JUST THE TIP Posted April 12, 2010 Share Posted April 12, 2010 woke up at 6am with a wicked pain in my lower right gut. tried to smoke the pain way, but shit got worse and worse and worse. got the chills and started puking all over the damn place. drove to ER. shit was so ruthless that they shot me up with morphine, which was rad. a CAT scan on my gut determined that i got a goddamn kidney stone that was in the process of moving from my kidney to my bladder. they gave me a scrip for 30 norcos and some flomax; the nurse wished me luck with a really fucking sad look on his face, which made me extra worried. now im posted up, waiting to piss this thing out and im hella scurred. hella scurred. nurse gave me a cup with a screen on the bottom so i can catch the stone... anybody else had to piss these things out? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted April 12, 2010 Share Posted April 12, 2010 I havent but my homie did andf he said it was the worst shit ever, it made him cry like a little bitch (his words) He blamed it on drinking soda instead of juices and water Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HATER. Posted April 12, 2010 Share Posted April 12, 2010 yeah I've always heard the worst shit about these things. Eat all the pills. now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted April 12, 2010 Share Posted April 12, 2010 There is a home remedy which you can do with includes drinking a litre of olive oil! Yay. Sucks to be you, and probably all of us at one time in our lives... :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted April 12, 2010 Share Posted April 12, 2010 the nurse wished me luck with a really fucking sad look on his face Where they do that at? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted April 12, 2010 Share Posted April 12, 2010 i've had them 6 times...they feel great when you pee them out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUST THE TIP Posted April 12, 2010 Author Share Posted April 12, 2010 nurse dude was hella friendly considering i was a huge asshole when i got there. remember the scene in menace to society where chick says FUCK THE FORMS BITCH, WE NEED A DOCTA! that was me. ps: milk, maybe we can trade kidney stones sometime? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted April 12, 2010 Share Posted April 12, 2010 Where they do that at? Are you dumb? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted April 12, 2010 Share Posted April 12, 2010 WHERE THEY DO THAT AT JACKSON? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted April 12, 2010 Share Posted April 12, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feed Yer Ego Posted April 12, 2010 Share Posted April 12, 2010 i guess teas can cause kidney stones and coffee too? FUCK IT can't live without the shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLU Posted April 12, 2010 Share Posted April 12, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted April 12, 2010 Share Posted April 12, 2010 What? Have male nurses? They are still called nurses you idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted April 12, 2010 Share Posted April 12, 2010 I had a friend accuse a girl of giving him an STD because he had kidney stones. Shit was hilarious since they never actually fucked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fictionator Posted April 12, 2010 Share Posted April 12, 2010 i had one and the worst part was when it passed from my kidney to my bladder, i hadn't ever felt anything like that shit before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ERIZENO Posted April 12, 2010 Share Posted April 12, 2010 Heard the worst part is what you have already dealt with ... not to say the stone coming out is not painful ... but the worst pain is behind you. My cousin had one start its descent last year on Thanksgiving. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUST THE TIP Posted April 12, 2010 Author Share Posted April 12, 2010 ive felt things that were more painful, but this shit was definitely up there. felt like a bitch in the waiting room cause i couldnt stop grunting and clutching my gut like a crackhead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted April 12, 2010 Share Posted April 12, 2010 the homie just had'em. i feel for you my dude. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chopsticks Posted April 12, 2010 Share Posted April 12, 2010 Ouch good luck mayne. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Organic Therapy Posted April 12, 2010 Share Posted April 12, 2010 That out of your piss hole. HAHAHAHA. But forreal, good luck. And stop drinking soda, water is so MUCH better. Trust me, you get used to just getting water in restaurants and fast food places instead of soda. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted April 12, 2010 Share Posted April 12, 2010 What? Have male nurses? They are still called nurses you idiot. MAYBE IN COMMUNIST SWEDEN/LONDON. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Itchy and Scratchy Posted April 12, 2010 Share Posted April 12, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gnarwalker Posted April 12, 2010 Share Posted April 12, 2010 drinking water is cheap as fuck and is way better for you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
defer Posted April 12, 2010 Share Posted April 12, 2010 they suck man, i had one a while ago and woke up feeling like someone was gutting me. i tried to chill out for a while and get some fresh air but the pain still didn't go away. finally decided to go to the hospital and went through all of the same shit. after the morphine wore off, the pain didn't really come back. the worst part is over though, unless you have a fat stone in your bladder. i didn't even notice peeing mine out. just chill out on the couch, drink a gallon of water a day, and be happy with meds. i didn't/don't have health insurance and that, by far, was the shittiest part. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted April 12, 2010 Share Posted April 12, 2010 Apple Juice. Orange Juice. Cranberry Juice. Water. nomnomnom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotsauceinthedickholewastaken Posted April 12, 2010 Share Posted April 12, 2010 You'll have to change your name to ripped the tip...nah, seriously I haven't had them, but I've heard enough about them to feel bad for ya homie. Good luck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GamblersGrin Posted April 13, 2010 Share Posted April 13, 2010 stick a pipe cleaner up the tip and work the stone on out. itll hurt less. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted April 13, 2010 Share Posted April 13, 2010 Apple Juice. Orange Juice. Cranberry Juice. Water. nomnomnom What's juice? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pornbooth Posted April 13, 2010 Share Posted April 13, 2010 good luck on that homie, I have a narrow urethra I would be screwed if i got one, i also cant have babies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FruityLexia. Posted April 13, 2010 Share Posted April 13, 2010 woke up at 6am with a wicked pain in my lower right gut. tried to smoke the pain way, but shit got worse and worse and worse. Thats the way, when your in intolerable pain, dont call medical help just smoke weed.:lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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