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Fuck it.... Joke thread 2010

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I looked & searched & couldn't find so......

 

I need jokes. I have a few to start the thread..

 

Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: It's kind of an obscure number, I doubt you'd get it if I told you...

 

A man walks into a party & sees the pretty hot chick & goes up to her. She says to him, "Hi, my name is Carmen". He says, "That's a pretty name, is it a family name"? She replies "No, I gave it myself after the 2 things I love most, cars & men...." He says, "Then you may call me BJ Titsengolf..."

 

Oldie but goodie:

Q: what does Snoop dogg wash his clothes with?

A: Bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeatch!

 

So come on you sick fucks. Blast me with some funny shit, clearly I need some material!:D

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what did one can of mushrooms say to the other can of mushrooms in the crowded cabinet?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"boy, there ain't musshhroooominhere...":D

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kombucha.jpg

 

 

lindsaylohan_kombucha3.jpg

 

 

 

we have kombucha on tap at my store. it seriously cures everything. even allergies.

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the difference between santa and tiger woods?

 

santa stopped at three ho's

 

 

a guy tried to rob my house... he would have gotten away with it too but he stepped on the scale, and gave himself away.

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Q: What do you call an Indian guy who has been everywhere and done everything?

A: Bindair Dundat.

 

Q: Why did the orange roll roll down the hill?

A: It ran outta' juice.

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FUCK IT, SEARCH FUNCTION

 

 

 

THREAD DISREGARDED

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

learn the search function

i know you said none popped up

but there is a big thread full of these called 'offensive jokes'

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