n8galicia Posted April 18, 2010 Share Posted April 18, 2010 Become a snakehead and smuggle Chinese people into the country? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted April 18, 2010 Share Posted April 18, 2010 Become a Chinese and smuggle snakehead into the country Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted April 18, 2010 Share Posted April 18, 2010 Become a country and smuggle Chinese people into the snakehead? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted April 18, 2010 Share Posted April 18, 2010 ??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deloner Posted April 18, 2010 Share Posted April 18, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Getoe Posted April 18, 2010 Share Posted April 18, 2010 This! We give people drugs in rehab up here...it's the liberal thing to do. Too bad there's no legal meth up here, I'm super depressed n shit. /facepalm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted April 18, 2010 Share Posted April 18, 2010 :rolleyes: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted April 18, 2010 Share Posted April 18, 2010 Disregard family, sniff spraypaint out of a plastic bag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeliriumIsWack Posted April 18, 2010 Share Posted April 18, 2010 hah bro wow. kids running around throwing rocks at cars. smuggling kilos of heroin in your stomach. you living the fast life. defaintely smuggle some keys tho, 2k into 60k thats a good markup lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
famecrazy Posted April 18, 2010 Share Posted April 18, 2010 Disregard embassy, acquire drug mule status. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted April 18, 2010 Share Posted April 18, 2010 If I knew my only risk was getting bagged on the US side, I'd mule shit back, but it's not worth the risk (to me at least) of ending up in some Peruvian hellhole prison Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A1 Yola Posted April 18, 2010 Author Share Posted April 18, 2010 wow i just typed another huge as post and somehow it got fucked up. Basically my boy has a video of them beating the shit out of someone trying to escape. I am about to go retrieve this shit. I know of a famous model who was miss peru im not sure what year, who has her father in the center. He is literally going blind for some problem he has with his eyes and they dont give a fuck. Im going to sell this video and information to a popular gossip news show here and they are going to go to the center and videotape everything for sure. After that the police willl procede to shut that shit down. I will record the program and the video of the abuse and everything else i think you all will find entertaining. Well this is going to be fucking great. They are going to shut this place down, im going to get paid, and im going to be laughing my ass all the way back to detroit.:lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted April 18, 2010 Share Posted April 18, 2010 Unless they find you, tie you to as chair at this place, and you're never heard from again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted April 18, 2010 Share Posted April 18, 2010 Disregard mule, acquire drug embassy status. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acer910 Posted April 18, 2010 Share Posted April 18, 2010 but no, you can outsmart the peruvians. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
famecrazy Posted April 18, 2010 Share Posted April 18, 2010 Disregard Peruvians, acquire smarts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityonSMASH Posted April 18, 2010 Share Posted April 18, 2010 Jenkum 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reuben Kinkaid Posted April 18, 2010 Share Posted April 18, 2010 Ok so i'm still confused on what the issue is? So is the problem you are in lima without a passport? or the problem is that your family is gonna have some crazy rehab spot try to kidnap you? If its the first problem no big deal, not thread worthy, and just go hit up the embassy and get a new passport, and they will even pay for your ticket back to the U.S. Just expect to be badly in debt over that shit, If its that your family is gonna have you kidnapped, you said you got a razor, use that shit and slice some fucks throat if he tries to grab you up. If the razor isn't enough go get a better weapon, like a machete, build a zip gun, or just go find someone who will sell you a 9mm. I can believe that you are stuck in Lima with no passport and no cash. Shit happens, passports get lost, people get stuck places. I really find this shit about some rehab where "they force you to sit in a chair stairing at a wall for up to one month" And the other shit you mentioned hard to believe. Are you some little kid? I still don't see how you could end up at some fucked up rehab like this, and if you did why you didn't just murk someone and burn the place down or something. Unless you wanted to be there, in which case they didn't force you to sit in a chair or anything like that you wanted to do it. On another note if your family actually did have you locked up in some spot like that you need to do something. You are worried about your family getting locked for kidnapping? You need to go handle your business like a man, and torture and kill everyone in your family who was involved. Also if this rehab is as fucked as you make it sound why the fuck are you going to let this place continue to exist? The minute I was out I would have burned that fucking spot to the ground with everyone inside it, then caught a flight and killed any of my family who was involved in sending me there. I really think you got some unfinished business with your grandfather and your uncle. I would go get a chainsaw and roll by the crib. Stick the chainsaw in a gym bag and roll back by telling them you think you want to talk to them about going back to the rehab, then when they aren't expecting it pull out the chainsaw and hack them into pieces for sending you there in the first place. Take flicks and post them on 12oz and send them to the rest of your family with notes saying you're next. Then you need to go burn this spot down with a bunch of napalm and kill everyone who works there and is in rehab there. Take lots more pictures to post on 12oz. Haha you wouldn't do shit, Rambo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crocodile Tears Posted April 18, 2010 Share Posted April 18, 2010 wow i just typed another huge as post and somehow it got fucked up. Basically my boy has a video of them beating the shit out of someone trying to escape. I am about to go retrieve this shit. I know of a famous model who was miss peru im not sure what year, who has her father in the center. He is literally going blind for some problem he has with his eyes and they dont give a fuck. Im going to sell this video and information to a popular gossip news show here and they are going to go to the center and videotape everything for sure. After that the police willl procede to shut that shit down. I will record the program and the video of the abuse and everything else i think you all will find entertaining. Well this is going to be fucking great. They are going to shut this place down, im going to get paid, and im going to be laughing my ass all the way back to detroit.:lol: uhhhh. gee, you dont sound like a crackhead at all guy. CURED! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted April 18, 2010 Share Posted April 18, 2010 ive seen locked up abroad. it occurs to me. The rest of the world doesn't like Americans much. Being is prison period is a bad deal but being an American in a foreign prison. You probably get fucked with worse than the pedophiles. Especially if you white Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TreSixO Posted April 19, 2010 Share Posted April 19, 2010 I went through a similar program in high school, except itwas in America. It was totally illegal and I had to run away even tho I was 18 I've seen people have to sit in a corner for 6 months plus. The parental manipulation too, I've been thru it... The place I went to was shut down my the state of mass for Hunan rice violations, they tried to move campus to mexico so I believe this would exist there we should take up a paypal donation for this guy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted April 19, 2010 Share Posted April 19, 2010 We should let him die in a shitty country because hes a fucking idiot that deserves it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted April 19, 2010 Share Posted April 19, 2010 A1 Yola IS KANDYBAH?!?!?!?!?!?!?! THIS! Become a snakehead and smuggle Chinese people into the country? Become a Chinese and smuggle snakehead into the country Become a country and smuggle Chinese people into the snakehead? AWESOME! ive seen locked up abroad. it occurs to me. The rest of the world doesn't like Americans much. Being is prison period is a bad deal but being an American in a foreign prison. You probably get fucked with worse than the pedophiles. Especially if you white TV is not all factual. we should take up a paypal donation for this guy No we shouldn't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TreSixO Posted April 19, 2010 Share Posted April 19, 2010 Or don't see if I care Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anybody_wanna_peanut? Posted April 19, 2010 Share Posted April 19, 2010 your seriously spending the money that you have on booze sluts and new clothes? your a fucking retard. you shoulda saved that shit for a plane ticket and spent as little as possible untill you get a passport. walking around in peru with fuckin air force ones ones?? come on son. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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abcs Posted April 19, 2010 Share Posted April 19, 2010 ... feel bad for you son. got 99 problems but Peru aint one 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acer910 Posted April 19, 2010 Share Posted April 19, 2010 your seriously spending the money that you have on booze sluts and new clothes? your a fucking retard. you shoulda saved that shit for a plane ticket and spent as little as possible untill you get a passport. walking around in peru with fuckin air force ones ones?? come on son. this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityonSMASH Posted April 19, 2010 Share Posted April 19, 2010 We should let him die in a shitty country because hes a fucking idiot that deserves it. this guy has more life expierience in his pinky toe than you do in your entire existance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted April 19, 2010 Share Posted April 19, 2010 Whos a heroin addict stranded in Peru asking people on the internet for advice after escaping some North Vietnamese torture prison/ rehab? I win. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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