Croupier Posted April 9, 2010 Share Posted April 9, 2010 I looked & searched & couldn't find so...... I need jokes. I have a few to start the thread.. Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It's kind of an obscure number, I doubt you'd get it if I told you... A man walks into a party & sees the pretty hot chick & goes up to her. She says to him, "Hi, my name is Carmen". He says, "That's a pretty name, is it a family name"? She replies "No, I gave it myself after the 2 things I love most, cars & men...." He says, "Then you may call me BJ Titsengolf..." Oldie but goodie: Q: what does Snoop dogg wash his clothes with? A: Bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeatch! So come on you sick fucks. Blast me with some funny shit, clearly I need some material!:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
50million Posted April 9, 2010 Share Posted April 9, 2010 ha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris The Butcher Posted April 9, 2010 Share Posted April 9, 2010 Kush N Orange Juice http://videos.onsmash.com/v/hpp8miTQ3hTx3YIx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jugzer Posted April 9, 2010 Share Posted April 9, 2010 what did the five fingers say to the face? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Croupier Posted April 9, 2010 Author Share Posted April 9, 2010 Damn, nobody's even got a shitty knock-knock joke? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
50million Posted April 9, 2010 Share Posted April 9, 2010 nope Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted April 9, 2010 Share Posted April 9, 2010 Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it caught AIDS or someshit and is headed to the hospital Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|O__________o|-robojones Posted April 9, 2010 Share Posted April 9, 2010 http://www.12ozprophet.com/forum/showthread.php?t=60335&highlight=offensive+jokes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skywalker Posted April 9, 2010 Share Posted April 9, 2010 what did one can of mushrooms say to the other can of mushrooms in the crowded cabinet? "boy, there ain't musshhroooominhere...":D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted April 9, 2010 Share Posted April 9, 2010 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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50million Posted April 9, 2010 Share Posted April 9, 2010 it's a scobe^ its used to brew kombucha. why the fuck do i know this shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
50million Posted April 9, 2010 Share Posted April 9, 2010 or its ham ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jugzer Posted April 9, 2010 Share Posted April 9, 2010 kombuha is life juice...i brew my own Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|O__________o|-robojones Posted April 9, 2010 Share Posted April 9, 2010 ....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jugzer Posted April 9, 2010 Share Posted April 9, 2010 fuck it..this thread is now about kombucha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
50million Posted April 9, 2010 Share Posted April 9, 2010 we have kombucha on tap at my store. it seriously cures everything. even allergies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted April 9, 2010 Share Posted April 9, 2010 the difference between santa and tiger woods? santa stopped at three ho's a guy tried to rob my house... he would have gotten away with it too but he stepped on the scale, and gave himself away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jugzer Posted April 9, 2010 Share Posted April 9, 2010 ill upload photos of my brew op soon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted April 9, 2010 Share Posted April 9, 2010 Q: What do you call an Indian guy who has been everywhere and done everything? A: Bindair Dundat. Q: Why did the orange roll roll down the hill? A: It ran outta' juice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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KILZ FILLZ Posted April 9, 2010 Share Posted April 9, 2010 FUCK IT, SEARCH FUNCTION THREAD DISREGARDED learn the search function i know you said none popped up but there is a big thread full of these called 'offensive jokes' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|O__________o|-robojones Posted April 9, 2010 Share Posted April 9, 2010 oontz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted April 9, 2010 Share Posted April 9, 2010 the fuck is kombucha? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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jugzer Posted April 9, 2010 Share Posted April 9, 2010 kombucha is the cure for aids Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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