of schoolchildren throwing rocks at everything on the day to day basis, speak up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted April 19, 2010 Share Posted April 19, 2010 Occam's razor. Acer, you're assuming these ramblings are true and not some heroin addicts bullshit. We know Spitfire is an asshole. So when he says shit funny or not it holds some water. Dirty Floridian faggot swamp water. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acer910 Posted April 19, 2010 Share Posted April 19, 2010 no, im fairly certain this is all copy pasta. its still more interesting then "faggot" "go die" and "useless waste of air" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted April 19, 2010 Share Posted April 19, 2010 Then why the fuck are you even supporting it? It's not like it's a good read like that New Jersey Heroin dealer story or the heist story thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
filtypeterpbt Posted April 19, 2010 Share Posted April 19, 2010 Yeah it's really pretty simple, but I like to think that some crazy Peruvian squad is rolling through the jungles in a jeep looking for him, trying to bring him back to this rehab with machetes and shit This right her is pretty much what i was thinking Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acer910 Posted April 19, 2010 Share Posted April 19, 2010 Then why the fuck are you even supporting it? It's not like it's a good read like that New Jersey Heroin dealer story or the heist story thread. good read? this is funny as shit watching all the responses. i cant wait to see what the guy comes up with for the pictures. and the heist thread was waaaaay too long of a read and way too obvious (made a hiding spot in a bank?? why would you hit the same bank twice?!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evilrobotcloneattack Posted April 19, 2010 Share Posted April 19, 2010 we should take up a paypal donation for this guy Why so we can support some junkies habit while he is in peru? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crocodile Tears Posted April 19, 2010 Share Posted April 19, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted April 19, 2010 Share Posted April 19, 2010 I an pay your $650 rent Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Assface713 Posted April 19, 2010 Share Posted April 19, 2010 Basically my boy has a video of them beating the shit out of someone trying to escape. I am about to go retrieve this shit. I know of a famous model who was miss peru im not sure what year, who has her father in the center. He is literally going blind for some problem he has with his eyes and they dont give a fuck. Im going to sell this video and information to a popular gossip news show here and they are going to go to the center and videotape everything for sure. After that the police willl procede to shut that shit down. I will record the program and the video of the abuse and everything else i think you all will find entertaining. Well this is going to be fucking great. They are going to shut this place down, im going to get paid, and im going to be laughing my ass all the way back to detroit.:lol: The Peruvian government will have none of that. Makes them look bad. They're gonna snatch yo' tape, plant some drugs on you, tell the media you're making shit up (who are they gonna beleive?), and send you back to rehab where you'll get extra beat..... or.... you'll be a hero. Get some cash. Fly back to the states. And have a peruvian supermodel as a wife. But take pics or it didn't happen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evilrobotcloneattack Posted April 19, 2010 Share Posted April 19, 2010 it didn't happen This sums up this thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted April 19, 2010 Share Posted April 19, 2010 Become a rapper. Rhyme about your exploits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityonSMASH Posted April 19, 2010 Share Posted April 19, 2010 no, im fairly certain this is all copy pasta. its still more interesting then "faggot" "go die" and "useless waste of air" im usually pretty good at sniffing out bullshit, this one has me confused. im going in on his posts as we speak. i wanna see how he writes and if theres patterns of words and/or the way he puts sentences together. again, no offense to homeboy if legit. im just bordeline fascinated with this story right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Assface713 Posted April 19, 2010 Share Posted April 19, 2010 A1 Yola with them thick and hearty rhymez yo. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acer910 Posted April 19, 2010 Share Posted April 19, 2010 im usually pretty good at sniffing out bullshit, this one has me confused. im going in on his posts as we speak. i wanna see how he writes and if theres patterns of words and/or the way he puts sentences together. again, no offense to homeboy if legit. im just bordeline fascinated with this story right now. dude... really? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityonSMASH Posted April 19, 2010 Share Posted April 19, 2010 i think this guys legit, in fact. id almost be willing to make a bet on it. just glanced at his posts, in my opinon. first off, i dont think its copy/pasted. he types the same way, uses the same words. secondly, he started posting for the first time since early(ish) 2008 mid march 2010. he also brought up a fact inna music thread about "bing under a rock" for a few years reguarding new music. his family also clearly has cash, which is fairly apparent due to being shipped to a rehab center that costs ching. he made mention of being friends with isaha thomas's son when he was younger, in detroit. he wasnt sdaying it to brag it was relevant to the thread about "what famous people have you met" which would also explain why his thoughts are very organized and speaks/types quite well. rich kids, weather there drug addict outcasts with next to no school, are always smarter than most other kids. especially with things to do with speach and how they organize there thoughts. he has the same kinda tone/demener throught all his posts, albeit most short. show me the absolute biggest criminal junked out drop out degenerate rich kid, and ill show you a minimum 12 yrs of parenting/growing up being surrounded by education. weather or not those parents were absolute losers, absusive. whatever, they demand performance and look down on failure. i have a homiewhos both parents are professors, one of which was RUNNING FOR MAYOR inna greater vancouver community that battles crack addiction, heavily into other shadyness. outcasted from his family. you name it. homie dropped out in GRADE 10. that guy uses words i have no idea the meanings of. he is so "book smart" its rediculous. he has the same kinda tone/demener throught all his posts, albeit most short. my judgement. LEGIT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityonSMASH Posted April 19, 2010 Share Posted April 19, 2010 dude... really? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted April 19, 2010 Share Posted April 19, 2010 i have a homiewhos both parents are professors, one of which was RUNNING FOR MAYOR inna greater vancouver community that battles crack addiction, heavily into other shadyness. outcasted from his family. you name it. homie dropped out in GRADE 10. that guy uses words i have no idea the meanings of. he is so "book smart" its rediculous. Vocabulary doesn't prove intelligence and having well educated parents doesn't mean you will not become an addict. Judging by your grammar and spelling I'd bet money that it wouldn't be hard to say a few words you don't understand. This shit isn't real. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted April 19, 2010 Share Posted April 19, 2010 Dawg, why would you lie on the internet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityonSMASH Posted April 19, 2010 Share Posted April 19, 2010 real. but dude does need to get his hands onna pic, to prove me right, with some peruvian shit in it and somethin to signify its his pic. write 12oz onna piece of paper. or my dad is cityonsamsh. one of the two. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted April 19, 2010 Share Posted April 19, 2010 MAAAAAAAD REAL 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityonSMASH Posted April 19, 2010 Share Posted April 19, 2010 thats not peru. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted April 19, 2010 Share Posted April 19, 2010 Peruvian la la buzz, look at his face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted April 19, 2010 Share Posted April 19, 2010 'RealityCheque' is A1 Yola. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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