!@#$% Posted April 16, 2010 Share Posted April 16, 2010 here's your fuckin pike place 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityonSMASH Posted April 16, 2010 Share Posted April 16, 2010 Its the spot in seattle they throw the fish. Its a marketplace. Eggnogg gets tense talkin bout it as plural cause her popps was born off the back pier. He was takin there to be sold and was thrown back n forth and subsequently dropped on the floor. Once he hit the floor and was deemed filthy and not to be sold the employes put him in the microwave for like 30 seconds to warm him up and took turns fucking its blow hole and leaving it gaping and spooged. When they were finished with him they tossed him inna belltown dumpster and left for dead. Her moms could smell his fish stink as she walked past the dumpster and was turned on as it reminded her of a college expierience with the football team and having not slept or bathed for 8 days. When she popped open the lid she seems him flopping around flopping around gasping on the brink of death. She licked up the semen around his cum drenched asshole like a mother bear cleaning the honey off her cubs face. Took edogg's dad home and proceeded to insert him over and over into her uretha. There musta still been some human sperm on the fish body cause she didn't rag that month and took the pee test to check if shed been impregnated by the sperm covered and raped male salmon she found in a dumpster. 9 months later Eggnogg was born and tho she loved her father dearly, has fond memkories of him teaching her how to swim, spawn and smoke. She's still quite tender about wonder which fish monger at Pike place is actually her real daddy. Or perhaps she is a meld of all 6 of them, each piece of sperm making up 1/6th of have of her Dna. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityonSMASH Posted April 16, 2010 Share Posted April 16, 2010 She doesn't like the idea of adding an 'S at the end of pike because it insinuates she does in fact have as many as 6 biological fathers rather than one which makes he self concious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris The Butcher Posted April 16, 2010 Share Posted April 16, 2010 Its the spot in seattle they throw the fish. Its a marketplace. Eggnogg gets tense talkin bout it as plural cause her popps was born off the back pier. He was takin there to be sold and was thrown back n forth and subsequently dropped on the floor. Once he hit the floor and was deemed filthy and not to be sold the employes put him in the microwave for like 30 seconds to warm him up and took turns fucking its blow hole and leaving it gaping and spooged. When they were finished with him they tossed him inna belltown dumpster and left for dead. Her moms could smell his fish stink as she walked past the dumpster and was turned on as it reminded her of a college expierience with the football team and having not slept or bathed for 8 days. When she popped open the lid she seems him flopping around flopping around gasping on the brink of death. She licked up the semen around his cum drenched asshole like a mother bear cleaning the honey off her cubs face. Took edogg's dad home and proceeded to insert him over and over into her uretha. There musta still been some human sperm on the fish body cause she didn't rag that month and took the pee test to check if shed been impregnated by the sperm covered and raped male salmon she found in a dumpster. 9 months later Eggnogg was born and tho she loved her father dearly, has fond memkories of him teaching her how to swim, spawn and smoke. She's still quite tender about wonder which fish monger at Pike place is actually her real daddy. Or perhaps she is a meld of all 6 of them, each piece of sperm making up 1/6th of have of her Dna. The fuck did you write? --------------- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
where Posted April 16, 2010 Share Posted April 16, 2010 She doesn't like the idea of adding an 'S at the end of pike because it insinuates she does in fact have as many as 6 biological fathers rather than one which makes he self concious. Wut? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted April 16, 2010 Share Posted April 16, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IHATEU Posted April 16, 2010 Share Posted April 16, 2010 hahah decent... also, you DONT tell the people at fedex or ups your shipping food. you handle your shit proper yourself and ship it over night or one day... you will save loot. or you can get a fake fedex employe card and save hundreds every year!... 70% discount, who wants clam cakes! haha sookie i got you, just cant send them Muscles i sent you a photo of... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted April 17, 2010 Share Posted April 17, 2010 i always lose out! thanks for my mussel tease. lets exchange some shrimp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ink face Posted April 17, 2010 Share Posted April 17, 2010 ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted July 13, 2010 Share Posted July 13, 2010 I'm mailing out PFFFFFFFFT a case of lone star and dublin Dr. Pepper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karl_Hungus Posted July 13, 2010 Share Posted July 13, 2010 a friend of mine had a homegirl that worked for DHL...she told us that people would order large pizzas from new york and have them vacuum packed, frozen, and then overnight shipped to california the next day for superbowl sunday, and other events...she said people did this all the time. and since she worked for DHL she said she could hook it up with a huge employee discount...unfortunately i never made it happen. but there are some websites that charge to ship food out to different locations in the country....brb...im gonna go and google it. ^^witnessed this first hand. i worked at some rich guy's wedding a few years ago and he'd recently moved to the big island of Hawaii from New York. dude sent his private fucking jet to score pies from Grimaldi's in Brooklyn. stupid paid this guy was. that's all they had at the rehearsal dinner and it still looked good. too bad i was working or else i woulda dipped out with a couple for myself. oh, and I'll fire a few San Francisco treats in the mail if anyone is looking. sourdough bread is pretty fucking tasty and i think it would ship okay. anyone wanna trade??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted July 13, 2010 Author Share Posted July 13, 2010 Got happy when I saw this was bumped thought maybe swamp bumped it to say he mailed my food wheres my lenguica foo!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted July 13, 2010 Share Posted July 13, 2010 hahaha that nigga burned you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted July 13, 2010 Share Posted July 13, 2010 i went to PIKES PLACE...what was so cool about it? also, i want some good food or beer. i will send an awful awful or a hot dog from cal-neva. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CHEKmySTEEZ*NC* Posted July 13, 2010 Share Posted July 13, 2010 broke hungry negruhs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 boudin sourdough bread is win...someone should take karl up on his offer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 karl.. can you send me some "other" SF goodies? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 i was gonna ask one of you guys to send me five guys, but its official, theyre bringing them to my city soon....i checked their website and the closest one to me is gonna be like 10 miles away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityonSMASH Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 Its the spot in seattle they throw the fish. Its a marketplace. Eggnogg gets tense talkin bout it as plural cause her popps was born off the back pier. He was takin there to be sold and was thrown back n forth and subsequently dropped on the floor. Once he hit the floor and was deemed filthy and not to be sold the employes put him in the microwave for like 30 seconds to warm him up and took turns fucking its blow hole and leaving it gaping and spooged. When they were finished with him they tossed him inna belltown dumpster and left for dead. Her moms could smell his fish stink as she walked past the dumpster and was turned on as it reminded her of a college expierience with the football team and having not slept or bathed for 8 days. When she popped open the lid she seems him flopping around flopping around gasping on the brink of death. She licked up the semen around his cum drenched asshole like a mother bear cleaning the honey off her cubs face. Took edogg's dad home and proceeded to insert him over and over into her uretha. There musta still been some human sperm on the fish body cause she didn't rag that month and took the pee test to check if shed been impregnated by the sperm covered and raped male salmon she found in a dumpster. 9 months later Eggnogg was born and tho she loved her father dearly, has fond memkories of him teaching her how to swim, spawn and smoke. She's still quite tender about wonder which fish monger at Pike place is actually her real daddy. Or perhaps she is a meld of all 6 of them, each piece of sperm making up 1/6th of have of her Dna. She doesn't like the idea of adding an 'S at the end of pike because it insinuates she does in fact have as many as 6 biological fathers rather than one which makes he self concious.[ umm. wut? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
famecrazy Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 Who wants to do an exchange? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityonSMASH Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 thats a pretty far ride for shrimp on the barby. tho, i cant see poutine holding up all that well either... personaly everyone involved in this thread, at least while im reading it. absolutely sickens me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
famecrazy Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 i will send a live wombat. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karl_Hungus Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 karl.. can you send me some "other" SF goodies? hahaha... you were witness to the deleted thread huh? i coulda had that thread on page 50 by now... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 karl.. i was being serious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 Altoids and apple juice taste weird together. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 You've run your course... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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