ok last weekend i went clubbin with my friends and we assumed te positions we normally take everyone else grinds whilst i pop 'n' lok/liquidpop. keep in mind this is how i attract women that and being my normal goofy self. im pretty successful with gettin numbers, but here's my prob outside of a club atmosphere im not the most don juan lets put it at that. example i met this completlely BEAUTIFUL girl named alyssa, i mean cute perfect bod and was so wonderful to be around we could talk about cars farts and engine parts for hours on end..............or so i thought. well i get up the nerve to call her and we hit it off pretty good. so why when i call a few days later her friends all pick up the phone and give some bs excuse as to why she cant come to the phone :confused: what am i doing wrong here god i hate these mind games. at the mall i see tons of women id like to engage a conversation with but i usually flash back to past incidents of rejection and usually just 1.stare and drool 2.say fuck it and move on to whatever else im doin. my question to u ladies is this.......................HOW TO I TALK TO U

CUZ I CANT INITIATE CONVERSATION WORTH SHIT PLEAS HELP ME IM GOIN TO THE MALL TO BUY PAINT AD I NEED HELP!!!!!!!!!!

just dont talk to them, thats usually what i end up doing.and i get no women either. :(

at least you get around talking to girls...i havent talked with any girls for about 6 months now...ive never been with a girl either...im more or less getting used to being a loser in regards to getting women....

you buy your paint at the mall? :)

I would start off..by learning how to spell..

 

seriously though...get out of the mall and clubs..I mean...if you are into meat markets..then word..but if you are looking for some love connection..I would wander away from those areas...

call 1-900-mix-a-lot, and kick those nasty thoughts!

hear ya siloette but its not much better any where else either i wonder if girls i your area act the same. i hope its not this way all over the country

sounds to me like she wants you to get off her clit. i dunno the situation but how many times a day do you call? im sure its atleast 2. try not talking to her for a few days, if she doesnt call you then you call her from a friends house, or a different number so she doesnt know its you when she picks up. then from there be all don juanish like "baby baby please baby baby baby please baby please baby please". har har seriously when she picks up do what you want, kick more game or shit on her name either or its up to you fabio.

i cant believe this got replies. especially sad ones like that. this is the funniest thread ive been in for a while.

i just stand an around an look g where ever i am, and after awhile gurls come an talk to me. dont look like your interested. just stand an talk with yer frends. look like your not looking an girls will jock an rock the cock. ahahahahahahaha. but ussually after they say wus up im fucced.

Originally posted by rip

an girls will jock an rock the cock.

 

lol i cant believe i said that. sounds hella funny now that im readinging it ahahahahahahaha dam i need sleep.

ok, so maybe it was the liquid you were doing. Hate to break it to you man but that shit is so wack. Especially if you're trying to pick up chicks with it.

 

Outside of the club atmosphere, just be yourself. Maybe your standards are too high? Maybe you shouldn't be talking about car parts and shit with miss alyssa. Maybe she was just being nice. Girls hate to be mean, so they'll be nice and talk to you. Then they pull the great escape when they see the time is right. It sucks but it's the truth. As for picking up chicks.. I don't know what to tell you. Just don't look, maybe one will pop up when you least expect it??? :confused:

ahhahaha.....you do "the liquid".....fruit loop

Originally posted by sectorTVA

at least you get around talking to girls...i havent talked with any girls for about 6 months now...ive never been with a girl either...im more or less getting used to being a loser in regards to getting women....

 

damn your like my exact mirror

 

 

 

yo cool ra rul.....i also cant initiate conversation to girls for shit.....i have NO FUCKIN IDEA what the hell to talk about.....do i say "nice shoes" or whatever....what the fuck do they expect???? im too scared to start convos with girls because they mite think what im saying is stupid and i will have a rep as the stupid guy with the stupid convos.....yo any girls on this board....what can us loser guys say to sorta get a good convo started???

try talking.

 

the reason we are here in life is to postpone the inevitable, and continue on our natural path.

 

if i girl likes you she will not tell you right off the bat for fear of rejection..

 

if you like a girl you won't tell her right off the bat for fear of rejection..

 

friends will always salt shit for you. hers and yours.

 

call later when her friends are not around, and just talk.

 

ask her what she did, ask her what she wants to do, ask her what she expects from life.... fuck

 

all you are doing is making a friend here. but don't let her forget you have a dick, that is just worse self inflicted torture.

 

if you are feeling "it" for your friend, and she is just trying to be your friend, then back off and just be her friend. but don't avoid the situation totally. remind her you have feelings, but think about starting to look elsewhere. if she is truly your friend then life will go on as friends, or maybe she will see you in a different light, or even tell you she felt the same, but was scared to say anything because she thought you didn't think of her like that.

 

and here is a freebie....

 

while you are friends, and things get awfully quiet, maybe during the rerun of the drew carey show, or whatever excuse you two have to hang out together, and you are both not saying anything but stupid things to each other, and conversation is going nowhere... and she will say something like "what?" or "what are you thinking?" ...... tell her.

oh shit, can't forget this....

 

if something happens, and then you have time to be by yourself after, and you start to get embarrassed about something you did, or something you didn't do, and you don't call her for a few days.... well, you are doing it to yourself.

 

call her back.

 

unless some madness happens and she goes "exorcist" fatal attraction on you.

 

if she doesn't call you back....

 

call the next day....

 

and don't call and say "you haven't called me back, whine whine,"

 

if she doesn't call back, then wait a while, maybe call her when the next club night is, so you can do "the liquid" some more.. she is probably just as embarrassed... LOL, but you called twice.

hang around method

hang out with her until you guys recognise the attraction

 

pimpin method

pull the player shit and mak on tha drunk bitch

 

wedge method

steal someones girl by any means necesary(doesnt last long)

:D

i hope he's figured out that 'drama-mind-games-bitches aren't worth the time' by now..

<span style='color:black'>Im not a girl but here... do this. When you run outta things to say even for a second say "Aww shit. It ___(such and such time)___!!! I gotta go do ___(Insert fictiscious thing to do here)___!!" Appologize and then tell her you will talk to her later and appologize again. I didnt really read any of this but it works out pretty good most of the time. Just dont over use it.

 

Hollllerrrrrrrrrr</span>

Originally posted by suburbian bum

just dont talk to them, thats usually what i end up doing.and i get no women either. :(

 

hell yeah dude

I dont really stop and talk to girls i dont know in shops etc.. im too shy to do that. Most the time i need alcohol to help the situation along

just ignore girls and they will come to u

Originally posted by 0scarmire

just ignore girls and they will come to u

 

yes

Originally posted by 0scarmire

just ignore girls and they will come to u

 

it should be noted that this will not work

if either...

 

1. it looks like a goat mauled your face

2. you smell

3. you look too happy sitting by yourself